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But you know what? I miss the good people whom i used to interact before these pathetic parodies of human minds ascended from the gates of hell. Well, now that i know they are going broke and just care about Gamestop and pump and dump schemes I will end their tyranny. NOW
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Trolling My Office With Among Us (Part 7)
After we threw Liam out the window, I decided to call another emergency meeting. āChad sus!1!1!!1 Heās the SUSSY VERY IMPOSTER!ā I said. They all asked why Chad was sus. I said it was because his name is Chad. They all agreed so we ejected him. I was naruto running around the office when Adam stopped me and said āWhy are you running?ā OH MY FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THE FUNNY UGANDAN MEME? SPIT ON HIM BROTHERS. I spit on Adam and I pulled down my pants and pissed on him. He ran away screaming and everybody looked at me. I pulled my pants up.ā Adam sus. Heās screaming.ā Everyone nodded and we ejected Adam. My son came out of the elevator even though it was take your kid to work day and he was supposed to be on the bottom floor, not up here on the 3rd floor! So I said āSon, what the fuck nugget wholesome keanu reeves are you doing here?ā He closed the elevator door and I think he went to the first floor. I tried pissing on the elevator door in hopes that it would malfunction it but I donāt think it worked. That stupid little bastard. So I got in the elevator when it came back up and went to the first floor. I looked around but couldnāt find him. I pulled one of the kids up by her shirt and said āWHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHILD?ā She was screaming and I threw her away. I stomped down the hallways trying to look for him but I couldnāt find him. āThis is not a fortnite minecraft roblox 100 wholesome keanu reeves chungus Amogus moment. Thatās pretty sus.ā All the coworkers were looking at me in terror.
I went out back and searched in the dumpster to see if I could yet again try to find a weapon to kill all the people there. I already got rid of Chad, Adam and Liam so everyone else could easily be disposed of.