[Copypasta] Copy and paste anything as long as there are clap emojis

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘ YOU ๐Ÿ‘ IDIOTS ๐Ÿ‘ WILL ๐Ÿ‘ PASTE ๐Ÿ‘ ANYTHING ๐Ÿ‘ AS ๐Ÿ‘ LONG ๐Ÿ‘ AS ๐Ÿ‘ THERE ๐Ÿ‘ ARE ๐Ÿ‘ CLAP ๐Ÿ‘ EMOJIS ๐Ÿ‘
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March 2018
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Al Pacino's dongarino sweat is tastarino

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! It's me, FrankerZ (from the pizzarino place). I'm back from my 600 second ban. I still have your faggarino pizzarino if you want it. Al Pacino's dongarino sweat dried up but it is still tastarino. Give me a call my number is 867-5309. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino frappuccino mochaccino pistachio. Your friend- FrankerZ (from the pizzarino place).
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July 2014
Kripp

Copy pasters are such idiots.

twitchquotes: Copy pasters are such idiots. Imagine being so dumb you just CTRL + C what other people write? Wasting oxygen for real. Try an original thought please.
twitch chat
March 2020

Catarrian hungry

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Catarrian here. Far too long have I meowed and you've ignored my plea for food. Here you are bragging to everybody about the militant "vegan" that you are, yet you neglect animals. It's time everybody knows the truth meow so we can report your sorry Romanian *** to PETA.แ•™เป’(หต๏ฟฃแดฅ๏ฟฃหต)เฅญแ•—
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

AITA for drop kicking my 2 month old sister down the stairs?

Some backstory required: Earlier today I was trying to relax but she wouldn't stop fucking making annoying ass googoo gaga noises. So today, I see her, and she is actually standing up! First I think to take a picture and tell my parents, but than I remember what an entitled bitch she is. I run forward, and leap forward and plant both my feet in her face as we both tumble down the stairs. I told my parents that she crawked in front of me whilst I was about to use the stairs so I'm out of trouble, and the surgery went fine and she is basically fine although she seems to have fucking learned her lesson as she 'talks' a lot less now. Next time she does this I'm uppercutting her entitled little baby skull
August 2021

Am I The Asshole?

Good Morning

twitchquotes: ( อกส˜โ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกส˜) GOOD MORNING ( อกส˜โ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกส˜)
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November 2014
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