Scout: YOU FAT BALD BASTER YOU PIECE OF SUB HUMAN TRASH 2,00 YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTATION TO CREATE A HAIRLESS F-
Submitted by:JoJo2015a
A script of the meme you can find on youtube taht Scout says about heavy after saying next time eat a sald after he tocuhes him
Scout: YOU FAT BALD BASTER YOU PIECE OF SUB HUMAN TRASH 2,00 YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTATION TO CREATE A HAIRLESS F-
You can call me Yoshikage Kira, I'm currently 33 years old. Not that you'd care but I reside in North East Morioh's villa district, also I have yet to marry. In order to make a living I work for Kame Yu department stores, after a long day's work I return home no later than 8PM. I don't like smoking, but do enjoy the occasional drink. I'm always in bed by 11PM and I make it a point to get no-less than 8 hours of sleep each night. Before bed I drink a warm glass of milk, it's always coupled with 20 minutes of stretching to decompress from the long work day. Sweet dreams are usually the result of this. I then awake as refreshed and recharged as a new born child, ready to take on the day's challenges, and after my last check-up I was given a clean bill of health. For as long as I can remember I've done everything in my power to live a productive life that allows me to pursue a lasting inner peace. This may be a foreign concept, but I choose not to concern myself with winning or losing, life's troubles or enemies who bring sleepless nights. That is how I cope with this backwards life we find ourselves living, it's what brings me happiness in a world fraught with hardship and misery. Of course, if I were to ever engage in combat I would win the battle without question.
Submitted by:BruceofSteel
The English Dub Yoshikage Kira Speech
You can call me Yoshikage Kira, I'm currently 33 years old. Not that you'd care but I reside in North East Morioh's villa district, also I have yet to marry. In order to make a living I work for Kame Yu department stores, after a long day's work I return home no later than 8PM. I don't like smoking, but do enjoy the occasional drink. I'm always in bed by 11PM and I make it a point to get no-less than 8 hours of sleep each night. Before bed I drink a warm glass of milk, it's always coupled with 20 minutes of stretching to decompress from the long work day. Sweet dreams are usually the result of this. I then awake as refreshed and recharged as a new born child, ready to take on the day's challenges, and after my last check-up I was given a clean bill of health. For as long as I can remember I've done everything in my power to live a productive life that allows me to pursue a lasting inner peace. This may be a foreign concept, but I choose not to concern myself with winning or losing, life's troubles or enemies who bring sleepless nights. That is how I cope with this backwards life we find ourselves living, it's what brings me happiness in a world fraught with hardship and misery. Of course, if I were to ever engage in combat I would win the battle without question.
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i love ur look and how are u so cute and pretty over 9000 and good night i have a kiss big or a hug please and can i give u massage
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i love ur look and how are u so cute and pretty over 9000 and good night i have a kiss big or a hug please and can i give u massage
You guys 👨 need to remove ❌ the American flags 🇺🇸 and seals :seals: from the courtroom 👨 ⚖️ in nopixel. your idea of court 👩 ⚖️ does not represent the American 🇺🇸 judicial system at all and serves only as propaganda 🧐 and is perverting the sense of the judicial system to impressionable youth 👶 . to protect yourselves 🩹 you should probably fix 🔨 it before it becomes an actual legal problem just a heads up 👨 🆙 considering you guys are European 🇪🇺
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A paragraph that a "fan" of NoPixel messaged @dwjft
You guys 👨 need to remove ❌ the American flags 🇺🇸 and seals :seals: from the courtroom 👨 ⚖️ in nopixel. your idea of court 👩 ⚖️ does not represent the American 🇺🇸 judicial system at all and serves only as propaganda 🧐 and is perverting the sense of the judicial system to impressionable youth 👶 . to protect yourselves 🩹 you should probably fix 🔨 it before it becomes an actual legal problem just a heads up 👨 🆙 considering you guys are European 🇪🇺
JUICER CHECK monkaS 👉 xqcL I'm safe FeelsGoodMan
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Juicer check
JUICER CHECK monkaS 👉 xqcL I'm safe FeelsGoodMan
"Teu xadrez é do caralho." Nepo disse, enquanto deslizava sua mão feminina adentro das calças de Magnus e sorria travesso. "Estás tentando comer meu rei?" protesta Magnus, enquanto Nepo cora, sua figura pueril desnuda perante Magnus. "Perdendo tempos no cavalo, Nepo." Os dois se beijam, profunda e apaixonadamente, e então Magnus coloca sua Torre na espaço aberto do Nepo.
Submitted by:anonymous
Tradução da língua inglesa, feita por ocasião do comentário da chesscompt sobre of Campeonato Mundial de Xadrez.
"Teu xadrez é do caralho." Nepo disse, enquanto deslizava sua mão feminina adentro das calças de Magnus e sorria travesso. "Estás tentando comer meu rei?" protesta Magnus, enquanto Nepo cora, sua figura pueril desnuda perante Magnus. "Perdendo tempos no cavalo, Nepo." Os dois se beijam, profunda e apaixonadamente, e então Magnus coloca sua Torre na espaço aberto do Nepo.
weird to me that people will see a picture of a pretty woman and you want her to step on you. i'd much rather a pretty woman gives me a kiss! if she stepped on me i think i'd yell like Tom and Jerry.
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weird to me that people will see a picture of a pretty woman and you want her to step on you. i'd much rather a pretty woman gives me a kiss! if she stepped on me i think i'd yell like Tom and Jerry.
ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤
ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥
WE STAY HUNGRY😈
WE DEVOUR 👹
PUT IN THE WORK 💪
PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚
AND TAKE WHATS OURS🥶
Submitted by:SenseiFeng
ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤 ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥 WE STAY HUNGRY😈 WE DEVOUR 👹 PUT IN THE WORK 💪 PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚ AND TAKE WHATS OURS🥶
ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤
ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥
WE STAY HUNGRY😈
WE DEVOUR 👹
PUT IN THE WORK 💪
PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚
AND TAKE WHATS OURS🥶
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Submitted by:anonymous
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I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
Submitted by:DamienLC
Anon dreams about Final Fantasy VIII
I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.