Around five years ago, I witnessed something that has haunted me ever since, and I’m sure will continue to for the rest of my life. I was on my way to the store one evening when I spotted a stranger smoking in an alley I was passing. It was a man in a beige suit, standing in the middle of the alley, facing the street I was on. As I passed by, I thought to address him, as he seemed out of place.
“Having a cigarette?”
“Yeah, sometimes I like to smoke down here…”
As he finished the only sentence I ever heard from him, something illuminated his face, a light coming from behind me. With the last words escaped his lips, the light grew suddenly brighter, and before either me or the man had understood what was going on, something rocketed past my head with a deafening roar. A motorcycle, going at least 100 miles per hour, sailed through the air into the alley and crashed directly into the man’s face. It hit that guy right in the mouth. The motorcycle and its rider must have shattered spectacularly against the building opposite, but it's not something I clearly remember from that night. The sight of the motorcycle’s front wheel annihilating the poor man’s head had shocked me too deeply. The monstrous momentum of the bike transferring into his skull as his suddenly limp body violently jerked back and downwards, leaving his legs momentarily flailing in the air, is something I relive every time I walk past that place. The sound of the approaching engine and the metallic impact still wake me up occasionally, even after all these years.
For some reason I thought this community would be the best place to share this. Thank you for understanding. (P.S. at the end it turned out to be an ape reading a book - it wasn't even real)
Submitted by:I’ll- I’ll be taking that one!
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Around five years ago, I witnessed something that has haunted me ever since, and I’m sure will continue to for the rest of my life. I was on my way to the store one evening when I spotted a stranger smoking in an alley I was passing. It was a man in a beige suit, standing in the middle of the alley, facing the street I was on. As I passed by, I thought to address him, as he seemed out of place.
“Having a cigarette?”
“Yeah, sometimes I like to smoke down here…”
As he finished the only sentence I ever heard from him, something illuminated his face, a light coming from behind me. With the last words escaped his lips, the light grew suddenly brighter, and before either me or the man had understood what was going on, something rocketed past my head with a deafening roar. A motorcycle, going at least 100 miles per hour, sailed through the air into the alley and crashed directly into the man’s face. It hit that guy right in the mouth. The motorcycle and its rider must have shattered spectacularly against the building opposite, but it's not something I clearly remember from that night. The sight of the motorcycle’s front wheel annihilating the poor man’s head had shocked me too deeply. The monstrous momentum of the bike transferring into his skull as his suddenly limp body violently jerked back and downwards, leaving his legs momentarily flailing in the air, is something I relive every time I walk past that place. The sound of the approaching engine and the metallic impact still wake me up occasionally, even after all these years.
For some reason I thought this community would be the best place to share this. Thank you for understanding. (P.S. at the end it turned out to be an ape reading a book - it wasn't even real)
[Verse 4: Dwayne Johnson & Tech N9ne]
It’s about drive, it’s about power, we stay hungry, we devour
Put in the work, put in the hours and take what’s ours
Black and Samoan in my veins, my culture bangin’ with Strange
I change the game so what’s my motherf^^kin’ name? (Rock)
What they gonna get though?
Desecration, defamation, if you wanna bring it to the masses
Face to face now we escalatin’ when I have to put boots to a^^es
Mean on ya like a dream when I’m rumblin’
You’re gonna scream, “Mama”
So bring drama to the king Brahma (Then what?)
Comin’ at ya’ with extreme mana (Ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)
Submitted by:by rock johnson
face off
[Verse 4: Dwayne Johnson & Tech N9ne]
It’s about drive, it’s about power, we stay hungry, we devour
Put in the work, put in the hours and take what’s ours
Black and Samoan in my veins, my culture bangin’ with Strange
I change the game so what’s my motherf^^kin’ name? (Rock)
What they gonna get though?
Desecration, defamation, if you wanna bring it to the masses
Face to face now we escalatin’ when I have to put boots to a^^es
Mean on ya like a dream when I’m rumblin’
You’re gonna scream, “Mama”
So bring drama to the king Brahma (Then what?)
Comin’ at ya’ with extreme mana (Ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)
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Submitted by:Starvin102
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So yesterday at lunch, I was about to eat with my friends from band when I realized that there was an empty seat at a table with some of the popular kids. I decided to take advantage of this opportunity to troll them, and perhaps befriend some of them. I sat at their table, and right as I sat down, I noticed that one of the kids (who happened to be black) was sitting above a vent. I yelled "Black is sus! He's on top of a vent!!" Everyone at the table looked up at me, but no one laughed (they probably didn't get the reference). I decided that I would try to get them to be familiar with it, so I asked "Do to guys wanna play some Among Us???" They were all dead silent (honestly they just didn't know how fun of a game it was). I slapped the middle of our table (to mimick the "emergency meeting" feature in Among Us), and I screamed "EMERGENCY MEETING!!!" Again, none of them laughed. One of them looked at me and said "Can you please sit somewhere else?" At this point, I realized that I had to make them laugh quickly, or I would blow my chance with them. I made the widest grin I could possibly make (Trying to mimick the "When the imposter is sus" meme) and I said "When the impoter is sus". I then tried to make a face that resembled the "Flushed" emoji (as part of the meme). However, I don't think any of them understood the reference. I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast. At this point, everyone at my table was asking for me to leave, and their friend came back, who regularly sat in the chair I was sitting in. I went back to sit with my friends from band. However, I will forever remember the time I trolled ALL of the popular kids in my grade.
Submitted by:anonymous
So yesterday at lunch, I was about to eat with my friends from band when I realized that there was an empty seat at a table with some of the popular kids. I decided to take advantage of this opportunity to troll them, and perhaps befriend some of them. I sat at their table, and right as I sat down, I noticed that one of the kids (who happened to be black) was sitting above a vent. I yelled "Black is sus! He's on top of a vent!!" Everyone at the table looked up at me, but no one laughed (they probably didn't get the reference). I decided that I would try to get them to be familiar with it, so I asked "Do to guys wanna play some Among Us???" They were all dead silent (honestly they just didn't know how fun of a game it was). I slapped the middle of our table (to mimick the "emergency meeting" feature in Among Us), and I screamed "EMERGENCY MEETING!!!" Again, none of them laughed. One of them looked at me and said "Can you please sit somewhere else?" At this point, I realized that I had to make them laugh quickly, or I would blow my chance with them. I made the widest grin I could possibly make (Trying to mimick the "When the imposter is sus" meme) and I said "When the impoter is sus". I then tried to make a face that resembled the "Flushed" emoji (as part of the meme). However, I don't think any of them understood the reference. I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast. At this point, everyone at my table was asking for me to leave, and their friend came back, who regularly sat in the chair I was sitting in. I went back to sit with my friends from band. However, I will forever remember the time I trolled ALL of the popular kids in my grade.
OOF
Submitted by:Starvin102
oof roblox
OOF
So 🆘 i 😊 was excited to meet another Muslima streamer 🎏 last 🌜 ⏮️ night...after watching 👁️ for 🔰 a bit i 😊 realized there's nothing 🈶 ⏳ about you 🤟 that represents Islam 🕌 besides putting on a Hijab. 🧕 Your behavior is disgusting and you 😀 🤟 cant help 🆘 yourself from 😤 dropping 🩸 the 🤣 F bomb. 💥 And the 🤣 constant begging 🥺 for 🈺 subs is super cringe... n i 😊 bet 🎰 you 🤟 dont even 🌃 pray 🧎 ♀️ 🧎 or read 📖 Quran but 😥 you 😀 favor playing 🤾 "dirty little secrets"
Submitted by:anonymous
calling out Fr0gan
So 🆘 i 😊 was excited to meet another Muslima streamer 🎏 last 🌜 ⏮️ night...after watching 👁️ for 🔰 a bit i 😊 realized there's nothing 🈶 ⏳ about you 🤟 that represents Islam 🕌 besides putting on a Hijab. 🧕 Your behavior is disgusting and you 😀 🤟 cant help 🆘 yourself from 😤 dropping 🩸 the 🤣 F bomb. 💥 And the 🤣 constant begging 🥺 for 🈺 subs is super cringe... n i 😊 bet 🎰 you 🤟 dont even 🌃 pray 🧎 ♀️ 🧎 or read 📖 Quran but 😥 you 😀 favor playing 🤾 "dirty little secrets"