[Copypasta] That's some bad shit right there

twitchquotes: do NOT sign me the FUCK up šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€ bad shit baĢ·Ģ¶ Ō sHit šŸ‘Ž thats āŒ some bad šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Žshit right šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž th šŸ‘Ž ere šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž right āŒ there āŒ āŒ if i do Ę½aŅÆ so my selļ½†šŸš« i say so šŸš« thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: Ź³į¶¦įµŹ°įµ— įµ—Ź°įµ‰Ź³įµ‰) mMMMMįŽ·Šœ šŸš« šŸ‘Ž šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽŠO0Šžą¬ ļ¼ÆOOļ¼ÆOŠžą¬ ą¬ Ooooįµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’ šŸ‘Ž šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž šŸ‘Ž šŸš« šŸ‘Ž šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽBad shit
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April 2016
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My girlfriendā€™s dad is a banking exec (post on /r/cryptocurrency)

My girlfriendā€™s dad is a banking exec, I told him Iā€™m all in on crypto He and I met yesterday. He is a kind and mild mannered guy who comes off as deeply intelligent. I asked him how he felt about decentralized finance and he said it was a risky venture (no surprise from his banking point of view) and anyone putting money into it is a fool. He seemed disappointed that his daughterā€™s boyfriend wanted to talk about crypto. For me, crypto has fundamentally changed my life - it has taught me about finance, geopolitics, and that I have the agency to live a life I wasnā€™t sure was possible. So, when he seemed disappointed, what did I do? I doubled down. I gave an impassioned speech about why cryptocurrency is changing the world and democratizing resources that traditionally only the wealthy had access to. It is giving poor communities a fighting chance and that it is revolutionary and something that is a big part of my investment strategy. I donā€™t know what the point of this post is, but I just, idk, he made me feel like a fool of an investor because he either just doesnā€™t get it or is scared of it and I feel like his view of me has become less favorable in terms of dating his daughter, but Iā€™m going to stand up for what I believe in. Ramble over.
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Todd Howard Fallout 76 announcement

twitchquotes: Hey, gamers. It's me, Todd Howard with an important announcement. Fallout 76 was all an early April Fools' joke. To help us release the REAL game, Fallout: New Vegas 2, all I need is your credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three digits on the back.
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Evere Time Kripe Bro Fist I Put Balls On Compotur Scren

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twitchquotes: It was a hot and sultry night at the c9 gaming house. everyone was in bed except for meteos and sneaky. "we can't keep doing this, baby" says sneaky. "put that mouth to use, you dirty tramp" replies meteos. "LCS starts tmrw, and if you expect me to carry you again, i need to you to suck me to completion." sneaky grins sl*ttily, and goes to town
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