Thats it? Thats the Aether ending?! That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!
what a rip.
Grrrrrrr... TREYARCH BETRAYED US!!! (sobbing) I'm sorry I ever invested in this stupid franchise in the first place! I'm gonna get rid of all my Zombies stuff! All of it! (Throws away Juggernog mini fridge+Mystery Box Edition) All of it! (tears off Zombies posters off walls) All of it! I'm gonna run away! That's what I'll do, run away!
Submitted by:anonymous
Stolen from reddit
Thats it? Thats the Aether ending?! That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!
what a rip.
Grrrrrrr... TREYARCH BETRAYED US!!! (sobbing) I'm sorry I ever invested in this stupid franchise in the first place! I'm gonna get rid of all my Zombies stuff! All of it! (Throws away Juggernog mini fridge+Mystery Box Edition) All of it! (tears off Zombies posters off walls) All of it! I'm gonna run away! That's what I'll do, run away!
I take him inside,, I-I'd lift up the lid of the box, I take out my little Joe Biden and I'd look at him,, so scared, so vunerable, he can't survive on his own in the wild. I'd take him up to my bosom and I'd hold him there. Warm him up. I'd cherish Joe Biden,, I would feed him and I'd look after him, I'd walk him everyday. And every morning I would wake up to scratching at my door and I would open my door, and there he would be,, Little Joe Biden and,, I don't know, I'd be fufilled emotionally. And I feel like y'know I still may have my problems, I'm still learning and growing as a person, at least I know that I was able to support, this little defenseless creature and give it a chance at life.
Submitted by:ffingus
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I take him inside,, I-I'd lift up the lid of the box, I take out my little Joe Biden and I'd look at him,, so scared, so vunerable, he can't survive on his own in the wild. I'd take him up to my bosom and I'd hold him there. Warm him up. I'd cherish Joe Biden,, I would feed him and I'd look after him, I'd walk him everyday. And every morning I would wake up to scratching at my door and I would open my door, and there he would be,, Little Joe Biden and,, I don't know, I'd be fufilled emotionally. And I feel like y'know I still may have my problems, I'm still learning and growing as a person, at least I know that I was able to support, this little defenseless creature and give it a chance at life.
o there is this guy i know who has a really weird sexual fantasy about walls. He gets really turned on by walls, like REALLY turned on. He talks to me a lot about how horny he gets when he sees a wall. It is quite scary. The fact that he wants to fuck a wall is horrifying and quite concerning. Maybe he needs therapy, maybe he needs time to settle it himself, or maybe, just maybe, HE NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF RIGHT NOW. It is starting to be making me uncomfortable. It is also driving me crazy because it is fucking absurd that one would want to fuck a wall instead of a person. This is just a strange situation that i dont deserve to be in. It feels wrong of me to talk about him like this because i was kind of friends with him, but after i found out about his sexual attraction to walls, IT MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING MURDER HIM. Maybe even mutilate his body beyond recognition. He is indeed just a strange, STRANGE person who loves to fuck walls and it scares me because he is just like the average person in our society. It is a shame on how society has changed people. Maybe we should overthrow the government, destroy taxes, destroy the banks, tear down hospitals, burn down the police stations, and then blame the jews for it.
Submitted by:walls is sus
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o there is this guy i know who has a really weird sexual fantasy about walls. He gets really turned on by walls, like REALLY turned on. He talks to me a lot about how horny he gets when he sees a wall. It is quite scary. The fact that he wants to fuck a wall is horrifying and quite concerning. Maybe he needs therapy, maybe he needs time to settle it himself, or maybe, just maybe, HE NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF RIGHT NOW. It is starting to be making me uncomfortable. It is also driving me crazy because it is fucking absurd that one would want to fuck a wall instead of a person. This is just a strange situation that i dont deserve to be in. It feels wrong of me to talk about him like this because i was kind of friends with him, but after i found out about his sexual attraction to walls, IT MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING MURDER HIM. Maybe even mutilate his body beyond recognition. He is indeed just a strange, STRANGE person who loves to fuck walls and it scares me because he is just like the average person in our society. It is a shame on how society has changed people. Maybe we should overthrow the government, destroy taxes, destroy the banks, tear down hospitals, burn down the police stations, and then blame the jews for it.
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Okay, okay, so here’s a tip for you. Just relax, relax, relax. You’re gonna - what you’re gonna do is you’re gonna - you’re in the bathroom, just chill, chill, it’s fine. Just relax, be comfortable. You’re gonna look in the mirror, get a bunch of water in your hands - lotta water - you go up to the sink - just TONS of water. Throw it in your face - water water water - all in your hair too. Just - slick your hair back, make sure there’s water like dripping down from your face and stuff. So you’re covered in water. And it’s nice and it’s cooling you off a little. Then what I want you to do is I want you to just get - just moisturise. Dry your hands, get moisturiser, get moisturiser like all over your hands and all over your arms - wrists and neck and face and like chest - TONS of it. Like a lot of it. Like if you have the big tub of it. Just picture - it’s like all over you. You can get like moisturised and be comfortable and calm. And then, what I want you to do is I want you to slowly open the door and I want you to start singing.
You go, “HELLLOOOOO MY LOOOOVEEE.... I’M HEEEEREEEE TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUUUUU AND MEEEEE..... WE’LL SEE OUR DESTINY WHILE WE’RE IN LOOOOOOVEEEEE!!!!”
And then what you’re gonna do is you’re gonna crouch down. You’re gonna start - you’re gonna start RUNNING AROUND THE ROOM. As a DOG. On all fours - just go like, “RUFF WOOF REUUURGF RUHHUHF ARFGH HHRUEGH!” And do your BEST scooby doo impression and go, “RI’M READY!”
Submitted by:anonymous
Okay, okay, so here’s a tip for you. Just relax, relax, relax. You’re gonna - what you’re gonna do is you’re gonna - you’re in the bathroom, just chill, chill, it’s fine. Just relax, be comfortable. You’re gonna look in the mirror, get a bunch of water in your hands - lotta water - you go up to the sink - just TONS of water. Throw it in your face - water water water - all in your hair too. Just - slick your hair back, make sure there’s water like dripping down from your face and stuff. So you’re covered in water. And it’s nice and it’s cooling you off a little. Then what I want you to do is I want you to just get - just moisturise. Dry your hands, get moisturiser, get moisturiser like all over your hands and all over your arms - wrists and neck and face and like chest - TONS of it. Like a lot of it. Like if you have the big tub of it. Just picture - it’s like all over you. You can get like moisturised and be comfortable and calm. And then, what I want you to do is I want you to slowly open the door and I want you to start singing.
You go, “HELLLOOOOO MY LOOOOVEEE.... I’M HEEEEREEEE TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUUUUU AND MEEEEE..... WE’LL SEE OUR DESTINY WHILE WE’RE IN LOOOOOOVEEEEE!!!!”
And then what you’re gonna do is you’re gonna crouch down. You’re gonna start - you’re gonna start RUNNING AROUND THE ROOM. As a DOG. On all fours - just go like, “RUFF WOOF REUUURGF RUHHUHF ARFGH HHRUEGH!” And do your BEST scooby doo impression and go, “RI’M READY!”