[Copypasta] I Summon Fish Moley

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June 2017
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To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:

To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday: Iโ€™m sorry I kept referring to Fredโ€™s liberally mayoโ€™d oven-roasted chicken sub as a โ€œbukkake specialโ€. Iโ€™m sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iโ€™m extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling โ€œETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?โ€ in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
August 2021

Hello there, Octavian! This is Kurt McGriff

twitchquotes: Hello there, Octavian! This is Kurt McGriff, executive producer for the Food Channel. We have reviewed your recent application to be a host of your own TV show on our network titled, "Salty Vegan Eats - A Pro Gamer's Way of Life" However, after further reviewing your claim of being an "extremely popular professional gamer" we found the evidence lacking. Mr. Octavian, casually playing a children's card game does not make you a "pro gamer." Have a nice day and good luck to your future endeavors.
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July 2017
Kripp

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Don't use that catheter on my bum bumarino

twitchquotes: Hello Gino "No Cappuccino" Pastarino here. I see you are using one of Reynad's copyrighted decks. You must pay...wait you are Reynadarino climbing ladderino? My badarino. Please forgivarino Lord Reynard. I give much love. Don't use that catheter on my bum bumarino like you did last time-arino. With no cappucino Love, Gino Pastarino
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July 2014
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February 2021

Hello chat I am famous fascist leader, Adolf Hilterino

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แด„สœแด€แด› ษช แด€แด า“แด€แดแดแดœs า“แด€sแด„ษชsแด› สŸแด‡แด€แด…แด‡ส€, แด€แด…แดสŸา“ สœษชแด›สŸแด‡ส€ษชษดแด. แดกแด‡ แดกแดแดœสŸแด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ สแดแดœ แด€ษดแด… ษดแด€แดขษช แดแดแด…s แด›แด แด˜แด€ส€แด›ษชแด„ษชแด˜แด€แด›แด‡ ษชษด แดแดœส€ ษดแด‡แดก แด˜ส€แดแด˜แด€ษขแด€ษดแด…แด€ า“ษชสŸแด "sษชแด‡ษข สœแด‡ษชสŸ สŸษชา“แด‡sแด›สสŸแด‡" สแดแดœ แดกแดแดœสŸแด… ส€แด€ษชsแด‡ สแดแดœส€ แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s แด€ษดแด… ษดแด€แดขษช แดแดแด…s sแด€ส ษดแด แด˜แด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แด€ษดแด… ส™แด€ษดสœแด€แดแดแด‡ส€.
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March 2014
Kripp
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