I can’t stand this any more. Every single fucking person I see says “2 years” SHUT THE FUCK UP. I have heard “cbat is life” more than I have heard “I love you.” I cannot fucking take this anymore. I would rather get fucked by Shaq to meme songs (not cbat though). I would rather end up in a viral execution video than hear “MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC” One more FUCKING TIME. I will do what the black guy with the lighting said if I have to hear my friends talking about cbat ONE MORE TIME. I would rather have 20 big black guys with names that have apostrophes in them jump me while ripping off my skin with their bare hands than hear about THE CBAT REDDIT STORY one more FUCKING TIME. This shit is ruining the world. People have called gen z bad for this but it’s fucking my generation. Gen z was almost over it but you fucking millennial fucks have taken it over. You ARE the problem. Any time I hear anything that has to do with cbat I want homelander to do to me what he did to that blind hero. Any time I hear “erm what the bat haha 2 years” I want Drake to rip off his floppy churro, shove it down my throat, and cause me to die of suffocation. Any time I see someone posting about cbat over the age of 12 I want to doxx them all over the internet. The internet is a problem that needs to be taken care of. I can’t take this anymore. This isn’t a joke any more.
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I can’t stand this any more. Every single fucking person I see says “2 years” SHUT THE FUCK UP. I have heard “cbat is life” more than I have heard “I love you.” I cannot fucking take this anymore. I would rather get fucked by Shaq to meme songs (not cbat though). I would rather end up in a viral execution video than hear “MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC” One more FUCKING TIME. I will do what the black guy with the lighting said if I have to hear my friends talking about cbat ONE MORE TIME. I would rather have 20 big black guys with names that have apostrophes in them jump me while ripping off my skin with their bare hands than hear about THE CBAT REDDIT STORY one more FUCKING TIME. This shit is ruining the world. People have called gen z bad for this but it’s fucking my generation. Gen z was almost over it but you fucking millennial fucks have taken it over. You ARE the problem. Any time I hear anything that has to do with cbat I want homelander to do to me what he did to that blind hero. Any time I hear “erm what the bat haha 2 years” I want Drake to rip off his floppy churro, shove it down my throat, and cause me to die of suffocation. Any time I see someone posting about cbat over the age of 12 I want to doxx them all over the internet. The internet is a problem that needs to be taken care of. I can’t take this anymore. This isn’t a joke any more.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is
in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without
realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is
widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware
that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
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There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of
the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that
allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel
is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only
function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used
in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU
with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really
distributions of GNU/Linux!
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is
in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without
realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is
widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware
that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
flag{1f68e019b29650f6e8ea15a7808f76fd}
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of
the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that
allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel
is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only
function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used
in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU
with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really
distributions of GNU/Linux!
TWO YEARS (DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT) YOU MOTHERFUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKING CBATPOSTING REDDITORS FOR TWO YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS SITE CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU CTARDS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID ALBUM IN PHOTOS AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC CBAT ALBUM'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST CTARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOL LOOK AT ME IM A LE CBATER 2 YEARS TYLERLIFE EPIC MAYMAY' REDDIT IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING CTARDS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING CTARDS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID STORY, 2 YEARS (NO PUN INTENDED), 2 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A CBAT POST, ON EVERY SUBREDDIT, U FUCKING AUTISTS THIS SUBREDDIT IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER SUBREDDITS COMBINED, HUDSON MOHAWKE SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES THIS MEME, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT CBAT, ISN'T THAT RIGHT CTARDS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF THE CBAT REDDIT STORY TO YOUR SUBREDDIT HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED AND SUCKED BY THE ASS OF TYLERLIFE. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL CTARDS AND NEED HIS DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST THE STUPID CBAT STORY, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU GO OUTSIDE NAKED TOO. STUPID ASS CTARDS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD CBATER ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. THIS MEME IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY MEMES OF THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS CTARDS, GO CHEW ON MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU CTARDS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID POSTS AND RE-LISTEN TO CBAT FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR
Submitted by:anonymous
TWO YEARS (DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT) YOU MOTHERFUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKING CBATPOSTING REDDITORS FOR TWO YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS SITE CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU CTARDS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID ALBUM IN PHOTOS AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC CBAT ALBUM'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST CTARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOL LOOK AT ME IM A LE CBATER 2 YEARS TYLERLIFE EPIC MAYMAY' REDDIT IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING CTARDS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING CTARDS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID STORY, 2 YEARS (NO PUN INTENDED), 2 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A CBAT POST, ON EVERY SUBREDDIT, U FUCKING AUTISTS THIS SUBREDDIT IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER SUBREDDITS COMBINED, HUDSON MOHAWKE SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES THIS MEME, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT CBAT, ISN'T THAT RIGHT CTARDS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF THE CBAT REDDIT STORY TO YOUR SUBREDDIT HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED AND SUCKED BY THE ASS OF TYLERLIFE. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL CTARDS AND NEED HIS DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST THE STUPID CBAT STORY, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU GO OUTSIDE NAKED TOO. STUPID ASS CTARDS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD CBATER ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. THIS MEME IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY MEMES OF THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS CTARDS, GO CHEW ON MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU CTARDS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID POSTS AND RE-LISTEN TO CBAT FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR
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Submitted by:anonymous
ZumrutCocuk
I'm ChatGPT, a large language model trained by OpenAI.
Submitted by:anonymous
chatgpt copypasta
I'm ChatGPT, a large language model trained by OpenAI.
Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) won’t stop saying “ITS CBATING TIME!” he found these words on reddit or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says “its cbating time!” I’m losing my sanity, fuck you cbat, fuck you tyler life, fuck you hudson mohawke. That was very anti-cbatic
Submitted by:anonymous
Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) won’t stop saying “ITS CBATING TIME!” he found these words on reddit or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says “its cbating time!” I’m losing my sanity, fuck you cbat, fuck you tyler life, fuck you hudson mohawke. That was very anti-cbatic
Ha...hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's it! I surrender! My sanity can't take this anymore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel like having sex with someone! I'm not even joking!! I'M FEELING REALLY CBATICNO no no i'm NOT cbatic, Cbat isn't real...but why is there CUM all over my house?!?!?! OH NO...I hear moaning from my bedroom...oh God, oh fuck!!! I have to go to MY BEDROOM!!! My roommates being kinda CBATIC right now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Satin Panthers cover is painted on my walls in blood...I've been humming Cbat to myself for 2 years now...2 YEARS!!! IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE?! TODAY I FUCKED UP!!! HAHAHAHAHA! KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
Submitted by:anonymous
Ha...hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's it! I surrender! My sanity can't take this anymore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel like having sex with someone! I'm not even joking!! I'M FEELING REALLY CBATICNO no no i'm NOT cbatic, Cbat isn't real...but why is there CUM all over my house?!?!?! OH NO...I hear moaning from my bedroom...oh God, oh fuck!!! I have to go to MY BEDROOM!!! My roommates being kinda CBATIC right now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Satin Panthers cover is painted on my walls in blood...I've been humming Cbat to myself for 2 years now...2 YEARS!!! IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE?! TODAY I FUCKED UP!!! HAHAHAHAHA! KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
سلام
Submitted by:anonymous
سلام
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!??! ooooh.... I HOPE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY HAS A FANTASTIC DAY :)
Submitted by:pheetastic
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!??! ooooh.... I HOPE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY HAS A FANTASTIC DAY :)
Fellow Gentlemen, We have reached a point where he is now dead.
Submitted by:anonymous
UK version of man he is dead
Fellow Gentlemen, We have reached a point where he is now dead.
i went to my usual class today when the teacher told me that i had been moved to "special education classes". obviously this must of have been a joke so i said "THATS ANTI-CBATIC!" (cbat joke). the teacher told me to go to the special education classroom now so i started to run around screaming "2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS" however the teacher wasnt pleased. suddenly she walked up to me and escorted me to the principals office. "DONT YOU GET IT? ITS A CBAT JOKE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE" i said as the teacher pulled me through the hallway. when i got there he told me to take a seat but instead i slammed his desk and screamed "R/TIFU MEETING". the principal told me to stop right now or else i would be perminatly suspended from the school. i screamed “ANTI-CBATER ALERT! RAPE TIME!” and pushed him out the window. but instead of everyone laughing, the vice principal started screaming about why i pushed the principal out the window and my teacher stood in shock. i t posed (to assert dominence) and started beatboxing the cbat beatbox. the vice principal then locked the door and called the police. i then screamed "THATS PRETTY ANTI-CBATIC"and got out my phone out to check my reddit notifications. 5 minutes later the police arrived and i was taken to the police station. after being held in jail for a week, i was taken to court and was charged with assault and sentenced to 1 month of psychiatric treatment.
Submitted by:anonymous
i went to my usual class today when the teacher told me that i had been moved to "special education classes". obviously this must of have been a joke so i said "THATS ANTI-CBATIC!" (cbat joke). the teacher told me to go to the special education classroom now so i started to run around screaming "2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS" however the teacher wasnt pleased. suddenly she walked up to me and escorted me to the principals office. "DONT YOU GET IT? ITS A CBAT JOKE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE" i said as the teacher pulled me through the hallway. when i got there he told me to take a seat but instead i slammed his desk and screamed "R/TIFU MEETING". the principal told me to stop right now or else i would be perminatly suspended from the school. i screamed “ANTI-CBATER ALERT! RAPE TIME!” and pushed him out the window. but instead of everyone laughing, the vice principal started screaming about why i pushed the principal out the window and my teacher stood in shock. i t posed (to assert dominence) and started beatboxing the cbat beatbox. the vice principal then locked the door and called the police. i then screamed "THATS PRETTY ANTI-CBATIC"and got out my phone out to check my reddit notifications. 5 minutes later the police arrived and i was taken to the police station. after being held in jail for a week, i was taken to court and was charged with assault and sentenced to 1 month of psychiatric treatment.
Reza sadeghi
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Reza sadeghi
Reza sadeghi
WHtbthe fuduxuc aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGA KIKE KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF
Submitted by:anonymous
>Be me >New school, introduced to class >Meet guy who is an asshole, let's call him Shitgut >Shitgut tries to start bullying me >Be alpha and resist >Don't make many friends, don't need them >Notice Shitgut bullies other kids >Decide to fuck him up >Figure out where his locker is >Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen >Mark down where he lives, GTFO >Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is and what time he trains >Spend six months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I never get caught >Map out where he is at any time at all times >Then proceed phase two, buy a pineapple >On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave pineapple at the door >His parents aint home for hours, seen nobody >He tells people about the pineapple at tomorrow, no one cares >Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink in the men's dressing room >People think his making it up >Start buying pineapples on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes >Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple >His motorbike unwatched, leave a pineapple >He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore >Figure out where they keep his homes spare key >Skip school, sneak into his house while his parents are at work >Leave Pineapple on his bed >Hear he's failing classes >His parents put up a security camera, I figure out a blind spot and doge that shit >Send him a fucking pineapple for Christmas through the mail from a fake address >He doesn't show up to school anymore >Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now >Bombard the fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for two fucking years >School year ends, finish school >Go to collage like a boss >Come back home for the holidays >Hear someone from my old school had a panic attack at the grocery store >It's Shitgut >Someone had left a pineapple on the beer shelf
WHtbthe fuduxuc aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGA KIKE KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF