I got pantsed at school yesterday. It was really embarrassing, and everyone was laughing at me, so I thought I’d do the only rational thing I could think of. I pulled my underwear down and started furiously masturbating to assert dominance. My crush was in the room so it was really easy to get the soldier up. Everyone was too shocked to say anything, I think they were paralyzed from the fear too. Anyways, after a few minutes of cranking I squirted baby batter all over my crush. She started screaming and ran out of the room. Everyone was yelling at me, the teacher even walked in and took me to the principal’s office. I got expelled and I might get a sexual assault charge soon. At least I asserted dominance though. Stay sigma, fellow kings 🐺🐺🐺
#pantsed #school
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I got pantsed at school so I jacked off to assert dominance and got expelled in sigma fashion 😎😎😎
I got pantsed at school yesterday. It was really embarrassing, and everyone was laughing at me, so I thought I’d do the only rational thing I could think of. I pulled my underwear down and started furiously masturbating to assert dominance. My crush was in the room so it was really easy to get the soldier up. Everyone was too shocked to say anything, I think they were paralyzed from the fear too. Anyways, after a few minutes of cranking I squirted baby batter all over my crush. She started screaming and ran out of the room. Everyone was yelling at me, the teacher even walked in and took me to the principal’s office. I got expelled and I might get a sexual assault charge soon. At least I asserted dominance though. Stay sigma, fellow kings 🐺🐺🐺
#pantsed #school
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KEKW o O (WutFace)
Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´･ω･`);. bwt tw powost iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii..
… wbats dis??? uwu awe stwill weedinb mwie powost?? uwu habe awot ob detewemwinyanyatiom!! ｡◕‿◕｡! u habve comopweedid tha pwost, good job!
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Imagine reading a post...
Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´･ω･`);. bwt tw powost iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii..
… wbats dis??? uwu awe stwill weedinb mwie powost?? uwu habe awot ob detewemwinyanyatiom!! ｡◕‿◕｡! u habve comopweedid tha pwost, good job!
I Love everyone in this chat. All y’all are beautiful. The mods are awesome and should know that and Sapharic is fucking amazing at streaming and priceless. Keep streaming ur awesome
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I Love everyone in this chat. All y’all are beautiful. The mods are awesome and should know that and Sapharic is fucking amazing at streaming and priceless. Keep streaming ur awesome
I Love everyone in this chat. All y’all are beautiful. The mods are awesome and should know that and Sara is fucking amazing at streaming and priceless. Keep streaming ur awesome
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I Love everyone in this chat. All y’all are beautiful. The mods are awesome and should know that and Sara is fucking amazing at streaming and priceless. Keep streaming ur awesome
I'm a new Jerma fan, please send help
What the hell is this guy doing!? I first checked in the middle of his Watchdogs stream few days ago, and he claims to be getting 60fps (despite it looking like 6). I assumed he was just having hardware issues, so I exited the stream for a while and came back. But, as soon as I checked his stream, he was yelling "OOEY-GOOEY CHEESE!" to some sandwich tier lists. What kind of master's degree do you need to understand the complexities of this person?!
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I'm a new Jerma fan, please send help
What the hell is this guy doing!? I first checked in the middle of his Watchdogs stream few days ago, and he claims to be getting 60fps (despite it looking like 6). I assumed he was just having hardware issues, so I exited the stream for a while and came back. But, as soon as I checked his stream, he was yelling "OOEY-GOOEY CHEESE!" to some sandwich tier lists. What kind of master's degree do you need to understand the complexities of this person?!
“nothin’ like getting hit by a 2x4.”
“shit’s sturdy as hell”
“perfect for making chairs”
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“nothin’ like getting hit by a 2x4.”
“shit’s sturdy as hell”
“perfect for making chairs”
I pledge Allegiance to the flag of the Under Sussy of Ass and to the Repenis for which it stands, one nation under Gun, visible, with linus sex tips and joemama for all.
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I pledge Allegiance to the flag of the Under Sussy of Ass and to the Repenis for which it stands, one nation under Gun, visible, with linus sex tips and joemama for all.
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AMONG US IN REAL LIFE
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SUS SUS
AMONG US IN REAL LIFE
AITA Will i become a pedophile if i jerk off to an illustration of 16 years old anime girl
Me(16M) thought that I won't become a pedophile if i am still a minor. one day I found an NSFW illustration(pixiv.net) of an anime girl from a game called "Blue Archive". My curiosity made me research about the game and found out that she's 16. after I knew her age I accidentally activate my 0.2% pedophilic grindset and it made me automatically click back to the tab that I opened to find the illustration of that girl. the illustration made my cock(18cm) hard and I jerk off 6 times my cum is enough to fill 2/5 of a can of pepsi. after i cum i realized that i have jerk off to a minor(16F) i quickly clean up my cum and take responsibility by downloading the game(around 3GB) and tried my best to get her affection level higher. AITA?
TL;DR : cum
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JUST LIKE BERZINGER!!1!11!!
AITA Will i become a pedophile if i jerk off to an illustration of 16 years old anime girl
Me(16M) thought that I won't become a pedophile if i am still a minor. one day I found an NSFW illustration(pixiv.net) of an anime girl from a game called "Blue Archive". My curiosity made me research about the game and found out that she's 16. after I knew her age I accidentally activate my 0.2% pedophilic grindset and it made me automatically click back to the tab that I opened to find the illustration of that girl. the illustration made my cock(18cm) hard and I jerk off 6 times my cum is enough to fill 2/5 of a can of pepsi. after i cum i realized that i have jerk off to a minor(16F) i quickly clean up my cum and take responsibility by downloading the game(around 3GB) and tried my best to get her affection level higher. AITA?
TL;DR : cum
The Sonic kid later turned into the Teen Titans kid, where he said he’d be Robin and I could be Starfire.Obviously I wanted to be Raven, but he insisted I be Starfire and he got an entire group of kids together to play the game.he wanted to go on “missions” or something and the teachers heard n thought he was trying to get me to kiss him again, so we were told we couldn’t play anymore.My mom later told me they misheard missions as missionary. I’ll never forget you, sonic missionary boy"
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Story from her youth
The Sonic kid later turned into the Teen Titans kid, where he said he’d be Robin and I could be Starfire.Obviously I wanted to be Raven, but he insisted I be Starfire and he got an entire group of kids together to play the game.he wanted to go on “missions” or something and the teachers heard n thought he was trying to get me to kiss him again, so we were told we couldn’t play anymore.My mom later told me they misheard missions as missionary. I’ll never forget you, sonic missionary boy"