If Reynad was a Hearthstone card he'd be a Giant Douche
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More Reynad Copypastas
Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon
twitchquotes:Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon. "Never lucky", he says. "I wouldn't say that", says a voice to his side. Reynad rolls over and to his surprise, it's a hot grill. "Wow! How did I manage this?", he asks. "You are very persuasive", purrs the grill. "What's your name?" Reynad asks. "Chat calls me Scamaz", Scamaz laughs as he pulls off his wig.
Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon. "Never lucky", he says. "I wouldn't say that", says a voice to his side. Reynad rolls over and to his surprise, it's a hot grill. "Wow! How did I manage this?", he asks. "You are very persuasive", purrs the grill. "What's your name?" Reynad asks. "Chat calls me Scamaz", Scamaz laughs as he pulls off his wig.
My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad
twitchquotes:(β ΝΚ β) Hello! My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad! (β‘ ΝΚ β‘) I just lost another tournament (ΒΊ ΝΚ ΒΊ) But it's okay, I'll be a whiny baaby and complain about my luck
(β ΝΚ β) Hello! My name is Andrey, but most of you know me as Reynad! (β‘ ΝΚ β‘) I just lost another tournament (ΒΊ ΝΚ ΒΊ) But it's okay, I'll be a whiny baaby and complain about my luck
What is inside that taco? Oh no it's REYNAD
twitchquotes: WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO OH NO IT'S REYNAD
TBTacoLeft TBCheesePull TBTacoRight WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO TBTacoLeft PJSalt TBTacoRight OH NO IT'S REYNAD
Rice farmer in Polynesia
twitchquotes:Hello my name is muambashu and i am a rice farmer in polynesia. I made my computer out of rubber from gum trees and banana leaves. Please help me defeat corporations by following in my footsteps and not understanding money. Please no copy pasterino
Hello my name is muambashu and i am a rice farmer in polynesia. I made my computer out of rubber from gum trees and banana leaves. Please help me defeat corporations by following in my footsteps and not understanding money. Please no copy pasterino
After Reynad uses pictures of his forehead for Tinder...
twitchquotes:After Reynad began using only pictures of his forehead for his Tinder account, his amount of female attention increased drastically. One woman was particularly ready to hop in bed with him. "I'm going to make so much money off of this thirsty Ukrainian!" she said to herself. Unfortunately for her she left her phone on with Andrey's Tinder profile open and his forehead heard her. She "disappeared" within the week.
After Reynad began using only pictures of his forehead for his Tinder account, his amount of female attention increased drastically. One woman was particularly ready to hop in bed with him. "I'm going to make so much money off of this thirsty Ukrainian!" she said to herself. Unfortunately for her she left her phone on with Andrey's Tinder profile open and his forehead heard her. She "disappeared" within the week.