[Copypasta] My dad works at twitch dude

twitchquotes: My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always have Phil be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.
twitch chat
August 2017
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Moderators you have no right to ban me

twitchquotes: Dear moderators. You have no right to ban me or remove my messages. Do you even know who my father is? He is a very powerful and rich man. I strongly advise you not to mess with me or consequences will be met in court. I hope you understand all the seriousness of the situation. Have a good day.
twitch chat
September 2019

MODS

Sorry I've dropped my bag of Religious Symbols

twitchquotes: โ˜ช โœก โ€  โ˜จ โœž โœ โ˜ฅ โ˜ฆ โ˜“ โ™ โ˜ฉ โ˜ช โœก โ€  โ˜จ โœž โœ โ˜ฅ โ˜ฆ โ˜“ โ™ โ˜ฉ โ˜ช โœก โ€  โ˜จ โœž โœ โ˜ฅ โ˜ฆ โ˜“ โ™ โ˜ฉ Sorry I've dropped my bag of Religious Symbols โ˜ช โœก โ€  โ˜จ โœž โœ โ˜ฅ โ˜ฆ โ˜“ โ™ โ˜ฉ .โ˜ช โœก โ€  โ˜จ โœž โœ โ˜ฅ โ˜ฆ โ˜“ โ™ โ˜ฉ โ˜ช โœก โ€  โ˜จ โœž โœ โ˜ฅ โ˜ฆ โ˜“ โ™ โ˜ฉ
twitch chat
August 2015
strifecro

BAN ONE FLEX

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ BAN ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ ONE ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ FLEX ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ GET ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ THE ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ WHOLE ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ GYM
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September 2017

When Cybrix buys a Pepperoni pizza

twitchquotes: When Cybrix buys a Pepperoni pizza, its seen as a bit of greasy fun. BUT when Kripp orders a 420 GreaseMaster Pro 5000 garbage pizza pie with 6 different types of pepperoni, spiceified sauce with non-drip collection tray, together with optional built in Cheese crust, hes called Fattarrian
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Middle fingers

โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ๏ผˆ๏ธถ_๏ธถ๏ผ‰โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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July 2019
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