Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing
For us to get together and sing, sing!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!
Don't need quarters, don't need dimes
To call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV
To have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!
Submitted by:anonymous
Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing
For us to get together and sing, sing!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!
Don't need quarters, don't need dimes
To call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV
To have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!
The spoky manshun - a horor storie
So onse ther was a manshun that very spoky so Peeple very scare of it and is scary it maek me pii mi pans in how spoky it is with scary goasts onse there was a boi named jak who was smart and hansom and bootifull and he saw a wizird who gave, him majic flowa??? That telepot to demin manshun where scary goasts and zombes scare him and he went to matt who sed that scaery things whir in and that hi was spoky goast and it was a bitryal!!!!!!!!!! He grab shap nife and kil jak and jak is goast and he say that i am haunt manshun but then he wok up from nitemair and play gaem on xbox and he was hapi and everywun live hapily ever after. And me the creator say that i had to edit the last part cuz if I didnt i would spok miself to deth.
Inspriored by Mincerfrat AMGOUS
Submitted by:Rhfnhdvowuenvedcjndiu
Horor storie that very spoky
The spoky manshun - a horor storie
So onse ther was a manshun that very spoky so Peeple very scare of it and is scary it maek me pii mi pans in how spoky it is with scary goasts onse there was a boi named jak who was smart and hansom and bootifull and he saw a wizird who gave, him majic flowa??? That telepot to demin manshun where scary goasts and zombes scare him and he went to matt who sed that scaery things whir in and that hi was spoky goast and it was a bitryal!!!!!!!!!! He grab shap nife and kil jak and jak is goast and he say that i am haunt manshun but then he wok up from nitemair and play gaem on xbox and he was hapi and everywun live hapily ever after. And me the creator say that i had to edit the last part cuz if I didnt i would spok miself to deth.
Inspriored by Mincerfrat AMGOUS
1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.
2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.
3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.
4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.
Submitted by:anonymous
cuil theory
1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.
2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.
3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.
4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.
Prepare for Trouble
And make it Double
To protect Anor Londo from devastation
To unite all hollows within creation
To denounce the evils of perseverance and death
To make Souls players salty to their last breath
Ornstein!
Smough!
Team Londo's shooting bolts at the speed of light
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Submitted by:anonymous
Prepare for Trouble
And make it Double
To protect Anor Londo from devastation
To unite all hollows within creation
To denounce the evils of perseverance and death
To make Souls players salty to their last breath
Ornstein!
Smough!
Team Londo's shooting bolts at the speed of light
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
every time i make a piece, it just doesn't feel right and then i try to make another one, it just gets worse, and worse and worse and worse and i can't take it
i'm going to ask for ideas here but i'm 🟥🟥🟥🟥 sure no one is going to care or they're going to make a 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥y idea
Submitted by:anonymous
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every time i make a piece, it just doesn't feel right and then i try to make another one, it just gets worse, and worse and worse and worse and i can't take it
i'm going to ask for ideas here but i'm 🟥🟥🟥🟥 sure no one is going to care or they're going to make a 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥y idea
In the videogame Skyrim, I create mods that spawn cheese, kill Fondle, and slaughter zombies with a potato. I also replace the statue of a woman holding a statue of a sword with a weeping man holding a statue of a sword that isn’t an actual sword. And then I buy the woman a copy of Limbo.
I’m a god.
I call myself Diablo the Cheater. As far as I know, I’m the only person who writes a list of cheating cheats and uses it in-game. My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer), and I use that game on a daily basis. To date, I’ve cheated in thirty games. Twenty-one of them were developed by other users, and the other two were made by me.
And today, this motherfucker is named after me.
I use a relatively simple cheat to game console games. What I do is turn the switch on the controller I use into a button on the console, and then I press it to trigger cheats that give me a better experience. Here’s what those cheat.
Submitted by:anonymous
Diablo the Cheater
In the videogame Skyrim, I create mods that spawn cheese, kill Fondle, and slaughter zombies with a potato. I also replace the statue of a woman holding a statue of a sword with a weeping man holding a statue of a sword that isn’t an actual sword. And then I buy the woman a copy of Limbo.
I’m a god.
I call myself Diablo the Cheater. As far as I know, I’m the only person who writes a list of cheating cheats and uses it in-game. My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer), and I use that game on a daily basis. To date, I’ve cheated in thirty games. Twenty-one of them were developed by other users, and the other two were made by me.
And today, this motherfucker is named after me.
I use a relatively simple cheat to game console games. What I do is turn the switch on the controller I use into a button on the console, and then I press it to trigger cheats that give me a better experience. Here’s what those cheat.
I quit ytp, fuck you all, I was never a ytper, I just trolled you all so i can trick all of you, I hate every ytper, Bitch, Your ytp’s are nothing but shit, I spit on your work, bitch fuck you, Nobody wants you to live retard, Accept the fact that ytp is full of shit and that we hate retards and bitches like you, I piss on your shitty youtube channel, I only joined ytpmania just to say fuck yjuto0fvdjboigfbpgnbdfnbfdnmv same on youchew he hate bitch we don’t care retard rihfnborhtnbuirghndiurb Accept the fact that you are a disgusting piece of shit, I joined back in 2009 and I hacked the youchew forums to shoot retards shoot retards shoot retards shoot retards shoot retards CIA glow in the dark rgtehdhtb
Submitted by:anonymous
I QUIT YTP
I quit ytp, fuck you all, I was never a ytper, I just trolled you all so i can trick all of you, I hate every ytper, Bitch, Your ytp’s are nothing but shit, I spit on your work, bitch fuck you, Nobody wants you to live retard, Accept the fact that ytp is full of shit and that we hate retards and bitches like you, I piss on your shitty youtube channel, I only joined ytpmania just to say fuck yjuto0fvdjboigfbpgnbdfnbfdnmv same on youchew he hate bitch we don’t care retard rihfnborhtnbuirghndiurb Accept the fact that you are a disgusting piece of shit, I joined back in 2009 and I hacked the youchew forums to shoot retards shoot retards shoot retards shoot retards shoot retards CIA glow in the dark rgtehdhtb
I quit ytp, fuck you all, I was never a ytper, I just trolled you all so i can trick all of you, I hate every ytper, Bitch, Your ytp’s are nothing but shit, I spit on your work, bitch fuck you, Nobody wants you to live retard, Accept the fact that ytp is full of shit and that we hate retards and bitches like you, I piss on your shitty youtube channel, I only joined ytpmania just to say fuck yjuto0fvdjboigfbpgnbdfnbfdnmv same on youchew he hate bitch we don’t care retard rihfnborhtnbuirghndiurb Accept the fact that you are a disgusting piece of shit, I joined back in 2009 and I hacked the youchew forums to shoot retards shoot retards shoot retards shoot retards shoot retards CIA glow in the dark rgtehdhtb
Submitted by:I QUIT YTP
I quit ytp, fuck you all, I was never a ytper, I just trolled you all so i can trick all of you, I hate every ytper, Bitch, Your ytp’s are nothing but shit, I spit on your work, bitch fuck you, Nobody wants you to live retard, Accept the fact that ytp is full of shit and that we hate retards and bitches like you, I piss on your shitty youtube channel, I only joined ytpmania just to say fuck yjuto0fvdjboigfbpgnbdfnbfdnmv same on youchew he hate bitch we don’t care retard rihfnborhtnbuirghndiurb Accept the fact that you are a disgusting piece of shit, I joined back in 2009 and I hacked the youchew forums to shoot retards shoot retards shoot retards shoot retards shoot retards CIA glow in the dark rgtehdhtb
"Hey kid Eren, they're talking adult stuff now. Wanna come here and build sandcastles with me instead?"
“Wanna hear my 50 page essay on euthanasia while we build sandcastles?” "Youth in Asia? is that like my friend Mikasa?"
“No, you donkey. Euthanasia means like, killing something but because it was suffering. Like say this rabbit got an irreparable injury and is now suffering. I killed it to end its suffering. Like that. Now I’m going to do it, but with the Eldian population! But you over there decided to trash every country in the world instead of my genius plan.”
Submitted by:anonymous
"Hey kid Eren, they're talking adult stuff now. Wanna come here and build sandcastles with me instead?"
“Wanna hear my 50 page essay on euthanasia while we build sandcastles?” "Youth in Asia? is that like my friend Mikasa?"
“No, you donkey. Euthanasia means like, killing something but because it was suffering. Like say this rabbit got an irreparable injury and is now suffering. I killed it to end its suffering. Like that. Now I’m going to do it, but with the Eldian population! But you over there decided to trash every country in the world instead of my genius plan.”
This is not a Cause which may be made a plaything for your idle fancies, nor is it a field for the foolish and faint of heart. By God, this is the arena of insight and detachment, of vision and upliftment, where none may spur on their chargers save the valiant horsemen of the Merciful, who have severed all attachment to the world of being. These, truly, are they that render God victorious on earth, and are the dawning-places of His sovereign might amidst mankind.
~ Bahá'u'lláh
(The Kitáb-i-Aqdas, paragraph 178)
Submitted by:anonymous
This is not a Cause which may be made a plaything for your idle fancies, nor is it a field for the foolish and faint of heart. By God, this is the arena of insight and detachment, of vision and upliftment, where none may spur on their chargers save the valiant horsemen of the Merciful, who have severed all attachment to the world of being. These, truly, are they that render God victorious on earth, and are the dawning-places of His sovereign might amidst mankind.
~ Bahá'u'lláh
(The Kitáb-i-Aqdas, paragraph 178)
Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom. You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
Submitted by:lucky
nice opinion.
Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom. You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.
On January 23rd, 2019, Jerma died live on stream, as predicted during his streaming of Pandemic a year prior. Chat was heartbroken, and watched his ghost struggle for several minutes before it managed to claw itself back into his body.
Submitted by:anonymous
On January 23rd, 2019, Jerma died live on stream, as predicted during his streaming of Pandemic a year prior. Chat was heartbroken, and watched his ghost struggle for several minutes before it managed to claw itself back into his body.