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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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I used to be a real ad
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How to commit all 7 deadly sins at once
If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins... with room to spare.
Classic
I HECKING LOVE BUYING ELECTRICTY
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I HECKING LOVE BUYING ELECTRICTY I FEEL SO PROUD OWNING THESE ELECTRONS
I HECKING LOVE BUYING ELECTRICTY I FEEL SO PROUD OWNING THESE ELECTRONS
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Cryptocurrency
NFTs
Volcanosaur is pretty good with cannot be targeted adapt
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That Volcanosaur is pretty good with cannot be targeted adapt
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Hearthstone
im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend
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im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend, yesterday i always commented how nice poki looked instead of making weird sexual comments like the weridos there
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Simps
I sexually identify as a centipede
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I sexually identify as a centipede. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dropping dank memes on cucks everywhere. People say to me that a person being a centipede is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install 100 legs and two hollow fangs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Nimble Navigator” and respect my right to meme everywhere and trigger endlessly.
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