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you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about 
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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In Japan, heart surgeon
Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
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I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.
What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Γbernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
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Now playing Who Asked (Feat: Nobody)
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now α΄Κα΄ΚΙͺΙ΄Ι’: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ββββββββββββͺββββββ βββ βββ βΊβΊ πΈ:π·πΎ / πΉ:π»πΌβ ββββ π
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Who Asked?
REKT Not REKT
β Not REKT β REKT β REKTangle β SHREKT β REKT-it Ralph β Total REKTall β The Lord of the REKT β The Usual SusREKTs β North by NorthREKT β REKT to the Future β Once Upon a Time in the REKT β The Good, the Bad, and the REKT β LawREKT of Arabia β Tyrannosaurus REKT β eREKTile dysfunction
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Shrek
0-3 Hearthstone Arena Police
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ) This is the 0-3 Police, You're coming with us. (βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)
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