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This is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparian, this is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva. I have started working overtime at the power plant, and your sister Tatyana has gone to Berlin to sell her body to Kraut swine for money. We do all this to pay for your "Stoned Heart of the Cards" game. Please win tournament and send us rubles soon, so our family can be together again.

twitch chat

May 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp's lettuce points

twitchquotes: The year is 2035. Kripp's lettuce points have quickly developed into one of the most valuable crypto currencies in the world. Elsewhere, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, watching Kripp's stream, desperately trying to gamble for some lettuce points. He types "!bet 2 all" in chat, and anxiously awaits the results. Upon seeing Kripp go 0-3, Tanner puts a gun to his head and lets out one final "never lucky" before pulling the trigger.

twitch chat

February 2019

Kripp

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

I like pom

twitchquotes: I like pom. You read that wrong. You have a dirty mind and I hope you have a bad day. Goodbye and please go to church. Cleanse your mind, soul and body. Thank you.

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

This the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, this is the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos. It is with great pain that I have to ask you to leave my country. Everyone is afraid of the "very casual looking man" with the "perverted fists." I am sorry but you're not welcome here anymore. No Copopolous Pastopolous Linguinoristopoulos

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Ahoy Kripp, ya landlubber

twitchquotes: ୧༼ °͠_▀̿ ༽? Ahoy Kripp, ya landlubber. We request a swashbuckling pirate deck, else ye be walkin the plank. ୧༼ °͠_▀̿ ༽?

twitch chat

August 2015

Kripp

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This is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva

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Kripp's lettuce points

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Tanner from High School

I like pom

This the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos

Ahoy Kripp, ya landlubber

୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ riot ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨

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This is your father Vyascheslav from Moskva

Hearthstone

Kripp's lettuce points

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

I like pom

This the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos

Ahoy Kripp, ya landlubber

୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ riot ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨

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