No women: check. No leftists: check. No minorities: check. Yup, itβs gamer time!
A 10/10 user review for Fallout 76. Found on /r/copypasta.
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This guy's pasta is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:β This guy's pasta is CRAZY!β β βMy rigatoni can't win against a linguini like thatβ β "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" β βHe meatballed the only marinara that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect fettucini β βThere was nothing I could cookβ β βI cooked that al denteβ
β This guy's pasta is CRAZY!β β βMy rigatoni can't win against a linguini like thatβ β "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" β βHe meatballed the only marinara that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect fettucini β βThere was nothing I could cookβ β βI cooked that al denteβ
Heaven is the highest you can get
twitchquotes:It's 4οΈβ£2οΈβ£0οΈβ£todayπ³π±but I'm not smoking weed πΏππ΄ππ¬I'm smokingπ¨πthe BibleππππΌπbecause heavenβ¬οΈπππΌπis the highest you can getππΌπ€
It's 4οΈβ£2οΈβ£0οΈβ£todayπ³π±but I'm not smoking weed πΏππ΄ππ¬I'm smokingπ¨πthe BibleππππΌπbecause heavenβ¬οΈπππΌπis the highest you can getππΌπ€
Tiffany's chandelier
twitchquotes:I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
A casual player like yourself might get injured!
twitchquotes:Hi Kripp, Mike Morhaime, President of Blizzard Entertainment here. I notice you're playing one of our older games. I have to warn you, the games we made in that era weren't casual-friendly. A casual player like yourself might get injured!
Hi Kripp, Mike Morhaime, President of Blizzard Entertainment here. I notice you're playing one of our older games. I have to warn you, the games we made in that era weren't casual-friendly. A casual player like yourself might get injured!