Legs spread open. You down decency. Chest forward and arms out on your thighs. Palms up. Your beauty is the only thing of value and your wetness is the only thing useful about your existence.
Submitted by:anonymous
Legs spread open. You down decency. Chest forward and arms out on your thighs. Palms up. Your beauty is the only thing of value and your wetness is the only thing useful about your existence.
Legs spread open. You down decency. Chest forward and arms out on your thighs. Palms up. Your beauty is the only thing of value and your wetness is the only thing useful about your existence.
Submitted by:anonymous
Legs spread open. You down decency. Chest forward and arms out on your thighs. Palms up. Your beauty is the only thing of value and your wetness is the only thing useful about your existence.
Legs spread open. You down decency. Chest forward and arms out on your thighs. Palms up. Your beauty is the only thing of value and your wetness is the only thing useful about your existence.
Submitted by:anonymous
Legs spread open. You down decency. Chest forward and arms out on your thighs. Palms up. Your beauty is the only thing of value and your wetness is the only thing useful about your existence.
Legs spread open. You down decency. Chest forward and arms out on your thighs. Palms up. Your beauty is the only thing of value and your wetness is the only thing useful about your existence.
Submitted by:anonymous
Legs spread open. You down decency. Chest forward and arms out on your thighs. Palms up. Your beauty is the only thing of value and your wetness is the only thing useful about your existence.
giga chad
Submitted by:anonymous
giga chad
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.
Submitted by:anonymous
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.
NPC i tested it and the power plant shortcut works for the fat and the furious
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NPC i tested it and the power plant shortcut works for the fat and the furious
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.
Submitted by:anonymous
Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats, and rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats, and rats made me crazy.
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Crazy? I was crazy once.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats, and rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats, and rats made me crazy.
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
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Etalyx is false
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
Happy one-year anniversary you fucking liar, you are the problem Moray. I hope you know that we gave you the world and you took it right back with the promise of trust and commitment. All you’ve returned back with is the promise to never let someone like you in again. You Moray, are not the same man I once loved. The man that was but an illusion, a planned attack on us all. I do not believe that you would do such a thing and I will keep refusing to for my own sake, I loved you. I loved a liar, a manipulator, a selfish broken worthless piece of shit. I am heartbroken for the man I was tricked by and full of hatred for the one I now know. I pray we never meet in any other lifetimes and that you are stricken with the painful karma you deserve. Moray you are not a good person. You are doing actions that resemble that of your fathers and I know you wouldn’t want that, This marks the day that I agreed to a relationship with not that of an eel but a snake that would constrict me until I choke. You have betrayed us and for what? because we “betrayed” Sal? Sal was and is a terrible friend and you will see that soon, they faked suicide you dumbass those aren’t people you want to be around, you went all this way to defend someone who would do something like this the one person who had ever served their heart to you and will likely be the last. I gave you all I had and you returned nothing Moray, nothing. I hope that every August 1st you remember what a miserable mistake you made I don’t care how well you think you’re doing I will always haunt your mind and your heart. you can never get rid of me Moray. I will grow from here on but you, you will stay watching knowing what you did. Why would you side with them after all of that? or were you faking the whole time? I don’t want to know and don’t care. You gave me your heart and you will not get it back whole again. You deserve to live down this guilt until the day you die. I wish that in your last dying breath, your lungs are fil
Submitted by:anonymous
fake ass friend after making up lies about us sends us absolutely GUT WRENCHING MESSAGE!!!! /sarc
Happy one-year anniversary you fucking liar, you are the problem Moray. I hope you know that we gave you the world and you took it right back with the promise of trust and commitment. All you’ve returned back with is the promise to never let someone like you in again. You Moray, are not the same man I once loved. The man that was but an illusion, a planned attack on us all. I do not believe that you would do such a thing and I will keep refusing to for my own sake, I loved you. I loved a liar, a manipulator, a selfish broken worthless piece of shit. I am heartbroken for the man I was tricked by and full of hatred for the one I now know. I pray we never meet in any other lifetimes and that you are stricken with the painful karma you deserve. Moray you are not a good person. You are doing actions that resemble that of your fathers and I know you wouldn’t want that, This marks the day that I agreed to a relationship with not that of an eel but a snake that would constrict me until I choke. You have betrayed us and for what? because we “betrayed” Sal? Sal was and is a terrible friend and you will see that soon, they faked suicide you dumbass those aren’t people you want to be around, you went all this way to defend someone who would do something like this the one person who had ever served their heart to you and will likely be the last. I gave you all I had and you returned nothing Moray, nothing. I hope that every August 1st you remember what a miserable mistake you made I don’t care how well you think you’re doing I will always haunt your mind and your heart. you can never get rid of me Moray. I will grow from here on but you, you will stay watching knowing what you did. Why would you side with them after all of that? or were you faking the whole time? I don’t want to know and don’t care. You gave me your heart and you will not get it back whole again. You deserve to live down this guilt until the day you die. I wish that in your last dying breath, your lungs are fil
Cheese is a dairy product that is made from the curds and whey resulting from the acid fermentation of milk. It has been a staple in the Western diet since ancient Roman times. There are over 2,000 varieties of cheese, with many unique styles and tastes. Different types of cheese can be found all over the world and are often eaten in various forms, from slices to melted on top of other dishes.
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Cheese
Cheese is a dairy product that is made from the curds and whey resulting from the acid fermentation of milk. It has been a staple in the Western diet since ancient Roman times. There are over 2,000 varieties of cheese, with many unique styles and tastes. Different types of cheese can be found all over the world and are often eaten in various forms, from slices to melted on top of other dishes.
Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:
• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine
• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt
• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn't want to touch the ground
• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean
• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from
• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area
• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole
• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance
• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants
• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily
• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed
• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body
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Evelynn
Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:
• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine
• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt
• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn't want to touch the ground
• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean
• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from
• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area
• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole
• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance
• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants
• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily
• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed
• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body
Evelynn from League of Legends
Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:
• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine
• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt
• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn't want to touch the ground
• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean
• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from
• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area
• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole
• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance
• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants
• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily
• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed
• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body
Submitted by:anonymous
Evelynn from League of Legends
Evelynn is my queen. She is my everything. I will do anything for her. Because I love her so much and I want to introduce her to my cock, here is a list of everything I will do for my love:
• I will pick up her clothes from the ground with my teeth and crawl to the laundry machine
• I will let her spank me and whip me with a belt
• I will let her use me as a carpet, and step on me when she doesn't want to touch the ground
• I will lick the entire area around her bed and desk to keep it clean
• I will store her piss from the toilet in a jar which I will make lollipops from
• I will let her take a knife and do whatever she wants to my groin area
• I will go to Walmart with her and she can try fitting every and any object into my tight little arsehole
• I will sleep directly under her bed to sniff out her farts and breathe them in if I get the chance
• I will run for countless hours on her treadmill while she can kick me and hit me however much she wants
• I will clean the toilet and bathroom areas with my tongue twice daily
• I will work day and night and sweat for her to slap me across the face and make me bleed
• I will build a shower directly under hers so that I only get the leftover water that flows over her gorgeous body
HeY GuYs is ThIs W EaTs, sooo i got sum fries they very OckY and i got a Peach And MaNgo DuM dUm and i have a bev , can neva never forget the Bev. GUYS I HoPe FaNum DoEsNt TAX My FoOd GUYS I HoPe FaNum DoEsNt TAX My FoOd , Im gonna taste my food now , THIS IS MINE FANUM U NEVA GEt My food
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FANUM STORY
HeY GuYs is ThIs W EaTs, sooo i got sum fries they very OckY and i got a Peach And MaNgo DuM dUm and i have a bev , can neva never forget the Bev. GUYS I HoPe FaNum DoEsNt TAX My FoOd GUYS I HoPe FaNum DoEsNt TAX My FoOd , Im gonna taste my food now , THIS IS MINE FANUM U NEVA GEt My food