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What if I... put my Minecraft bed... ðģ next to yours... ðģ aha ha, just kidding.. ð unless.. ? ðģ
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I used to be a real ad
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Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded
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ã―āžžāšŲÍāšāž―ïū PUT SHOE ON HEAD TO PROVE NOT PRE-RECORDED ã―āžžāšŲÍāšāž―ïū
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Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth
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Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth: ~ 
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I want to become a walrus
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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all.
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This new spam is FABULOUS
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âŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽāŪÛĐÛÛĐāŪâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽ DAMN THIS NEW SPAM IS FABULOUS âŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽāŪÛĐÛÛĐāŪâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽ
DAMN THIS NEW SPAM IS FABULOUS âŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽāŪÛĐÛÛĐāŪâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽâŽ
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Pickpocket hot tip
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Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
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