[Copypasta] That's some bad shit right there

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

twitchquotes: ＨｉＫｒｉｐｐｉｔ＇ｓＧｒａｎｄＷｉｄｏｗＦａｅｒｌｉｎａ．ＩｎｅｅｄａｎｅｗｓｕｃｃｕｂｕｓｔｏｌｅａｄｍｙａｃｏｌｙｔｅｓａｎｄＩｗａｓｗｏｎｄｅｒｉｎｇｉｆＲａｎｉａｗｏｕｌｄｂｅｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｅｄ？Ｉｈｅａｒｄｓｈｅｉｓａｎａｍａｚｉｎｇｓｕｃｃｕｂｕｓ．Ｔｈａｎｋｓｆｏｒａｓｋｉｎｇ！Ｋｎｅｅｌｅｒｉｎｏｂｅｆｏｒｅｍｅｗｏｒｍｅｒｉｎｏ！

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July 2014

Kripp

Mesa sexual identify asa Jar Jar Binks

twitchquotes: Mesa sexual identify asa Jar Jar Binks. Ever since mesa was a boy, mesa being dreamin' to be a humble servant. Boss Nass tellin' me mesa can't bein' sex slave ina Otoh Gunga, but that smells stinkowiff. Mesa meetin' a biga man at duh Naboo, he spekin' he have uh mooey mooey poopa in hesa pants. From deesa day on, mesa will be maxi sex slave on da Naboo. If yousa a bombad and you be thinkin datsa eegad, esqueeze me but yousa how wude. Mesa bein' big thankful to yousa for duh understand.

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July 2016

I think I'm addicted to settings

God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.

August 2021

Ok, so I basically fucked my bedroom door.

January 2021

Ok, if you didn’t know this I should probably tell you. I am uncircumcised, and with me still having my foreskin it feels better to yank my hog. So I have a little routine of jacking off everyday around 11 pm at night. It was around 9:45 pm when I was feeling a little Horny. I was on Nikocado Avocado’s OnlyFans and I must say, it got the better of me. So I just started tugging my meat sword before my usual routine. There’s nothing wrong with that, a premature coom session, it’s all good. So I was jelking my prize hog when all of a we sudden I noticed that my door was still open. I knew that since I started masturbaiting earlier then usual that my family would still be awake. So I get up from my bed and walk to my door still jerking off and I get to my door. I’m just about to close the door when all of a sudden my prankster of a step sister slams my bedroom door shut. And that’s when a sudden sharp pain hits me and I look down and see that my foreskin has gotten caught in the door as it slammed. Holy shit it fucking hurt, my fucking dick felt like it was gonna fall off. Then when I think shit can’t get worse. My step sister started banging on my door demanding that she come inside my room. The banging was making it worse. I shouted “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!” but she didn’t listen. She kept banging on the door and that’s when my pain grew into pleasure. It was basically like my foreskin was being rubbed by the doors banging. “Oh shit, that feels really good” I thought. It was like I was fucking my door, it was the best feeling of my life. I wanted to scream and moan In pleasure, but my sister was on the other end of the door. Then right when I was about to bust my sister said “ Fine, I’m just gonna come in anyway”. She opened the door, but It was too late. I busted a fat nut all over her face. She started screaming and she ran away to the bathroom. God, I felt so embarrassed. Despite that, fucking that door was amazing. 10/10 would recommend.

Wait Aurateur is actually bald?

twitchquotes: I’ve been blind since birth. After restorative eye surgery I got a new lease on life. I can drive, watch TV, see the sunset. But more importantly, I can finally truly watch my favorite twitch streamer, Aurateur. From the sounds of it he is a god gamer and the chat is so rambunctious it’s always a good time. Alright, time to log into twitch and see what he’s up to........ Wait this guy is actually bald? lmao I’m outta here

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November 2020

Aurateur

[Copypasta] That's some bad shit right there

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

Mesa sexual identify asa Jar Jar Binks

I think I'm addicted to settings

Ok, so I basically fucked my bedroom door.

Wait Aurateur is actually bald?

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