[Copypasta] This is my very first copy pasta

twitchquotes: Hey guys. This is my very first copy pasta and I am really nervous about pasting it because if it does not get copy pasta then I will have much embarrassment. I've have thinking about it for a couple of nights now, but here it is!.
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August 2015

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What if I put my Minecraft bed next to yours?

twitchquotes: What if I... put my Minecraft bed... đŸ˜ŗ next to yours... đŸ˜ŗ aha ha, just kidding.. 😂 unless.. ? đŸ˜ŗ
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Your "Twitch Viewer Bot" subscription will soon expire

twitchquotes: nl_Kripp your "Twitch Viewer Bot" subscription will soon expire to continue using our services please renew your account by logging into your account and from the home page go to: My account > Viewbot Status > Renew subscription. This message will repeat until the end of your subscription in 72 hours. Thank you for your dedicated service.
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Kripp

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Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector

twitchquotes: āŧŧ つ ÍĄ ͥ° ͜ ʖ ÍĄ ͥ° āŧŊつ Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector, renowned Psychiatrist based in Baltimore, Maryland. I have heard you are the saltiest man alive, I am intrigued by a man of your... tastes. I would like to invite you for... dinner. āŧŧ つ ÍĄ ͥ° ͜ ʖ ÍĄ ͥ° āŧŊつ
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January 2015
Kripp

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Priced in

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
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Uninstalling valorant

UNINSTALLING VALORANT ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇â–ĸ ã€€ã€€â•­â”â•Žâ•­â”â•Žâ•­â•Žã€€â•ą 　　 　　╰━â”Ģ╰━â”Ģâ•°â•¯â•ąâ•­â•Ž 　　 ã€€ã€€â•°â”â•¯â•°â”â•¯ã€€â•ąã€€â•°â•¯ 　　　　　 　　　 COMPLETE
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