[Copypasta] That's some bad shit right there

twitchquotes: do NOT sign me the FUCK up šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘€ bad shit baĢ·Ģ¶ Ō sHit šŸ‘Ž thats āŒ some bad šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Žshit right šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž th šŸ‘Ž ere šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž right āŒ there āŒ āŒ if i do Ę½aŅÆ so my selļ½†šŸš« i say so šŸš« thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: Ź³į¶¦įµŹ°įµ— įµ—Ź°įµ‰Ź³įµ‰) mMMMMįŽ·Šœ šŸš« šŸ‘Ž šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽŠO0Šžą¬ ļ¼ÆOOļ¼ÆOŠžą¬ ą¬ Ooooįµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’ šŸ‘Ž šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž šŸ‘Ž šŸš« šŸ‘Ž šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽBad shit
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April 2016
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F to pay McRespects

Ma'am, you may want to McSitā„¢ down for this. We are deeply McSorryā„¢ to inform you your husband has McPerishedā„¢ in the McLineā„¢ of duty. He bravely led a McChargeā„¢ against the Burger Emperor's Armyā„¢, and through his McBraveryā„¢ we were able to hold the McLineā„¢ long enough for McReinforcementsā„¢ to arrive. Your husband is being awarded the Grimace Medal of McHonorā„¢ for his McServiceā„¢, and for his McBraveryā„¢ we will be sending you a complimentary Happy Mealā„¢ as a token of appreciation. His service to the McMarineā„¢ Corps will never be forgotten.
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GOATS song

twitchquotes: GOATS is when you... GOATS is it's like, it's kind of, sort of like a... What is fun? Let me spell it for you! G is for Go and do stuff together O is for Out Brigitte-ing A is for Anywhere and Anytime at all, the Tanks and Supports run free!
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Gi-Hun Squid Game Stare

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Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp. Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike? My friend is a developer at Blizzard and he invented Flamestrike. He has been getting spam letters in the mail threatening to "brofist" him. These spammers claim to be "insane" and "crazy" and "have exactly what they need to beat him." I am worried for him, please help. Thanks man.
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Who is this salt vegan casual - Rania's cat

twitchquotes: Here i was, minding my own business, when suddenly this potato headed idiot just waltzes right into my life alwasy yelling 'topdeck this' and 'insane that'. who the *** is this salty vegan casual? i just want to eat and sleep all day, not listen to this oj guzzling nerd. Rania pls. -- sincerely, cat
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