I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
anonymous
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
anonymous
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
anonymous
I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.
anonymous
ᴇɪ ᴩᴇꜱꜱᴏᴀʟ,ꜱᴀʙɪᴀᴍ qᴜᴇ ᴇᴜ ᴛᴀᴠᴀ ɴᴀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴄᴀꜱᴀ ᴊᴏɢᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴜᴍ ᴊᴏɢᴏ ᴍᴀꜱ ᴅᴏ ɴᴀᴅᴀ ᴇᴜ ᴠɪ ᴏ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴀ ᴄᴜ ɴᴀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴄᴏᴢɪɴʜᴀ? ꜱɪᴍ ᴇᴜ ᴠɪ ᴇʟᴇ ᴇ ᴇʟᴇ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴅᴀ ᴀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴠɪᴢɪɴʜᴀɴçᴀ ᴇ ᴇʟᴇ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴏᴜ ᴏ ᴩʀóᴩʀɪᴏ ᴩᴀᴜ ᴅᴇʟᴇ,ɪꜱꜱᴏ ꜰᴏɪ ᴍᴜɪᴛᴏ ᴩʀᴇᴏᴄᴜᴩᴀɴᴛᴇ ᴍᴀꜱ ᴇᴜ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴇɪ ᴇʟᴇ ᴩᴀ ᴊᴜɢᴀʀ ᴜᴍ ᴊᴏɢᴏ ᴇ ᴇʟᴇ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴏᴜ ᴏ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴀᴅᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴇᴛᴀ ᴅᴏ ᴄʜᴜᴄʜᴜ ᴅᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴩᴜᴛᴀᴅᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴩᴀʀᴀᴅᴏ ᴄᴏᴍ ᴜᴍ ᴄᴜ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍᴏꜱᴏ ᴄᴀɢᴀᴅᴏ ᴄᴀʟᴠᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴄᴀ ᴇɴᴛÃᴏ ᴇᴜ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴇɪ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴍÃᴇ ᴄᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴍÃᴏ ᴅᴀ ᴍᴀʀɪᴀɴᴀ ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴍᴀᴄᴇᴅᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴜᴍᴀ ᴩɪᴋᴀ ᴀᴍʙᴜʟᴀɴᴛᴇ,ᴇᴜ ᴠɪ ᴀQᴜɪʟᴏ ᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀɢᴜᴇɪ ᴅᴇ ᴍᴇᴅᴏ ᴍᴇᴅɪÇᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ ᴄᴜ ᴇ ᴍᴀɴÉ,ᴛᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟᴍᴇɴᴛᴇ ᴛÁ ᴀᴄʜᴀɴᴅᴏ ɢʀᴀÇᴀ ɴɪꜱꜱᴏ? ᴇᴜ ᴠɪ ᴛᴜ ᴍᴀɴᴅᴀʀ ᴜᴍ ᴇᴍᴏᴊɪ ᴅᴇ ʀɪꜱᴀᴅᴀ ᴇɴQᴜᴀɴᴛᴏ ᴇᴜ ᴇꜱᴄʀᴀᴠɪᴀ ɪꜱꜱᴏ;ᴛᴜ ᴛᴀᴠᴀ ʀɪɴᴅᴏ ᴅᴇ ᴍɪᴍ ɴÉ?ꜱᴇᴜ ᴩᴀʟʜᴀÇᴏ Qᴜᴇ ɴᴇᴍ ɴᴇᴜʀᴏɴɪᴏ ᴛᴇᴍ! ᴇɪ ᴩᴇꜱꜱᴏᴀʟ,ꜱᴀʙɪᴀᴍ qᴜᴇ ᴇᴜ ᴛᴀᴠᴀ ɴᴀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴄᴀꜱᴀ ᴊᴏɢᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴜᴍ ᴊᴏɢᴏ ᴍᴀꜱ ᴅᴏ ɴᴀᴅᴀ ᴇᴜ ᴠɪ ᴏ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴀ ᴄᴜ ɴᴀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴄᴏᴢɪɴʜᴀ? ꜱɪᴍ ᴇᴜ ᴠɪ ᴇʟᴇ ᴇ ᴇʟᴇ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴅᴀ ᴀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴠɪᴢɪɴʜᴀɴçᴀ ᴇ ᴇʟᴇ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴏᴜ ᴏ ᴩʀóᴩʀɪᴏ ᴩᴀᴜ ᴅᴇʟᴇ,ɪꜱꜱᴏ ꜰᴏɪ ᴍᴜɪᴛᴏ ᴩʀᴇᴏᴄᴜᴩᴀɴᴛᴇ ᴍᴀꜱ ᴇᴜ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴇɪ ᴇʟᴇ ᴩᴀ ᴊᴜɢᴀʀ ᴜᴍ ᴊᴏɢᴏ ᴇ ᴇʟᴇ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴏᴜ ᴏ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴀᴅᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴇᴛᴀ ᴅᴏ ᴄʜᴜᴄʜᴜ ᴅᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴩᴜᴛᴀᴅᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴩᴀʀᴀᴅᴏ ᴄᴏᴍ ᴜᴍ ᴄᴜ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍᴏꜱᴏ ᴄᴀɢᴀᴅᴏ ᴄᴀʟᴠᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴄᴀ ᴇɴᴛÃᴏ ᴇᴜ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴇɪ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴍÃᴇ ᴄᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴍÃᴏ ᴅᴀ ᴍᴀʀɪᴀɴᴀ ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴍᴀᴄᴇᴅᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴜᴍᴀ ᴩɪᴋᴀ ᴀᴍʙᴜʟᴀɴᴛᴇ,ᴇᴜ ᴠɪ ᴀQᴜɪʟᴏ ᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀɢᴜᴇɪ ᴅᴇ ᴍᴇᴅᴏ ᴍᴇᴅɪÇᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ ᴄᴜ ᴇ ᴍᴀɴÉ,ᴛᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟᴍᴇɴᴛᴇ ᴛÁ ᴀᴄʜᴀɴᴅᴏ ɢʀᴀÇᴀ ɴɪꜱꜱᴏ? ᴇᴜ ᴠɪ ᴛᴜ ᴍᴀɴᴅᴀʀ ᴜᴍ ᴇᴍᴏᴊɪ ᴅᴇ ʀɪꜱᴀᴅᴀ ᴇɴQᴜᴀɴᴛᴏ ᴇᴜ ᴇꜱᴄʀᴀᴠɪᴀ ɪꜱꜱᴏ;ᴛᴜ ᴛᴀᴠᴀ ʀɪɴᴅᴏ ᴅᴇ ᴍɪᴍ ɴÉ?ꜱᴇᴜ ᴩᴀʟʜᴀÇᴏ Qᴜᴇ ɴᴇᴍ ɴᴇᴜʀᴏɴɪᴏ ᴛᴇᴍ! ᴇɪ ᴩᴇꜱꜱᴏᴀʟ,ꜱᴀʙɪᴀᴍ qᴜᴇ ᴇᴜ ᴛᴀᴠᴀ ɴᴀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴄᴀꜱᴀ ᴊᴏɢᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴜᴍ ᴊᴏɢᴏ ᴍᴀꜱ ᴅᴏ ɴᴀᴅᴀ ᴇᴜ ᴠɪ ᴏ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴀ ᴄᴜ ɴᴀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴄᴏᴢɪɴʜᴀ? ꜱɪᴍ ᴇᴜ ᴠɪ ᴇʟᴇ ᴇ ᴇʟᴇ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴅᴀ ᴀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴠɪᴢɪɴʜᴀɴçᴀ ᴇ ᴇʟᴇ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴏᴜ ᴏ ᴩʀóᴩʀɪᴏ ᴩᴀᴜ ᴅᴇʟᴇ,ɪꜱꜱᴏ ꜰᴏɪ ᴍᴜɪᴛᴏ ᴩʀᴇᴏᴄᴜᴩᴀɴᴛᴇ ᴍᴀꜱ ᴇᴜ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴇɪ ᴇʟᴇ ᴩᴀ ᴊᴜɢᴀʀ ᴜᴍ ᴊᴏɢᴏ ᴇ ᴇʟᴇ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴏᴜ ᴏ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴀᴅᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴄʜᴜᴩᴇᴛᴀ ᴅᴏ ᴄʜᴜᴄʜᴜ ᴅᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴩᴜᴛᴀᴅᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴩᴀʀᴀᴅᴏ ᴄᴏᴍ ᴜᴍ ᴄᴜ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍᴏꜱᴏ ᴄᴀɢᴀᴅᴏ ᴄᴀʟᴠᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴄᴀ ᴇɴᴛÃᴏ ᴇᴜ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴇɪ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴍÃᴇ ᴄᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴍÃᴏ ᴅᴀ ᴍᴀʀɪᴀɴᴀ ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ ᴍᴀᴄᴇᴅᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴜᴍᴀ ᴩɪᴋᴀ ᴀᴍʙᴜʟᴀɴᴛᴇ,ᴇᴜ ᴠɪ ᴀQᴜɪʟᴏ ᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀɢᴜᴇɪ ᴅᴇ ᴍᴇᴅᴏ ᴍᴇᴅɪÇᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ ᴄᴜ ᴇ ᴍᴀɴÉ,ᴛᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟᴍᴇɴᴛᴇ ᴛÁ ᴀᴄʜᴀɴᴅᴏ ɢʀᴀÇᴀ ɴɪꜱꜱᴏ? ᴇᴜ ᴠɪ ᴛᴜ ᴍᴀɴᴅᴀʀ ᴜᴍ ᴇᴍᴏᴊɪ ᴅᴇ ʀɪꜱᴀᴅᴀ ᴇɴQᴜᴀɴᴛᴏ ᴇᴜ ᴇꜱᴄʀᴀᴠɪᴀ ɪꜱꜱᴏ;ᴛᴜ ᴛᴀᴠᴀ ʀɪɴᴅᴏ ᴅᴇ ᴍɪᴍ ɴÉ?ꜱᴇᴜ ᴩᴀʟʜᴀÇᴏ Qᴜᴇ ɴᴇᴍ ɴᴇᴜʀᴏɴɪᴏ ᴛᴇᴍ!
anonymous
KYS
anonymous
can i crawl inside ur uterus and lay there till i decay and all that's left is my rotting corpse and once i finish decaying my energy and soul will forever be inside ur uterus and when u get pregnant you will birth me and that's when our love story with begin
anonymous
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
anonymous
Sup lil gamer, how's it going? I'm really in the 💼 business now after the OMR, are you by any chance interested in my graphics card? I know you still enjoy stuff like that, gaming 🎮 and all. I'd set it up as a kind of auction, whoever offers more 💰 on Discord gets it - shipping's on me, I'll pay from the business account! 🏦 It'll end up somewhere like Kleinkleckersdorf or wherever you guys live - so don't be surprised if a package from the big city arrives 🌆 I'll send it out from the office! 🚀
Chazen
#include #include /* int main() { int a[2][5],i,j; srand(time(NULL)); for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ a[i][j]=rand()%100; } } for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ printf("%3d",a[i][j]); } printf("\n"); } } int main() { int a[2][5]={3,5,10,55,438,32,68,20,85,11},i,j,cnt=0; for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ if(a[i][j]%5==0) cnt+=1; } } printf("%d",cnt); } int main() { char a[3][100]; int i,j; for(int i=0; i<3;i++) scanf("%s",a[i]); for(i=0;i<3;i++) puts(a[i]); } int main() { char a[3][10]; int i,j; for(int i=0;i<3;i++) scanf("%s",a[i]); for(i=0;i<3;i++) for(j=0;j<10;j++) printf("%3c",a[i][j]); printf("\n"); } int main() { char a[3][20]; int i,j, cnt=0; for(int i=0;i<3;i++){ scanf("%s",a[i]); } for(i=0;i<3;i++){ cnt=0; for(j=0;j
anonymous
int a[2][5],i,j; srand(time(NULL)); for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ a[i][j]=rand()%100; } } for(i=0;i<2;i++){ for(j=0;j<5;j++){ printf("%3d",a[i][j]); } printf("\n"); }
idk
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Vactoriq
Riccardo "Reynor" Romiti is known as the fastest GSL player to arrive at the Airport. Since he gave up on the ESL Regionals, he are investing in Speedruns. In particular he is the current world record holders in GSL Any % and GSL no wins.
anonymous
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anonymous
I know I'm young and I should've used protection like a Vpn or sum but I couldn't be happier to be having ebabies with her, I think it's gonna be etwins 🤞🏽 I'm just thinking about the eshower we need to throw now and the and the egender reveal party!!!
yeryhsxv
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klorn
خیلی عالیهههه
anonymous
سید مصطفیسادات
anonymous
Arvin
anonymous
LEAVE PLAYCARE NOW OR I WILL COME FOR YOU!!!!111!!11! 😡/ref HERE!! 🤑 Right here! 🥰🥰 All your needs will be met. 😊 I'm hungr-!! IN A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Snif snoff snghs gooh I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter WEE WOO WEE WOO ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER! steps on stage Bystander: Oh god! Don't do it! I have a familyComedy God: adjusts fedora the building is filled with fear and anticipation God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense comedy god clears throat everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard world leaders look and wait with dread everything in the world stops nothing is happening comedy god smirks no one is prepared for what is going to happen comedy god musters all of this power he bellows out to the world ATTACKabsolute suspense everyone is filled with overwhelming dread HELICOPTER all at once, absolute pandemonium commences all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once giant brawls start 43 wars are declared simultaneously a shockwave travels around the earth earth is driven into chaos humanity is regressed back to the stone age the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did people who aren't killed die from laughter literally the funniest joke in the world then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.
anonymous
Hey guys. today I'm going to tell you how Cbat tore my family apart. My father was talking to someone on his phone and mentioned sex. "HAHA YOU SAID SEX!! 2 YEARS!! SEX TO CBAT?" I asked. He sighed deeply. I guess he just wasn't in the mood for my hilarious cbat antics, (they are very humorous.) Anyway, my dad told me "Okay son, that's enough. You have been talking about this meme for almost 2 years." 2 YEARS??!? DID MY DAD JUST SAY 2 YEARS!?!??!? "HAHA DAD YOU ARE BEING VERY CBATIC RIGHT NOW. I THINK THAT YOU ARE SECRETLY TYLERLIFE!!" I screamed very loudly, and made a big grin on my face. "Son please stop" he told me, tears in his eyes. "DAD YOU ARE SO CBATIC, IM 100 PERCENT SURE YOU'RE SECRETLY TYLERLIFE!!!" I took a screwdriver and tried jabbing him in the arm, so that he could be cbatic no longer. Immediately my mother came into the room to see what all the noise was. "SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING" she screamed, clearly everyone was panicking. I had to think. Then, I yelled "SEX! SEX! SEX! MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC!". I thought she would laugh at this. Still, they looked at me in shock. "UH, R/TIFU MEETING GUYS! WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AT ME?" My mother had a phone in her hand and was calling 911. "Oh good, you're calling more cbaters to help with TylerLife." Then, I was grabbed by several cops (#ACAAC). "2 YEARS!!!!!!! 2 YEARS!!!!!!" I yelled as they put handcuffs around me and put me to the ground. No one finds my jokes funny, I thought. So many ANTI-CBATERS!!!!!! Anyway, my parents have disowned me and since then I've been living in a foster home for 3 weeks. One day I'll write about my cbat antics with my foster siblings. TODAY I FUCKED UP!
anonymous
Soft kitty 🥸🥸🥸 Warm kitty 🤯🤯🤯 Little ball of fur 👽👽👽 Sleepy kitty 😶‍🌫😶‍🌫😶‍🌫 Happy kitty 🤮🤮🤮 Purr🙅🙅🙅 Purr🌞🌞🌞 Purr🔑🔑🔑
anonymous
Wow brother! Did you create that pipebomb? Oh? Is it for me? Thank y-DHBSIAYEOWVWHEGEHEVUSVEUSVSHSHSBSOSVSISBSISVSISSBBIDHSOEGRNAAREERRRAAAAAAAGAGHHG Dead 🥰
anonymous
Mickey 🤑 on 🥰the 🥶railway 🤭picking🐺 up🫵 stones💔 Down 👁️came 😭an😍 engine🙏 that😱 broke 😱mickeys🥺 bones👎 AUDAW!!!!!!!,💀 said👽 mickey, 😑thats 😐not 🦅fair!!😔 Oh🐵, said 😼the 🙋conductor🤓 I 😤dont🤔 care😘
anonymous
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