[Copypasta] Kripp after the power outage on December 21, 2013

twitchquotes: After the power outage on December 21, 2013, Octavian Morosan, also known as "Kripparian", and his father, "Paparrian", were found frozen to death in their cellar, surrounded by OJ cartons and a single computer running on a generator with P*****b open.
twitch chat
May 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Hey, Kripp! What's up man?

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! What's up, man? It's Mike from Woman History class last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Leifman? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Classic

Kripp meets Gordon Ramsay

twitchquotes: Kripp meets Gordan Ramsay behind the kitchen, gently caressing his body, he mutters "hey say that word again, and say it like you mean it" "ORE-GAHHHNO" Ramsey softly whispers into kripps ear, as he gets chills throughout his body "oh you know i love it when you say that, now give me my daily dose of OMEEGA 3" as Ramsey inserts his sausage into kripps prepared packag
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December 2016
Kripp

American Freedom speaking to Kripp

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด›สœษชs ษชs แด€แดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€ษด า“ส€แด‡แด‡แด…แดแด. สแดแดœส€ แด„สœแด€แด› า“ษชสŸแด›แด‡ส€s แด€ส€แด‡ ส€แดœษชษดษชษดษข แด›สœแด‡ แด„สœแด€แด› sแด แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ า“ษชx ษชแด› ส™แด‡า“แดส€แด‡ ษชแด› แด›แด€แด‹แด‡s แดแด แด‡ส€. sษชษดแด„แด‡ส€แด‡สŸส *** ****. แด˜สŸs ษดแด แด„แดแด˜ส แด€สŸ แด˜แด€แด„ษชษดแด ***ษชษดแด ****ส€ษชษดแด.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Octavian Morosan

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’
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March 2015
Kripp

Minion Masters turned my life around

twitchquotes: I was sat in my car with the exhaust connected to the window, waiting to die, until I saw an ad on my phone for Minion Masters, at that moment I turned the engine off and decided to turn my life around. Now I have a 12 inch cock and 3 ferraris, and all it took was the $149.99 package (best value).
twitch chat
March 2019
Kripp

sellout

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