[Copypasta] That's some bad shit right there

twitchquotes: do NOT sign me the FUCK up ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘€ bad shit baฬทฬถ ิ sHit ๐Ÿ‘Ž thats โŒ some bad ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Žshit right ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž th ๐Ÿ‘Ž ere ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž right โŒ there โŒ โŒ if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ†๐Ÿšซ i say so ๐Ÿšซ thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘ŽะO0ะžเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’ ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ‘Ž ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘ŽBad shit
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April 2016
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I sexually Identify as an the sun

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and Iโ€™m fucking retarded but I donโ€™t care, Iโ€™m beautiful. Iโ€™m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 ยฐC. From now on I want you guys to call me โ€œSolโ€ and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you canโ€™t accept me youโ€™re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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August 2015

I sexually Identify as

My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe"

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, mom here, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I dont know what that is, but a quick Google search shows Kripp subscribers are linked with NaCL overdose disorder. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

salty

2021 fireworks

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃทโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ  โขคโฃฆโ คโ €โ €โ ‰โขโ €โ  โฃคโฃฆโ „โ €โกธโ โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ นโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โฃ โ €โ €โ ‰โ ˆโ โข„โ €โ €โ ˆโข†โ €โ ‰โกโ €โ ฐโ โ €โ €โ  โ Šโ €โ €โ  โขคโฃฆโกคโ €โ € โ ˜โ ›โ ‹โ ’โ ‚โ คโข€โ €โ โ €โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ ฃโขคโฃฆโกคโ €โ โ €โก€โ คโ ’โ ‰โ ˆโ ˆโ โ €โ € โ €โ €โข โฃถโก„โ €โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ ™โ ›โข‹โก€โ €โ €โกธโ ‰โ โ €โ €โฃโก€โ  โ คโ „โ พโ ทโ ‚โ €โ € โฃ€โฃคโฃ€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ โขคโฃถโก„โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โก€โฃ€โฃ โฃ€ โ ˜โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โข€โก โ „โ ‚โ €โก โ €โ €โ €โ โข„โ €โ €โ ‚โ  โ „โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ ›โ ƒ โ €โ €โ €โฃถโฃถโ ‰โ โ €โข€โฃ„โ žโ €โ €โ €โก„โ €โ €โ ‘โ „โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โขณโฃพโก–โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ›โ ƒโ €โ  โฃดโฃฆโ „โ €โ ˆโ โ ›โ …โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ € โ €โฃถโฃฟโ Ÿโขปโฃฟโก„โ €โข โฃพโกฟโ ›โ ฟโฃทโก„โ €โขฐโฃพโกฟโ ›โฃฟโฃงโ €โ €โ ฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ € โ €โ ˆโข€โฃ โฃผโฃฟโ ƒโ €โฃพโกฟโ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฟโ €โ €โ โฃ€โฃดโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ € โ €โฃฐโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃทโ €โ €โข€โฃฟโกŸโ €โข€โฃพโกฟโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ € โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฟโ ฟโ €โ ˜โขฟโฃทโฃถโฃฟโ Ÿโ โ €โขธโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃพโกฟโ ‡โ €โฃถโฃฟ
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January 2021

Hippo

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ€ƒโ€ƒโ–’โ–’โ–’โ€ƒโ€ƒโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ€ƒโ€ƒโ–’โ–’โ€ƒโ€ƒโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆ(โ—)โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ€ƒโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ€ƒโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ€ƒโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ€ƒโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014

Twitch chat is the reason esports...

twitchquotes: Twitch chat is the reason esports will never be taken seriously. people simply spam unoriginal comments and spout dead memes and it really hinders the experience for spectators and professionals such as myself.
twitch chat
September 2018

I hate Twitch Chat

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