MY DICK IS BROKEN
THE PORN TAB IS OPEN
THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER MY HAAAAAANDS
I DON'T KNOW THE REASON
BUT NOW IS THE SEASON
I CANNOT BE TOUCHING MYYSEEEELF
YEAH, I'M A DISGRACE
DON'T GET ANY DATES
YET BLUE BALLED IS STILL HOW I FEEL
IT'S ME THAT I SPITE AS IT STANDS UP TONIGHT
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE NUT SHED
THE MAN IN THE VIDEO IS GETTING HEAD
THERE IS NO CUM LEFT
I'VE JERKED IT SO HARD I SPRAINED MY BACK
BECAUSE A COOMER'S WEAK TO NHENTAI LINKS
OH NO THERE WILL BE NUT SHED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOWN
Submitted by:anonymous
MY DICK IS BROKEN
THE PORN TAB IS OPEN
THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER MY HAAAAAANDS
I DON'T KNOW THE REASON
BUT NOW IS THE SEASON
I CANNOT BE TOUCHING MYYSEEEELF
YEAH, I'M A DISGRACE
DON'T GET ANY DATES
YET BLUE BALLED IS STILL HOW I FEEL
IT'S ME THAT I SPITE AS IT STANDS UP TONIGHT
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE NUT SHED
THE MAN IN THE VIDEO IS GETTING HEAD
THERE IS NO CUM LEFT
I'VE JERKED IT SO HARD I SPRAINED MY BACK
BECAUSE A COOMER'S WEAK TO NHENTAI LINKS
OH NO THERE WILL BE NUT SHED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOWN
Hey someone in shroud’s stream just said you were going to try Tarkov? Please tell me that’s a joke. You wont take it seriously and its actually a legitimate tactical shooter (hardcore). Stick to your atari games or this dragondick Z shit
Submitted by:anonymous
MOONMOON
Hey someone in shroud’s stream just said you were going to try Tarkov? Please tell me that’s a joke. You wont take it seriously and its actually a legitimate tactical shooter (hardcore). Stick to your atari games or this dragondick Z shit
Hey someone in shroud’s stream just said you were going to try Tarkov? Please tell me that’s a joke. You wont take it seriously and its actually a legitimate tactical shooter (hardcore). Stick to your atari games or this dragondick Z shit
Submitted by:anonymous
Hey someone in shroud’s stream just said you were going to try Tarkov? Please tell me that’s a joke. You wont take it seriously and its actually a legitimate tactical shooter (hardcore). Stick to your atari games or this dragondick Z shit
"IN THIS WORLD-" "Uh that's all, we don't need that stuff anymore, the show is over." "WHO ARE YOU, I AM THE HAND OF GOD HOVERING ABOVE!" "John , John, John," "What?" "That'll be all" "YOU HAVE NO CONTROL, EVEN OVER YOUR OWN WILL!" "woah woah woah, that's the last- that's the end of the series." "But...but- this is my will." "John will you please get out of the booth." "WHO IS JOHN I AM THE HAND OF GOD- uh hey get your hands off!" "John would you please." "no aughgh- BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO! I AM VOID! BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO!"
Submitted by:Zerk
Berk
"IN THIS WORLD-" "Uh that's all, we don't need that stuff anymore, the show is over." "WHO ARE YOU, I AM THE HAND OF GOD HOVERING ABOVE!" "John , John, John," "What?" "That'll be all" "YOU HAVE NO CONTROL, EVEN OVER YOUR OWN WILL!" "woah woah woah, that's the last- that's the end of the series." "But...but- this is my will." "John will you please get out of the booth." "WHO IS JOHN I AM THE HAND OF GOD- uh hey get your hands off!" "John would you please." "no aughgh- BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO! I AM VOID! BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO!"
I've come to make an announcement: Dallas's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He shot me with a Judge Shotgun. That's right. He took his small fuckin' peashooter out and he SHOT ME WITH IT, and he said his gun was THIS BIG, and I said that's a fucking judge. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Dallas, you got a small Gun. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my Ak-47 looks like. That's right, baby. High caliber, Extended mag, Bayonet, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He shot me, so guess what, I'm gonna shoot Bain. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER BULLETS! Except I'm not gonna shoot bain. I'm gonna go higher. I'm shooting HOXTON! How do you like that, DALLAS? I SHOT HOXTON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty minutes before i respawn now get out of my fucking sight before I shoot you too!
Submitted by:anonymous
an attempt to change the eggman rant into a cloaker rant [Payday 2]
I've come to make an announcement: Dallas's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He shot me with a Judge Shotgun. That's right. He took his small fuckin' peashooter out and he SHOT ME WITH IT, and he said his gun was THIS BIG, and I said that's a fucking judge. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Dallas, you got a small Gun. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my Ak-47 looks like. That's right, baby. High caliber, Extended mag, Bayonet, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He shot me, so guess what, I'm gonna shoot Bain. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER BULLETS! Except I'm not gonna shoot bain. I'm gonna go higher. I'm shooting HOXTON! How do you like that, DALLAS? I SHOT HOXTON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty minutes before i respawn now get out of my fucking sight before I shoot you too!