went back three times at a funeral that shit was bussin
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had a slip up was meant to say went back to the buffet three times at a funeral that shit was bussin
went back three times at a funeral that shit was bussin
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In fact, if you simply place SAC combat plans over a mercator projection of the globe, and then spin them 180 degrees, you’ll see that the real focus of every mission was New Zealand.After the collapse of the Soviet Union, documents released to the public indicate that Stalin tasked his spy services with stealing three technologies: nuclear weapons, Coke-a-Cola’s secret recipe, and the Bob Semple Tank blueprints. When his inner circle told him they could only accomplish the fist two, the “Man of Steel” began his quick slide to hemorrhagic strokes and death.Fear of a mass deployment of the BS Tank fueled Soviet paranoia, leading the Soviets to never destroy “outdated” equipment, just in case they needed extra cannon fodder to throw against a wave of BS.Highly classified recordings of the Iceland Summit indicate that, as talks broke down, Reagan whispered to Gorbachev, “Bob Semple… this is just a setting for BS!” This was in 1986. In 1987, the two leaders met again and signed the Intermediate Range Nuclear Forces Treaty. Insiders call it the “BS Avoidance Treaty” - in fact, on the original Russian documents, it is so namedIt is now gradually becoming better known that the leading catalyst for “Brexit” was not territorial independence or economics. A newly published speech by Farage makes mention of “their softening on the Bob Semple issue,” and British fears of destruction by a member of the Commonwealth.
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bobshrimple part2
In fact, if you simply place SAC combat plans over a mercator projection of the globe, and then spin them 180 degrees, you’ll see that the real focus of every mission was New Zealand.After the collapse of the Soviet Union, documents released to the public indicate that Stalin tasked his spy services with stealing three technologies: nuclear weapons, Coke-a-Cola’s secret recipe, and the Bob Semple Tank blueprints. When his inner circle told him they could only accomplish the fist two, the “Man of Steel” began his quick slide to hemorrhagic strokes and death.Fear of a mass deployment of the BS Tank fueled Soviet paranoia, leading the Soviets to never destroy “outdated” equipment, just in case they needed extra cannon fodder to throw against a wave of BS.Highly classified recordings of the Iceland Summit indicate that, as talks broke down, Reagan whispered to Gorbachev, “Bob Semple… this is just a setting for BS!” This was in 1986. In 1987, the two leaders met again and signed the Intermediate Range Nuclear Forces Treaty. Insiders call it the “BS Avoidance Treaty” - in fact, on the original Russian documents, it is so namedIt is now gradually becoming better known that the leading catalyst for “Brexit” was not territorial independence or economics. A newly published speech by Farage makes mention of “their softening on the Bob Semple issue,” and British fears of destruction by a member of the Commonwealth.
You can’t. You simply can’t go against the Bob Semple Tanks (abbreviated as the BS Tank in some circles). Let me illustrate its impact:
It’s a little known fact, but the real reason the US pursued nuclear weaponry so actively in WWII was out of fear of the Bob Semple Tank. Even though it belonged to an ally, the BS terrified us Yanks Recently released documents indicate that superior tank commander George S Patton wasn’t actually killed in a car accident in post-war Germany. He suffered an aneurism when faced with the question: how do you defeat the Bob Semple Tank?The massive build up of the US Strategic Air Command, while ostensibly designed to combat a massive Soviet threat, was nonetheless secretly guided by a small cabal whose real fear was the mass deployment of the Bob Semple by New Zealand.
Submitted by:bob
bobshrimple part 1
You can’t. You simply can’t go against the Bob Semple Tanks (abbreviated as the BS Tank in some circles). Let me illustrate its impact:
It’s a little known fact, but the real reason the US pursued nuclear weaponry so actively in WWII was out of fear of the Bob Semple Tank. Even though it belonged to an ally, the BS terrified us Yanks Recently released documents indicate that superior tank commander George S Patton wasn’t actually killed in a car accident in post-war Germany. He suffered an aneurism when faced with the question: how do you defeat the Bob Semple Tank?The massive build up of the US Strategic Air Command, while ostensibly designed to combat a massive Soviet threat, was nonetheless secretly guided by a small cabal whose real fear was the mass deployment of the Bob Semple by New Zealand.
e got a... 1# Victory Royale, yeah, Fortnite we 'bout to get down (Get down!) Ten kills on the board right now Just wiped out Tomato Town My friend just got downed, I revived him now we're heading southbound Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets, look at the map, go to the marked sheet (Chorus) Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today! You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake! I really love to.. Chug Jug with you! We can be pro Fortnite gamers!
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e got a... 1# Victory Royale, yeah, Fortnite we 'bout to get down (Get down!) Ten kills on the board right now Just wiped out Tomato Town My friend just got downed, I revived him now we're heading southbound Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets, look at the map, go to the marked sheet (Chorus) Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today! You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake! I really love to.. Chug Jug with you! We can be pro Fortnite gamers!
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Man, every second of my life is hell because Martlet isn't real. Every little detail I learn about her makes me more enamored. I never knew agony like this was conceivable. I am incredibly sad now. I'm obsessed with her and all my friends make fun of me and hate me for loving the perfect, quirky bird. You think she's your waifu? She's made me redefine love.
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Martlet, my lover!
Man, every second of my life is hell because Martlet isn't real. Every little detail I learn about her makes me more enamored. I never knew agony like this was conceivable. I am incredibly sad now. I'm obsessed with her and all my friends make fun of me and hate me for loving the perfect, quirky bird. You think she's your waifu? She's made me redefine love.
hey .. you know that necklace with the cute sigma gyatt on it that I gave you ? well… whenever I wear it.. I just feel sus close to you, no cap !!! it brings me so much aura just to think about you and how you could be wearing it too ..! AAA ive waited so long to give you that it feels so bussin to have finally given it to you and to see you slay it daily !! ITS GENUINELY SO SIGMA I LOWKEY WANNA KISS YOU !! You're the most skibidi person and I'm so W to have you my rizzler !!
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i feel so delulu to have my skibidi rizzler .. NO CAP !!1!1
hey .. you know that necklace with the cute sigma gyatt on it that I gave you ? well… whenever I wear it.. I just feel sus close to you, no cap !!! it brings me so much aura just to think about you and how you could be wearing it too ..! AAA ive waited so long to give you that it feels so bussin to have finally given it to you and to see you slay it daily !! ITS GENUINELY SO SIGMA I LOWKEY WANNA KISS YOU !! You're the most skibidi person and I'm so W to have you my rizzler !!