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To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iโm sorry I kept referring to Fredโs liberally mayoโd oven-roasted chicken sub as a โbukkake specialโ. Iโm sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iโm extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling โETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?โ in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iโm sorry I kept referring to Fredโs liberally mayoโd oven-roasted chicken sub as a โbukkake specialโ. Iโm sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iโm extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling โETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?โ in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
Hello there, Octavian! This is Kurt McGriff
twitchquotes:Hello there, Octavian! This is Kurt McGriff, executive producer for the Food Channel. We have reviewed your recent application to be a host of your own TV show on our network titled, "Salty Vegan Eats - A Pro Gamer's Way of Life" However, after further reviewing your claim of being an "extremely popular professional gamer" we found the evidence lacking. Mr. Octavian, casually playing a children's card game does not make you a "pro gamer." Have a nice day and good luck to your future endeavors.
Hello there, Octavian! This is Kurt McGriff, executive producer for the Food Channel. We have reviewed your recent application to be a host of your own TV show on our network titled, "Salty Vegan Eats - A Pro Gamer's Way of Life" However, after further reviewing your claim of being an "extremely popular professional gamer" we found the evidence lacking. Mr. Octavian, casually playing a children's card game does not make you a "pro gamer." Have a nice day and good luck to your future endeavors.
Don't use that catheter on my bum bumarino
twitchquotes:Hello Gino "No Cappuccino" Pastarino here. I see you are using one of Reynad's copyrighted decks. You must pay...wait you are Reynadarino climbing ladderino? My badarino. Please forgivarino Lord Reynard. I give much love. Don't use that catheter on my bum bumarino like you did last time-arino. With no cappucino Love, Gino Pastarino
Hello Gino "No Cappuccino" Pastarino here. I see you are using one of Reynad's copyrighted decks. You must pay...wait you are Reynadarino climbing ladderino? My badarino. Please forgivarino Lord Reynard. I give much love. Don't use that catheter on my bum bumarino like you did last time-arino. With no cappucino Love, Gino Pastarino