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No women: check. No leftists: check. No minorities: check. Yup, itβs gamer time!
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I used to be a real ad
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I sexually idenfity as the Boogeymonster
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I sexually identify as The Boogeymonster. Ever since I pre-ordered 50 packs the only card I dreamed of pulling was The Boogeymonster to put it in my deck, play it on turn 8, and watch it grow. Watch it get out of control as it feasts on every puny creature my horrified opponent dares to lay on the board. I can already hear The Boogeymonster's attack sound as it swings in for a 30 damage lethal. If you can't accept this you're a boogeyphobe and you need to check your legendary privilege.
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Kripp
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I sexually Identify as
We have you surrounded weeb
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NaM NaM β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β NaM 
NaM β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β NaM NaM β β β β β β β β β β β WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, YOU FILTHY WEEB.
NaM β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β NaM NaM β β β β β β β β β β β WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, YOU FILTHY WEEB.
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Shill this half baked product to your loyal fanbase
Watching Thijs in the bathroom
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Ahhh, my favorite part of the day. After lunch, a take a break from work, lock myself in the office bathroom pretending to take a dump while I watch my favorite streamer, Thijs. Just hope my boss doesn't come knocking, otherwise I'm fired...
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So last weekend I was walking in WalMart and saw Trump
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So last weekend I was walking in WalMart and saw Trump... which was pretty cool. I was wondering why he was in the "woman's hygeine" section of the store.... He caught on to what I was thinking and held up some tampons. "For my girlfriend", he said, giggling nervously. But he doesn't have a GF. I think they were for HIM!
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Trump