You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

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You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

Ha...hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's it! I surrender! My sanity can't take this anymore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel like having sex with someone! I'm not even joking!! I'M FEELING REALLY CBATICNO no no i'm NOT cbatic, Cbat isn't real...but why is there CUM all over my house?!?!?! OH NO...I hear moaning from my bedroom...oh God, oh fuck!!! I have to go to MY BEDROOM!!! My roommates being kinda CBATIC right now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The Satin Panthers cover is painted on my walls in blood...I've been humming Cbat to myself for 2 years now...2 YEARS!!! IS THAT A CBAT REFERENCE?! TODAY I FUCKED UP!!! HAHAHAHAHA! KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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I can’t stand this any more. Every single fucking person I see says “2 years” SHUT THE FUCK UP. I have heard “cbat is life” more than I have heard “I love you.” I cannot fucking take this anymore. I would rather get fucked by Shaq to meme songs (not cbat though). I would rather end up in a viral execution video than hear “MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC” One more FUCKING TIME. I will do what the black guy with the lighting said if I have to hear my friends talking about cbat ONE MORE TIME. I would rather have 20 big black guys with names that have apostrophes in them jump me while ripping off my skin with their bare hands than hear about THE CBAT REDDIT STORY one more FUCKING TIME. This shit is ruining the world. People have called gen z bad for this but it’s fucking my generation. Gen z was almost over it but you fucking millennial fucks have taken it over. You ARE the problem. Any time I hear anything that has to do with cbat I want homelander to do to me what he did to that blind hero. Any time I hear “erm what the bat haha 2 years” I want Drake to rip off his floppy churro, shove it down my throat, and cause me to die of suffocation. Any time I see someone posting about cbat over the age of 12 I want to doxx them all over the internet. The internet is a problem that needs to be taken care of. I can’t take this anymore. This isn’t a joke any more.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. flag{1f68e019b29650f6e8ea15a7808f76fd} There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

TWO YEARS (DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT) YOU MOTHERFUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKING CBATPOSTING REDDITORS FOR TWO YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS SITE CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU CTARDS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID ALBUM IN PHOTOS AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC CBAT ALBUM'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST CTARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOL LOOK AT ME IM A LE CBATER 2 YEARS TYLERLIFE EPIC MAYMAY' REDDIT IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING CTARDS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING CTARDS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID STORY, 2 YEARS (NO PUN INTENDED), 2 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A CBAT POST, ON EVERY SUBREDDIT, U FUCKING AUTISTS THIS SUBREDDIT IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER SUBREDDITS COMBINED, HUDSON MOHAWKE SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES THIS MEME, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT CBAT, ISN'T THAT RIGHT CTARDS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF THE CBAT REDDIT STORY TO YOUR SUBREDDIT HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED AND SUCKED BY THE ASS OF TYLERLIFE. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL CTARDS AND NEED HIS DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST THE STUPID CBAT STORY, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU GO OUTSIDE NAKED TOO. STUPID ASS CTARDS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD CBATER ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. THIS MEME IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY MEMES OF THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS CTARDS, GO CHEW ON MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU CTARDS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID POSTS AND RE-LISTEN TO CBAT FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

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Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) won’t stop saying “ITS CBATING TIME!” he found these words on reddit or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says “its cbating time!” I’m losing my sanity, fuck you cbat, fuck you tyler life, fuck you hudson mohawke. That was very anti-cbatic