[Copypasta] Kripp forgot about shredder placement

twitchquotes: Pupparrian scampers excitedly as Kripp carries the new bird cage. "Here you go, Birdarrian," says Kripp as he hangs the cage in the office. Unfortunately, Pupparian's joyful romping caused kripp to stumble, the cage bursting open and Birdarrian falling helplessly into the merciless jaws of the paper shredder sitting below the cage. "Oh no," gasps Kripp, "I forgot about shredder placement!"
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April 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

What happened to this ad? :(
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Breakdown of Kripp stream

twitchquotes: Breakdown of Kripp stream: ☑ always 1 hr late ☑ 20 minute intro ☑ bit sleepy today ☑ foodie time ☑ constant salt/complaining ☑ 1 hr of actual gameplay ☑ ending stream early ☑ no stream tomorrow
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May 2015
Kripp

Viewbot #21701 reporting for duty

twitchquotes: MrDestructoid HEY MrDestructoid KRIPP MrDestructoid VIEWBOT #21701 MrDestructoid REPORTING MrDestructoid FOR MrDestructoid DUTY MrDestructoid
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August 2015
Kripp

Viewbots

I'll do it. I'll stream Final Fantasy

twitchquotes: Kripp is chained to the chair, sobbing as the man hacks at his face with a razor. He cries as the last bit of his beard is cut away, sapping him of his Romanian gypsy powers. "Please don't hurt her. I'll do whatever you want" says Kripp. The man with the razor laughs and says "Are you ready to accept the deal? Or do we need to hurt Pupparian?" Kripp shakes his head. "I'll do it. I'll stream Final Fantasy." WutFace
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March 2016
Kripp

Here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) krippFist Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ go *** yourself Kappa
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November 2014
Kripp

Rank 25 Casual

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮Hey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Kripp's powerlevel? Its over Rank 25 CASUAL!!! ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
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January 2015
Kripp
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