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More Kripp Copypastas
Dear Kripp, this is Kevin Kuntmeyer from P.E.T.A
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Dear Kripp, this is Kevin Kuntmeyer from P.E.T.A. It has come to my attention that you brutally brofisted a small defenseless Kitten in its adorable face live on your stream moments ago. If you do not apologize and rub his little tum tum for 20 minutes on stream, I will be forced to punish you to the fullest extent of the law. You've been warned...
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Kripp can't beat anyone
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My dad beats me 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone
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Classic
Kripp's streaming checklist
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*stretch* β "mmmm kay" β "yeah alright" β "fuckin A" β "if he drew anything else I would've won" β "how's this guy SO LUCKY?" β "TOPDECK FLAMESTRIKE, YEAP" β "topdeck into topdeck into topdeck, yeah that's how you get 12 wins guys" β
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When drums play, my hands automatically type Kreygasm
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γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ when drums play, my hands automatically type 
, i live for the moment and when Kripp comes i feel i have sex with the stream, all becoming well met. γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
, i live for the moment and when Kripp comes i feel i have sex with the stream, all becoming well met. γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
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Stuck in Kripp's basement
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