Hey vegan teacher this man named nikocado avocado constantly orders 4 of everything off the McDonald’s meanu and it’s really hurting the animals 😭😭😭 please search up nikocado avocado on youtube and report his channel😭😭😭
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hey vegan teacher
Hey vegan teacher this man named nikocado avocado constantly orders 4 of everything off the McDonald’s meanu and it’s really hurting the animals 😭😭😭 please search up nikocado avocado on youtube and report his channel😭😭😭
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
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Preamble to the United States Constitution
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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Eggman's Announcement
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Imagine that the castle Mario walks into at the end of each stage is a bus station, and that Mario must take a bus to the next stage. In the Mushroom Kingdom, buses operate on an oddly specific schedule, such that every 0.35 seconds a bus departs. When Mario reaches the end of a stage, he must wait for the next bus to depart. When it comes to speedrunning this game, the frame rule means that you don't have to play each level perfectly to get a perfect time, you just need to play each level fast enough to get on the same bus as someone who did play it perfectly.
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Imagine a Bus Stop
Imagine that the castle Mario walks into at the end of each stage is a bus station, and that Mario must take a bus to the next stage. In the Mushroom Kingdom, buses operate on an oddly specific schedule, such that every 0.35 seconds a bus departs. When Mario reaches the end of a stage, he must wait for the next bus to depart. When it comes to speedrunning this game, the frame rule means that you don't have to play each level perfectly to get a perfect time, you just need to play each level fast enough to get on the same bus as someone who did play it perfectly.
YOOO GUYSSSS!!! ITS MORRRRGZZZZZZ!!!!!!! TODAYYY WE ARE GOING IN MY TRASH CAN FOR TEN FFFFOUSSSAND DOWWARLSRSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Morgz Original Intro
YOOO GUYSSSS!!! ITS MORRRRGZZZZZZ!!!!!!! TODAYYY WE ARE GOING IN MY TRASH CAN FOR TEN FFFFOUSSSAND DOWWARLSRSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Amogus happy meal?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 omg not cikbsit! I went to mcdonal and got amongus hapy Mel 😋 and imposter kill my dog😢😢😢 but I stab him with pencil😀 epic John wick style!1 😎😎 then I play among us and I see eris loris🤯 in the game then he frys my ipad 😱😱😱😱 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 and he comes to my house 😭😭😭😭 he said “ding ding ding ding ding ding ding didididing” 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 then he take my bank acount
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Amogus happy meal?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 omg not cikbsit! I went to mcdonal and got amongus hapy Mel 😋 and imposter kill my dog😢😢😢 but I stab him with pencil😀 epic John wick style!1 😎😎 then I play among us and I see eris loris🤯 in the game then he frys my ipad 😱😱😱😱 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 and he comes to my house 😭😭😭😭 he said “ding ding ding ding ding ding ding didididing” 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 then he take my bank acount
Streamer the thing is, im just gonna be honest, i really dont care what u have to say, ur words mean nothing to me. But this video...this video means everything to me. And u keep pausing to speak, this feels like a personal attack. Please resume the video and don't talk :)
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Streamer the thing is, im just gonna be honest, i really dont care what u have to say, ur words mean nothing to me. But this video...this video means everything to me. And u keep pausing to speak, this feels like a personal attack. Please resume the video and don't talk :)
Pokimane love you. I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. really need you in my life, you complete me. would do everything for you, would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, do everything please give me a chance.
Submitted by:anonymous
Pokimane love you. I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. really need you in my life, you complete me. would do everything for you, would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, do everything please give me a chance.
You are sitting at the couch watching your favorite show when suddenly you see thousands of reporters talking about a pandemic only infecting some countries called the coronavirus and that you are meant to stay in your house for two months and to go outside to buy groceries you must wear a mask over the nose, the government will provide you with $2000 dollars to buy basic necessities. As you dive deeper into the loophole those two months pass Buy your kids are told to wear a mask when going to school soon after the coronavirus infects most of the world to counter this students and teachers are told to an online class called zoom or google meets if you do not have a computer school will provide you with one a year later you get to go back to school with masks of course why not. Then you skip forward 1 year ahead and your back at school your kids, not you, children must wear a mask, and if you don’t you are prompted to go home going through this you continue your daily schedule as the government has told you….. The end {METAPHOR}
Submitted by:wow
covid in a nutshell
You are sitting at the couch watching your favorite show when suddenly you see thousands of reporters talking about a pandemic only infecting some countries called the coronavirus and that you are meant to stay in your house for two months and to go outside to buy groceries you must wear a mask over the nose, the government will provide you with $2000 dollars to buy basic necessities. As you dive deeper into the loophole those two months pass Buy your kids are told to wear a mask when going to school soon after the coronavirus infects most of the world to counter this students and teachers are told to an online class called zoom or google meets if you do not have a computer school will provide you with one a year later you get to go back to school with masks of course why not. Then you skip forward 1 year ahead and your back at school your kids, not you, children must wear a mask, and if you don’t you are prompted to go home going through this you continue your daily schedule as the government has told you….. The end {METAPHOR}
Amogus happy meal?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 omg not cikbsit! I went to mcdonal and got amongus hapy Mel 😋 and imposter kill my dog😢😢😢 but I stab him with pencil😀 epic John wick style!1 😎😎 then I play among us and I see eris loris🤯 in the game then he frys my ipad 😱😱😱😱 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 and he comes to my house 😭😭😭😭 he said “ding ding ding ding ding ding ding didididing” 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 then he take my bank acount
Submitted by:Amongus pro gamer god
Amogus happy meal incident
Amogus happy meal?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 omg not cikbsit! I went to mcdonal and got amongus hapy Mel 😋 and imposter kill my dog😢😢😢 but I stab him with pencil😀 epic John wick style!1 😎😎 then I play among us and I see eris loris🤯 in the game then he frys my ipad 😱😱😱😱 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 and he comes to my house 😭😭😭😭 he said “ding ding ding ding ding ding ding didididing” 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 then he take my bank acount