[Copypasta] Yup, it's gamer time!

twitchquotes: No women: check. No leftists: check. No minorities: check. Yup, itโ€™s gamer time!
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April 2019
A 10/10 user review for Fallout 76. Found on /r/copypasta.
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Natalie Portman is the reason I work out

Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
January 2021

Classic

Ben Shapiro asks a girl out to prom

Ok, so l-let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that, perhaps, I, Ben, was to ask you, Stacy, to the prom, right now. Now let me ask you, in that situation, would it not be in your best interest to say yes? I mean the answer is obvious, right? Now let's suppose, that in fact, I was doing so right now, in this room. Now, hypothetically, what would your response be?
January 2021

Ben Shapiro

Kappa Nazi

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November 2014

When Kripp is eat I pretend he is eat me

twitchquotes: Wสœแด‡ษด Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษชs แด‡แด€แด› ษช แด˜ส€แด‡แด›แด‡ษดแด… สœแด‡ ษชs แด‡แด€แด› แดแด‡. ษช ษขแด แด…แดแดกษด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แดกแด‡แด› แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด›สœส€แดแด€แด› แด€ษดแด… แด€แด ษชษด แดกแด€ส€แด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ sแด›แดแดแด€แด„สœ. แด›สœแด‡ษด ษช ษขแด แด…แด‡แด‡แด˜แด‡ส€ ษชษดแด›แด แด›สœแด‡ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜. ษช แด€แด แดแด€แด…แด‡ ษชษดแด›แด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษขแดสŸแด…. แด›สœแด‡ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ sษชแด›s แดษด แด›แดษชสŸแด‡แด› แด€ษดแด… า“ส€แด‡แด‡s แดแด‡. ษช แด€แด sแด€แด… ษช แด€แด ษดแด สŸแดษดษขแด‡ส€ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ า“แดแดแด…. แด›สœแด‡ษด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด‡แด€แด›s แดแด‡ แด€ษขแด€ษชษด.
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January 2015
Kripp

Artifact is a timeless classic

twitchquotes: Valve's done it again! Another timeless classic that puts its competition to shame. Make no mistake, Artifact will become king of its genre, and Hearthstone and MTG will become relics of the past. When my wife's boyfriend showed me this game I knew it would be worth my time.
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January 2019

Hearthstone

Artifact

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