[Copypasta] By the order of Donald of the house Trump

twitchquotes: SMOrc By the order of Donald of the house Trump SMOrc First of his name SMOrc True heir of these United States SMOrc Builder of Walls, Protector of the Border SMOrc I deport you from this chat
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October 2016
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Proud EU Citizens

twitchquotes: Hi this is Fatima speaking HeyGuys this my husband Abdul ANELE and finnaly we have our son Mustafa TriHard please welcome us twitch chat #proudeucitizens
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February 2016

EU vs NA

Iā€™ve been wondering if I might be a gay

Recently, Iā€™ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. Itā€™s so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is fucking massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a dick head. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then shit it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out ā€œOscar Winning actor Anthony Hopkinsā€ each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says itā€™s completely normal, but heā€™s gay, so I canā€™t trust him.
May 2021

Empirical data suggests this is a QTpie stream

twitchquotes: CarlSmile AH! CarlSmile White shirt! CarlSmile Gray screen! CarlSmile Empirical data suggests this is a QTpie stream.
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June 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

roleplay with you as your online gf

twitchquotes: I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donā€™t know me at all and i know itā€™s kinda weird. I just thought maybe itā€™d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youā€™re straight. Iā€™m a boy thatā€™s why I was saying roleplay.. this isnā€™t a troll. again, I know itā€™s really random and weird. Iā€™m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
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Kripp Jr

twitchquotes: The year is 2020 Kripp is playing Hearthstone with his son Kripp Jr. "Looks like you lose Daddy hehe, but I still love you!", he says topdeckingly... "Oh my *** god dude thats *** unreal, how can I lose to people this bad", Kripp spits coldly with hate in his eyes. Kripp Jr. begins to cry....
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January 2015
Kripp
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