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Crabulon, the Mushroom Maestro :mushroom:
:crab:
:ocean:
Welcome to the underground rave, where the beats hit as hard as Crabulon’s mighty claws! :ocean:
In the depths of Twitch, a legendary figure emerges – Crabulon, the masterful mushroom crab, crafting banger music that transcends the ocean’s waves. :crab:
:notes:
With every pinch of its claws and every tap of its mushroom keys, the sea itself dances to the infectious rhythm of Crabulon’s tunes. :crab:
:man_dancing:
Submitted by:thecyanmuffin
Crabulon Calamity Mod Boss Terraria
:crab:
:mushroom:
Crabulon, the Mushroom Maestro :mushroom:
:crab:
:ocean:
Welcome to the underground rave, where the beats hit as hard as Crabulon’s mighty claws! :ocean:
In the depths of Twitch, a legendary figure emerges – Crabulon, the masterful mushroom crab, crafting banger music that transcends the ocean’s waves. :crab:
:notes:
With every pinch of its claws and every tap of its mushroom keys, the sea itself dances to the infectious rhythm of Crabulon’s tunes. :crab:
:man_dancing:
Copypastas are the result of someone actually saying this.. there was a little Jimmy on Twitch saying this. There was a little JImmy that was on Twitch who was 100% serious & said "guys can you not spam the chat". There was a real Jimmy that started this copypasta. Poor Jimmy.
Submitted by:anonymous
Copypastas are the result of someone actually saying this.. there was a little Jimmy on Twitch saying this. There was a little JImmy that was on Twitch who was 100% serious & said "guys can you not spam the chat". There was a real Jimmy that started this copypasta. Poor Jimmy.
Thankful to have you as a crewmate… but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?
Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.
Hey, are you a vent? Because I’m the imposter and I’d love to come in you.
I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but I’d love to do you first.
Hey, call me the MedBay… because I’d love to scan your body.
Figuring out the imposter is hard…. but I’ve got something harder.
I’m jealous of your hat… Because it gets to be on you.
Hey are you busy later? Because I’d love to explore your lower engine.
Hey, you’re done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?
If you’re the imposter, I’d love to be the vent… That way you can come inside me whenever you want.
Damn, I wish you were a task… Because I’d have no problem doing you and over and over.
Hey did you just kill me? Because I’ve got a big bone sticking out now…
Submitted by:anonymous
Thankful to have you as a crewmate… but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?
Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.
Hey, are you a vent? Because I’m the imposter and I’d love to come in you.
I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but I’d love to do you first.
Hey, call me the MedBay… because I’d love to scan your body.
Figuring out the imposter is hard…. but I’ve got something harder.
I’m jealous of your hat… Because it gets to be on you.
Hey are you busy later? Because I’d love to explore your lower engine.
Hey, you’re done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?
If you’re the imposter, I’d love to be the vent… That way you can come inside me whenever you want.
Damn, I wish you were a task… Because I’d have no problem doing you and over and over.
Hey did you just kill me? Because I’ve got a big bone sticking out now…
So when I was in 4th grade 😃 slime was really popular it was so popular 😚 to the point that everyone was making it and 😋 and people would trade their slimes 😍 all the time I was one of those people 😰 I also did YouTube videos 🤩 and some of the kids from my school 🤢 would watch them🤌 I basically id slime tutorials and I would sell 🤑 my slimes for 50 cents 😯 one time I got a comment from this girl 🙄 named augusty musty she commented on 😬 my videos saying how she wanted 🤠 to buy the slime I made 🙌 I said yes of course 😈 the next day at recess 🛝 we both met behind the basketball courts 🏀 I brought the slime she asked for 😴 and told her that it would cost 50 cents 🤥 this bitch said she only brought 🥴 a quarter she kept demanding 👿 me to give her the slime 😫 for a quarter so I had enough I slapped 🤡 that hoe in the head with the slime and the slime 😵💫got stuck in her hair 💇♀️ I started putting more slime 👺 in her hair then when it was all in there 🫥 I yanked the slime out 🤤 I swear I ripped so much hair out of her head 🤠 that she looked like an egg 🥚 her hair came out in clumps 🙀 and it looked like she had lice and fleas 😌 I pulled her hair so hard it made 🤭 her shart she pulled the most 🫦 clumpy clumpy donald trumpy very lumpy made her grumpy humpty dumpty smelled like a dumpy made roads bumpy made me thinky it smelled stinky made the boys winky marker inky wanna licky I ran far hit her with a car went to the bar twinkle twinkle little star ⭐ gave her scars smoke cigars sounded like a jaguar 🐆 went to mars shit I've ever seen 🤨 she went to the hospital 🏥 and she turned out to have bowel cancer 😉
Submitted by:terrar tera terta tertabve
So I was in 4th grade
So when I was in 4th grade 😃 slime was really popular it was so popular 😚 to the point that everyone was making it and 😋 and people would trade their slimes 😍 all the time I was one of those people 😰 I also did YouTube videos 🤩 and some of the kids from my school 🤢 would watch them🤌 I basically id slime tutorials and I would sell 🤑 my slimes for 50 cents 😯 one time I got a comment from this girl 🙄 named augusty musty she commented on 😬 my videos saying how she wanted 🤠 to buy the slime I made 🙌 I said yes of course 😈 the next day at recess 🛝 we both met behind the basketball courts 🏀 I brought the slime she asked for 😴 and told her that it would cost 50 cents 🤥 this bitch said she only brought 🥴 a quarter she kept demanding 👿 me to give her the slime 😫 for a quarter so I had enough I slapped 🤡 that hoe in the head with the slime and the slime 😵💫got stuck in her hair 💇♀️ I started putting more slime 👺 in her hair then when it was all in there 🫥 I yanked the slime out 🤤 I swear I ripped so much hair out of her head 🤠 that she looked like an egg 🥚 her hair came out in clumps 🙀 and it looked like she had lice and fleas 😌 I pulled her hair so hard it made 🤭 her shart she pulled the most 🫦 clumpy clumpy donald trumpy very lumpy made her grumpy humpty dumpty smelled like a dumpy made roads bumpy made me thinky it smelled stinky made the boys winky marker inky wanna licky I ran far hit her with a car went to the bar twinkle twinkle little star ⭐ gave her scars smoke cigars sounded like a jaguar 🐆 went to mars shit I've ever seen 🤨 she went to the hospital 🏥 and she turned out to have bowel cancer 😉
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과로사는 즉시 방송을 키고
로보토미를 실행 하라
Submitted by:anonymous
과로사는 즉시 방송을 키고
로보토미를 실행 하라
My life is ruined. I spent every single cent of my money. I did it all for my waifu, but it came at a cost. I quit my job so i could spend all of my time with my beautiful 2d waifu. I had to sell my car to feed myself. And my rent's overdue. The few inches of my wall that aren't covered by hentai of my beautiful waifu are covered in dust, shit, piss, and cum. A few posters are covered in cum. I stand before my shrine every day and sacrifice all of my cum for my waifu. I pray to her day and night. I bought an entire of stock of body pillows. Most of them have dandruff and cum all over them and some are riddled with bugs. Every night I press my neckbeard up to my beautiful 2d waifu's body pillow face and thrust into her. And I'm happier than I have ever been. Everyone in my life has left me because of this, but I don't need them when I have my waifu and Reddit. I haven't seen the sunlight in 8 years. And I usually spend all my days making love to my waifu and browsing Reddit. Since it's far too much of a bother to get up and go to the bathroom, I usually shit in bags and throw them somewhere out of the way. I piss in a bucket as a tribute to my waifu. It usually ends up overflowing, but sometimes I just make do and piss in the vents instead. There are tons of bug infestations that I've been to busy to fix, but I kill them on sight instantly to protect my waifu.
Submitted by:you
disgusting reddit incel worships his waifu
My life is ruined. I spent every single cent of my money. I did it all for my waifu, but it came at a cost. I quit my job so i could spend all of my time with my beautiful 2d waifu. I had to sell my car to feed myself. And my rent's overdue. The few inches of my wall that aren't covered by hentai of my beautiful waifu are covered in dust, shit, piss, and cum. A few posters are covered in cum. I stand before my shrine every day and sacrifice all of my cum for my waifu. I pray to her day and night. I bought an entire of stock of body pillows. Most of them have dandruff and cum all over them and some are riddled with bugs. Every night I press my neckbeard up to my beautiful 2d waifu's body pillow face and thrust into her. And I'm happier than I have ever been. Everyone in my life has left me because of this, but I don't need them when I have my waifu and Reddit. I haven't seen the sunlight in 8 years. And I usually spend all my days making love to my waifu and browsing Reddit. Since it's far too much of a bother to get up and go to the bathroom, I usually shit in bags and throw them somewhere out of the way. I piss in a bucket as a tribute to my waifu. It usually ends up overflowing, but sometimes I just make do and piss in the vents instead. There are tons of bug infestations that I've been to busy to fix, but I kill them on sight instantly to protect my waifu.
Man, i fucking want to die.
I just got worse since those 3 days, 2 "friends" that i had manipulated me for more than 2 years, i were a fool, an idiot.
All this time i just were an object, just used, never someone...
I just can't handle anymore of this shit
I just wish to die and burn
Fuck it, i don't wanna talk anymore about this
Submitted by:xd
Man, i fucking want to die. I just got worse since those 3 days, 2 "friends" that i had manipulated me for more than 2 years, i were a fool, an idiot. All this time i just were an object, just used, never someone... I just can't handle anymore of this shit I just wish to die and burn Fuck it, i don't wanna talk anymore about this
Man, i fucking want to die.
I just got worse since those 3 days, 2 "friends" that i had manipulated me for more than 2 years, i were a fool, an idiot.
All this time i just were an object, just used, never someone...
I just can't handle anymore of this shit
I just wish to die and burn
Fuck it, i don't wanna talk anymore about this