[Copypasta] Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old"

twitchquotes: Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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November 2017
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Kripp ignores chat draft

twitchquotes: As a young boy, Kripp lived with his family in a chateau in Romania. Kripp had a younger sister who was born frail and prone to illness. The family always took special care to make sure she was never too cold or hot. One day Kripp's parents were late and told Kripp to put his sister to bed. Kripp accidentally left the window of the chateau open, his sister contracted pneumonia and died. At the funeral, his father sobbed and said "My son, why did you ignore the chat draft?"
twitch chat
November 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Rick Astley paradox

twitchquotes: If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.
twitch chat
June 2020

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Extreme Sodium Saltstorm 9000

twitchquotes: ☐ sα΄€ΚŸα΄› ☐ ᴠᴇʀʏ sα΄€ΚŸα΄› ☐ ᴘᴊsα΄€ΚŸα΄› ☐ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ sᴏᴅΙͺᴜᴍ sα΄€ΚŸα΄›sᴛᴏʀᴍ 9000 β˜‘ ʀᴇʏɴᴀᴅ
twitch chat
July 2014
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Octavian Morosan

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ascii art
March 2015
Kripp
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