[Copypasta] I'm done with this chat

twitchquotes: That's it, I'm done. *** this chat. It's devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That's it. I'm done. I'm uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to *** Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be *** smarter discourse.
twitch chat
March 2014

Classic

(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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My son won't stop using "TwitchSpeak?

My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch. I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?
May 2019

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Am I The Asshole?

GME to the moon

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January 2021

WallStreetBets

Classic

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โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ถโ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ ’โ ’โ ฒโ ถโข„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃพโกฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ โ „โข€โฃ€โก€โ คโฃฆโขฐโฃคโฃถโขถโฃคโฃคโฃˆโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโ Ÿโ โ „โข€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŠโก˜โ ฒโฃถโฃทโฃถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ฆโ คโก€โ „โ „ โ „โ ”โ Šโ โ โ „โ „โขพโกฟโฃŸโกฏโฃ–โ ฏโ ฝโ ฟโ ›โ ›โ ญโ ฝโ Šโฃฒโฃฌโ ฝโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ญโขตโฃ‚โ „ โกŽโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข™โกทโ ‹โฃดโก†โ „โ โ ‚โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกถโขฑโฃถโก‡โ „โ โ ‚โขนโฃทโฃถโ † โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ „โฃฟโก“โ ฎโฃ…โฃ€โฃ€โฃโฃˆโฃญโ คโข–โฃฎโฃญโฃฅโฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃญโกตโ ‚โ „ โฃคโก€โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโกถโข–โฃขโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃ›โ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโฃ›โ ‰โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโก—โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข‹โก˜โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ „โ „ โฃฟโ ฑโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโข›โ ฐโฃžโก›โ ทโฃฌโฃ™โก›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โฃ“โก€โ „ โขกโฃพโฃทโข โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃŒโก›โ ทโฃฆโฃโฃ›โ ปโ ฟโขฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃดโฃถโกถโ พโ ฟโ Ÿโ โ „ โฃฟโกŸโฃกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃญโฃ™โก›โ “โ ’โ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ฟโ Ÿโ „โ „โ „ โ ฟโกโขฌโฃ›โกปโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกถโ Ÿโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃพโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃญโฃโฃ’โฃ’โ ถโ ฌโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ญโฃโฃ’โฃคโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
April 2020

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Pepe

time for u to stop using this copypasta

what time is it? 12 11 ^ 1 10 | 2 time for u 9 โŠ™โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”> to stop 8 4 using this 7 5 copypasta 6
January 2021

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Hey mods, slow mode doesn't affect me

twitchquotes: Hey mods, did you really think that slow mode will affect on me. I will let you know that I have multiple accounts in this chat right now. If you don't believe me, I will copy and paste this on my other accounts right now.
twitch chat
September 2018

MODS

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