[Copypasta] Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss

twitchquotes: πŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by trumpet skeleton of the abyss. good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you reply "thank mr skeltal" to this message and pasta it to 3 times!! πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸŽΊπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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August 2015

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How do you do, fellow homosexuals?

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I awoke from my coma and muted the stream

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This is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave

twitchquotes: CoolStoryBob Hi, this is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave. I dedicated my life to painting so that you brats could do something more productive with your lives than sitting on your *** playing your stupid Atari games all day. I don't appreciate you morons abusing my legacy and turning me into some childish meme that you can spam on your little MSM chat thing. Now go paint a mountain or something and don't you dare copypaste this. CoolStoryBob
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Please stop spamming, for Bernard

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