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๐ YOU ๐ IDIOTS ๐ WILL ๐ PASTE ๐ ANYTHING ๐ AS ๐ LONG ๐ AS ๐ THERE ๐ ARE ๐ CLAP ๐ EMOJIS ๐
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SAP FACE
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Reynad
Life is good
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(โโฟโโฟ) Stay positiveใฝเผผเบ ูอเบเผฝ๏พ Kripp is excellent (โโฟโโฟ) Chat is excellent ใฝเผผเบ ูอเบเผฝ๏พ Kitty is soft (โโฟโโฟ) ใฝเผผเบ ูอเบเผฝ๏พ Life is good (โโฟโโฟ_)
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Am I the asshole for dropping my 6 year old son at an orphanage for his inability to trade options?
This started about 4 years ago when my son was 2 years old. I started to supplement his picture books and cartoons with beginner options books and Martin Shkerli's live videos on how to pick pharmaceutical stocks. Over the course of these years I feel like he has retained absolutely nothing even though I have spent every waking minute trying to make him understand. I have done almost everything that I have thought of including having Jerome Powell's speeches play while he is sleeping and only having Warren Buffet on the TV to try and make him understand the market. I felt as though I got to a breaking point when he couldn't differentiate between a straddle and a strangle even though we we went through different strategies for almost a month straight. I finally convinced my wife that we were doing the right thing when I said that he will soon be a Wendy's worker begging his wife's husband for a weekly allowance because he will never amount to be anything. I couldn't fathom raising a kid who was not able to able to make a profit from trading options by the time he was 10. With all that said if anyone wants a 6 year old child who is shitty at market strategy check out Eternal Sunny Orphanage in Omaha, Nebraska and maybe your luck will be better than mine with him.
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WallStreetBets
Corridor creeper
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๐In the dungeon I go deeper๐in set reviews I was a sleeper๐when minions die I get cheaper๐You guessed it right๐I'm corridor creeper๐
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Pride month is over.
Pride month is over.
pride month is over. All gay people instantly begin to spontaneously combust, trans people begin to morph into various citrus fruits and are sold as novelty items from a different time. Bisexual people are instantly split in half by the invisible blade of corporate disinterest and the non-bianries are legally banned from using the number 0 in any scenario.
The pride flags and corporate twitter profile pictures are instantly detonated to make room for more advertisements, posters promoting diversity and inclusivity are ripped down and destroyed by once-inclusive teachers all across the country. and the price of lube decreases by an average of 76% worldwide.
Pride month is over. Greed month is upon us. May all who savoured their taste of freedom, cower in the face of pure capitalism, and use the link https://nordvpn.com/superthrash767 when signing up to nord vpn...