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Ameng meets Bumper in a hallway
twitchquotes:Bumper broke into a cold sweat. There he was across the hallway, a man whose name that brought chills down his spine. Bumper looked down, hoping to avoid direct eye contact. "A-ameng," Bumper stuttered. "What up, virgin" Ameng boomed. Bumper braced himself but it was too late. Ameng's 5000 tonne shoulder slammed into his, the movement causing air waves across the room. Bumper flew back and the concrete wall chipped around him. His shoulder was definitely broken. "Later, nerd." Ameng chuckled.
Bumper broke into a cold sweat. There he was across the hallway, a man whose name that brought chills down his spine. Bumper looked down, hoping to avoid direct eye contact. "A-ameng," Bumper stuttered. "What up, virgin" Ameng boomed. Bumper braced himself but it was too late. Ameng's 5000 tonne shoulder slammed into his, the movement causing air waves across the room. Bumper flew back and the concrete wall chipped around him. His shoulder was definitely broken. "Later, nerd." Ameng chuckled.
IβM NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS
twitchquotes:βIβM NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS. IβM SIMPLY ASKING MULTIPLE STRANGERS MANY TIMES TO SPEND $15 ON MEβ
βIβM NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS. IβM SIMPLY ASKING MULTIPLE STRANGERS MANY TIMES TO SPEND $15 ON MEβ LUL
Ameng be thy name
twitchquotes:Our father who rolls in heaven, Ameng be thy name. thy goats may come, thy will be shattered, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our throwing, as we forgive those who throw against us, and lead us not into Mayhem, but deliver us from Justice.
Our father who rolls in heaven, Ameng be thy name. thy goats may come, thy will be shattered, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our throwing, as we forgive those who throw against us, and lead us not into Mayhem, but deliver us from Justice.
π½ π HELLO SINATRAA π½
twitchquotes:π½ π HELLO SINATRAA π½ π PLANET A92-E HERE π½ π PLEASE RETURN TO US π½ π
π½ π HELLO SINATRAA π½ π PLANET A92-E HERE π½ π PLEASE RETURN TO US π½ π
Why don't people like Brigitte?
twitchquotes:Why don't people like Brigitte? I can't be the only one who loves being stunned the entire game. Shield bash is so amazing and really makes for some intense and fun gameplay. Thanks Blizzard
Why don't people like Brigitte? I can't be the only one who loves being stunned the entire game. Shield bash is so amazing and really makes for some intense and fun gameplay. Thanks Blizzard