[Copypasta] By the order of Donald of the house Trump

twitchquotes: SMOrc By the order of Donald of the house Trump SMOrc First of his name SMOrc True heir of these United States SMOrc Builder of Walls, Protector of the Border SMOrc I deport you from this chat
twitch chat
October 2016
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Caleb, this is Tom from LA Fitness

twitchquotes: Caleb, this is Tom from LA Fitness: we want you to know you are forever banned from our facilities. We understand you take your workout seriously, but what you and your "friends" did in the showers had no cardiovascular value. I know you said you were "working each others glutes", but we both know that's a lie. What you did with the curl bar was disgusting, and our staff is STILL trying to scrub lubricant and bodily fluids off the ceiling. We have added a "Caleb Alarm", don't return.
twitch chat
January 2020
Calebhart42

KappaPride

LGBTQQIP2SAA+ should have another S for straight people

As you may be aware, LGBTQQIP2SAAA is an all inclusive acronym for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Queer, Intersex, Pansexual, Two-Spirit (2S), Androgynous, Asexual and Allies. However, this is not all inclusive at all because it omits an S for Straight people like me. And before you say "Ally covers straight people", please know that I can't be an ally because I hate gays. I'm straight and I don't agree with any of this, but I should be a part of the rainbow
June 2021

F2P player

twitchquotes: Hi Trump, nice warrior deck! I'm a F2P player though, and was wondering if you could tell me what cards i could use in place of Baron, Alexstrasza, Ragnaros, Brawl, Death's bite, and shield slam?
twitch chat
November 2014
Trump

Ben Shapiro asks his mom for Robux

Now, let’s say πŸ—£ hypothetically, you πŸ‘†, my mother πŸ‘ͺ. Were to give 🎁 me, your πŸ‘‰ son πŸ™Žβ€β™‚οΈ, your πŸ‘‰ credit πŸ’Έ card πŸ’³ information πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ. So I πŸ‘₯ could make πŸ›  a purchase πŸ’² of 500 πŸ’― robux πŸ‘ on the Roblox.com/store. Contrary to what my sister πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ will have you πŸ‘† believe πŸ™…πŸ», I πŸ‘₯ have done βœ… a very β€Ό good πŸ‘Œ job πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ€΅ of doing my chores 🧼, including πŸ“², but πŸ‘ not limited πŸ”’ to; The dishes πŸ˜³πŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ, the laundry and the taking πŸ‘Š out the trash β›ΉοΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ‘ΆπŸ—‘.
December 2020

Ben Shapiro

Will you be my Quaran-TINE?

twitchquotes: Dear Streamer, please forgive my fever and the coughing of my lungs. Ever since I first entered stream I fell for the way you entertained and captivated the chat. I adored the way you practiced social distancing, responsibly purchased toilet paper, and wore a mask at all times. It is so contagious! Everything that I have witnessed has made my body ache for your pathogens. As your simping loyal petri dish, will you be my Quaran-TINE?
twitch chat
March 2020

Simps

Coronavirus

COVID

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