[Copypasta] Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss

When you copy messages don't copy the name

twitchquotes: Jimmy_Swaggart: ForsenIsNeverLucky: FailFish

DONT COPY THE FailFish

NAME WHEN YOU FailFish

COPY THE PASTA FailFish

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May 2015

FeelsBadMan pyramid

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan

Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid FeelsBadMan

May as well not even bother FeelsBadMan

And Still my pyramid sucks

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November 2018

I saw JPOW at the grocery store

I saw JPOW at the grocery store. I was buying a dozen eggs last night and the store was kind of slow since it was after dark. Some old boomer was in front of me and chatting away with the woman at the cash register. Everyone had masks on, but as soon as he spoke I recognized the voice. He was telling the lady how inflation is a good thing. She said how come inflation keeps going up but minimum wage never rises? He ignored her and pulls out a large sheet of $1 bills. He asks if she had scissors but she said no. He looked back at me and saw the eggs and said "You workout huh? Its good to stay healthy. I used to workout by lifting bales of hay after school in 1952. Eggs are a good source of energy, mind if I take one? " I shrugged and told him.go ahead. He opened my pack of eggs, takes one out, lowers his mask, just throws the whole thing in his mouth shell and all, puts his mask back up, and begins chewing loudly. As he's chewing he's crookedly folding and ripping a sheet of dollar bills handing them to the lady individually. While he's chewing he tells me it's a great time to buy bonds. I tell him I'm good. The store was short on change so he just pays the full dollar amount. He hands me a crooked bill that is almost ripped in half and says "thanks pal, in the future that single egg will be worth a dollar so we will call it even" Im heading to my car after and I see him and another boomer arguing. There was JPOW and he's arguing with a man built like a gnome wearing a poorly fit collared shirt. The little man spoke and I instantly knew it was Cramer. Cramer wanted JPOW to hurry up and stop hogging the best parking spot. JPOW tells Cramer that hes got his mask on inside out and upside down. They both start talking about inflation and then look deep into each other's eyes and start making out with their masks on. It was a pretty weird.

February 2021

WallStreetBets

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You've gotten too popular too fast

twitchquotes: gachiGASM

=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿ monkaS

You've gotten too popular too fast. There's only room for one emoticon in this chat

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February 2017

Classic

Just kidding, it's still Tanner

twitchquotes: H-hey Octavian, do you remember me from Biology? Freshman year? It's Laura. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you fucking gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.

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August 2018

Kripp

[Copypasta] Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss

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When you copy messages don't copy the name

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FeelsBadMan pyramid

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I saw JPOW at the grocery store

WallStreetBets

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You've gotten too popular too fast

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Just kidding, it's still Tanner

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Tanner from High School

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