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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Eᴠᴇʀʏ 60 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ɪɴ Mᴜʀɪᴄᴀ, 60,000 ʙᴜʀɢᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ ᴅɪɢᴇsᴛᴇᴅ. Tᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴛʜɪs. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto
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Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto and I am begging you to stop drinking so much OJ. Since you became popular on the Twitch our sales have decreased by over 69% because Canadians want to be like you. For *** sake please drink some apple juice! If you continue drinking OJ, I wont be able to feed my family anymore
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Hi Kripp, it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater
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Hi Kripp it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater. I heard you are trying to play other games when we need you here at Skyrim to clean up the dragons. Quit what you are doing right now and come join me as the new Whiterun Thane. My axe is ready as your reward.
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Leifman is part of the Third Reich
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ｗｈｅｎ ｌｅｉｆｍａｎ ｍｏｄ ｔｈｅ ｃｈａｔ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｒ９ｋ． ｌｅｉｆｍａｎ ｄｅｌｅｔｅ ｔｈｅ ｐａｓｔａ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｈｅ ｉｓ ｏｎｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ａｄｏｌｆ． ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ｔｈｉｒｄ ｒｅｉｃｈ．ž
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Kripp subscribes to life
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Ｉ ｕｎｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｅｄ ｆｒｏｍ ｌｉｆｅ ｔｏ ｗａｔｃｈ Ｋｒｉｐｐａｒｉａｎ， ｄｅｖｏｔｅｄ ａｎｄ ｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｅｄ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ｔｏ ｈｉｍ， ｈｉｓ ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ； ｈｏｗ ａｍ Ｉ ｒｅｐａｉｄ？ Ｋｒｉｐｐ ｂｅｔｒａｙｓ ｍｅ， ｓｕｂｓｃｒｉｂｉｎｇ ｈｉｍｓｅｌｆ ｔｏ ＬＩＦＥ！ i’ｍ ｓｏｒｒｙ Ｋｒｉｐｐ， ｂｕｔ ＴＨＩＳ ＭＯＮＴＨ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅｎ’ｔ ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｙｏｕｒ ｄｏｎｇｅｒｓ， ＵＮＳＵＢＢＥＤ．
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Coca Cola shortage
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THIS JUST IN: Stores across the world are reporting a major shortage of 'store brand Cola'. Sources indicate that over 20 million bottles were sold within minutes of an endorsement by some dirty Romanian living in Athens.
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