[Copypasta] My dad works at twitch dude

twitchquotes: My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always have Phil be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.
twitch chat
August 2017
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SUMMONING SPELL FOR HYDRA

twitchquotes: THIS IS THE SUMMONING SPELL HandsUp FOR THE HYDRA DEEK OF HELL HandsUp ONE WEEB MUST BE SACRIFICED HandsUp FOR THE HYDRA DEEK TO RISE HandsUp OH MIGHTY HYDRA I SING YOUR SONG HandsUp MAY YOU GROW BIG AND LONG HandsUp
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Diablo 2 was great Kripp

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Diablo 2 was great Kripp, I especially loved the part where you mindlessly clicked in an endless, ball-numbing drone for hours on end as the screen flooded with indiscernible ***. (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
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November 2014
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Bring us Forsen here and now

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ Magic forces black and white. Reaching out through space and light. A perfect man I summon now. Another way I don't know how. Bring him now into the light. Be he far or be he near. Bring us the Forsen here and now. ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½
twitch chat
December 2014
Forsen

Stay negative

twitchquotes: (︢︹︺ ✿ ) Stay negative _༼ຈ︹ຈ༽_ Kripp is a sellout (︢︹︺ ✿ ) Chat is retarded _༼ຈ︹ຈ༽_ Kitty is dead (︢︹︺ ✿ ) _༼ຈ︹ຈ༽_ Life sucks (︢︹︺ ✿ )
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

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DansGame

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