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you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about 
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa
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( 汀掳 蜏蕱 汀掳) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( 汀掳 蜏蕱 汀掳)
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Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded
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銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 PUT SHOE ON HEAD TO PROVE NOT PRE-RECORDED 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
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Rick Astley paradox
HELLO 911 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM
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HELLO 911 馃摓 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM 馃摓 HE HAS A PULSE BOMB 馃摓 WHATS THAT? 馃摓 ILL BE OKAY? 馃摓
HELLO 911 馃摓 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM 馃摓 HE HAS A PULSE BOMB 馃摓 WHATS THAT? 馃摓 ILL BE OKAY? 馃摓
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Oh my gourd, I am financially ruined (agricultural futures)
I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.