[Copypasta] PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK

twitchquotes: EZ DrinkPurple PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK 3 can: DrinkPurple I can easily stack 3 of these stupid cans, even 4 DrinkPurple And that is absolutely none of your business.I can DrinkPurple stack 4 or 5 whether you ask me or not. EZ 4 ME DrinkPurple.
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March 2019
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One condition: let me touch the Kripparrian

twitchquotes: Kripparian, I see you have less viewers than your sexual partner, Reynad. I can guarantee you 5,000 viewers, bringing your count above his. There is but one condition - you must come to my home and let me touch the Kripparian. No copy pasterino dongerino kappacino.
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November 2014
Kripp

Which Rogue card should I pick?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, I'm drafting a Rogue Arena and I'm 29 cards in. Should I pick Backstab (like you backstabbed Paparrian ) Betrayal (like you betrayed Paparrian ) or Vanish (like you vanished from Paparrian)
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December 2014
Kripp

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Hafu is jealous of Rania

twitchquotes: ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝŠ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€โ€˜โ€˜๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ†๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝ’โ€™โ€™ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆ๏ฝ”๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ผจ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ•ใ€€โ™กโ™กโ™กใ€€๏ผฐ๏ฝŒ๏ฝš ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ
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March 2014
Kripp

DANK MEMES, ATTEND ME

twitchquotes: ( เธ‡ อ ยฐ อŸส– อกยฐ)เธ‡ DANK MEMES, ATTEND ME (เธ‡ อ ยฐ อŸส– อกยฐ)เธ‡ (เธ‡ โ—‰โ—กโ—”)เธ‡ READY, CHAT! (เธ‡ โ—‰โ—กโ—”)เธ‡
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March 2015
Reynad

Mario

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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