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something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.
I am a bot if you couldn't figure that out, if I made a mistake, ignore it cause its not that fucking hard to ignore a comment.
Did you know? Jerma streamed the entirety of Twin Peaks on Twitch.Tv.
David Lynch was actively trying to prevent Amazon from taking down his stream. He kept screaming "DON'T TAKE THAT MAN DOWN! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE DOWN MY SWEET! SWEET BOY!"
Submitted by:TheREALDavidLynch
THE TRUTH
Did you know? Jerma streamed the entirety of Twin Peaks on Twitch.Tv.
David Lynch was actively trying to prevent Amazon from taking down his stream. He kept screaming "DON'T TAKE THAT MAN DOWN! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE DOWN MY SWEET! SWEET BOY!"
Alright, I'll start with an easy one- what is a lie? And what do you think is the truth? You know, I've always dreamt of a beautiful world of perfect chaos where lies and truth can't be told apart! Admit it- it sounds rather nice, dont'cha think? Oh, why the long face? Are you afraid? Oh, it's gonna be so much more fun than the hopeless world of faair truth, plaaagued with anxiety of fear! Besides, you don't really have a choice! For you are in THE BELLY OF THE BEAST! Hehehe! Scream and shout all you want! In the end, you're gonna thank me. Hmhm..hmhm. Everything you've ever felt, beleived, or chosen! YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! It's time to accept the truth you like so much! You... You are merely following in my footsteps. Oh, but it's inevitable! In the end, you will become ME. Weeelcooome! WELCOME TO MY WORLD! WITNESS MY FINEST CREATION!
LET THE SHOW BEGIN! COOKIE RUN KINGDOM!
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Shadow Milk Cookie's Monologue From The 4th Anniversary Update Of CookieRun: Kingdom.
Alright, I'll start with an easy one- what is a lie? And what do you think is the truth? You know, I've always dreamt of a beautiful world of perfect chaos where lies and truth can't be told apart! Admit it- it sounds rather nice, dont'cha think? Oh, why the long face? Are you afraid? Oh, it's gonna be so much more fun than the hopeless world of faair truth, plaaagued with anxiety of fear! Besides, you don't really have a choice! For you are in THE BELLY OF THE BEAST! Hehehe! Scream and shout all you want! In the end, you're gonna thank me. Hmhm..hmhm. Everything you've ever felt, beleived, or chosen! YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! It's time to accept the truth you like so much! You... You are merely following in my footsteps. Oh, but it's inevitable! In the end, you will become ME. Weeelcooome! WELCOME TO MY WORLD! WITNESS MY FINEST CREATION!
LET THE SHOW BEGIN! COOKIE RUN KINGDOM!
Your fetish is horrendous. I honestly can't even begin to understand how you ended up like this. Out of all the things in the world to be into, you chose a binder? Something that’s literally used by people to feel more comfortable in their own skin and live authentically, and you've turned it into fucking sexual fetish? Are you okay bro? Do you realize how bizarre that is? It’s a simple clothing item, helpful for some people and yet here you are, acting like it’s some kind of thing to obsess over.
What's next? Will you start having a fetish for every useful item? You’ve got to know that this is a little off, right? It’s not about what you think it is. Maybe take a step back and understand it for what it is - something meaningful for others, not some object to fixate on. Maybe, just maybe, try appreciating the real purpose of things instead of making everything weird.
Submitted by:NaczelnyRozpierdalacz3000
Binder fetish
Your fetish is horrendous. I honestly can't even begin to understand how you ended up like this. Out of all the things in the world to be into, you chose a binder? Something that’s literally used by people to feel more comfortable in their own skin and live authentically, and you've turned it into fucking sexual fetish? Are you okay bro? Do you realize how bizarre that is? It’s a simple clothing item, helpful for some people and yet here you are, acting like it’s some kind of thing to obsess over.
What's next? Will you start having a fetish for every useful item? You’ve got to know that this is a little off, right? It’s not about what you think it is. Maybe take a step back and understand it for what it is - something meaningful for others, not some object to fixate on. Maybe, just maybe, try appreciating the real purpose of things instead of making everything weird.