[Copypasta] The legend of the button

twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky".
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June 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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November 2014
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Papparrian is disappointed in Kripparrian

twitchquotes: οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ｉｓ οΌ°ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½’ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ŽοΌŽ οΌ·οΌ¨οΌ‘οΌ΄ οΌ΄οΌ¨οΌ₯ ＦＡＣＫ？ οΌ·ο½ˆο½™ ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ａ ＭＯ２１？ οΌ© ｒｅｍｅｍｂｅｒ ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ｙｏｕ ο½—ο½…ο½’ο½… ａ ο½™ο½ο½•ο½Žο½‡ ｂｏｙ ο½ο½Žο½„ ｙｏｕ ο½—ο½ο½•ο½Œο½„ο½ŽοΌ‡ο½” ｄａｒｅ ο½”ο½ο½•ο½ƒο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½ο½” ο½“ο½ˆο½‰ο½”οΌŽ Ｉ＇ｍ ο½„ο½‰ο½“ο½“ο½ο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½„ ο½‰ο½Ž ｙｏｕ ο½“ο½ο½ŽοΌŽ Ｒｉｐ ο½‰ο½Ž ο½ο½…ο½ο½ο½…ο½’ο½ο½Žο½‰ο½“
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Auto-Pay feature

twitchquotes: Hello Octavian Kripparrian, Marvel Future Fight devs here. We have noticed you have used our "Auto-Play" functionality extensively today, with much better results than when you played the game yourself. Because of this success, we are happy to announce another brand-new feature: "Auto-Pay". We have seen you spend a large amount of time inefficiently upgrading your character, and this time is better spent Auto-Playing. Please click the "Auto-Pay" button, and let your Credit Card do the work!
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June 2017
Kripp

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Kripparrian is Illuminati Confirmed

twitchquotes: Kripparian's true name is Octavian. Octavian is derived from the Latin word for 8. Latin was the language of Rome. Rome fell to Barbarians. Kripp played a Barbarian. Barbarian is 9 letters. Kripparrian is 11 letters. 9/11. Kripparrian is Illuminati Confirmed.
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February 2015
Kripp

Which Rogue card should I pick?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, I'm drafting a Rogue Arena and I'm 29 cards in. Should I pick Backstab (like you backstabbed Paparrian ) Betrayal (like you betrayed Paparrian ) or Vanish (like you vanished from Paparrian)
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December 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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