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A chef explaining why air fryers are a scam on r/unpopularopinion
As a chef, itβs an insult to hear βair fryers are as good as fryingβ. Air fryers are fucking bullshit scams and are just convection ovens with an extra fan added.
Seriously, pan searing or regular baking will always be better. I swear to shit Jared if I hear you compare fried chicken to air fried chicken one more time Iβm gonna smack the gob out of you.
Edit: Iβm in danger, I never realized how deep the air fryer fandom goes. I will die on this hill
Edit2: Iβll never stop upvoting and loving you all butβ¦ but Iβm just gonna go cry about something totally different..
Edit3: i think id be a lot less upset if it was called an βextra air ovenβ as its a convection oven with extra fans.
Edit4: if I had a dollar for every comment βyou clearly donβt own an air fryerβ Iβd be able to put it towards a new toaster oven.
Edit5: the chances of getting doxxed over kitchen appliances isnβt high.. but never zero.
Edit6: apparently air fryers are taking my job? Sorry boys and girls, no more foi gras for the rich.
A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! (uwu version)
a man has fawwen into teh riwer in lego city! owo
start the rescuwu hewicopter
HEY nuzzles u
Buiwd teh hewicopter and owoff to the resucuwu
prepare the lifeline, lowoer the stwetcher and make teh resucuwu
the newu emewgency cowwection fwom lego city!!!
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A young Ben Shapiro insults his classmate
Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.
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