twitchquotes:
πππ S T A Y W O K E
twitch chat
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Copypastas
Jam a man of fortune xQc
Kripp discovered one weird trick to look twice his age
twitchquotes:
Kripp is the remarkable twenty year old that discovered one weird trick to look twice his age. It's called being VEGAN and it limits your bodyβs nutritional intake and makes you look and feel TWICE AS OLD. Why would anyone want to be vegan you may ask, well all vegans hate animals so they eat all the animals food so that they starve to death.
twitch chat
Kripp
Nut
β£€β£€β‘β β£€β£€β‘€β’ β£€β£€β‘β£ β£€β‘β£ β£€β£ β£€β£€β£€β β β
β ⣿⣧β‘β β£Ώβ β β£Ώβ‘β β β£Ώβ β‘β β’Ήβ£―β β »β β β β β
β β‘β β’Ώβ£€β£Ώβ β β£Ώβ‘β β β£Ώβ β β β’Έβ£Ώβ β β β β β β
⣠⣧β β β’»β£Ώβ β Ⓙ⣧β‘β£ β‘Ώβ β β β£Έβ£β β β β β β β β
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β
It's 2036
Itβs 2036. Your mom was an e girl with an onlyfans and your dad is a sadboi guitarist. 98% of the Caucasian male students in school are named Aiden. Every afternoon you come home to check on Mom because she still thinks posting memes about wanting to die are in. She sees you pull out your homework and you sigh. βNo, mom. I donβt want to listen to Lo-Fi beats to study and relax to.β She looks mildly disappointed but perks up again. βNo horror trap/witch house either,β you interrupt. SadDad walks in and pats you on the back, but not before saying βAye, fam. You look a little upset, u wanna go get a face tat?β
Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time
twitchquotes:
they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers
they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers
twitch chat