[Copypasta] Yup, it's gamer time!

twitchquotes: No women: check. No leftists: check. No minorities: check. Yup, it’s gamer time!
twitch chat
April 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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Kripp is a casual vegan

twitchquotes: Coke is not vegan. Vegans and vegetarians should note that a our drinks contain small traces of fish gelatine, which is used as a stabiliser for the beta-carotene colour. Not only is Kripp a casual gamer, he is a casual vegan as well!
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

companies never gets whats make the games popular

twitchquotes: companies never gets whats make the games popular, it is not content or of the game is free or not, its their content creators, CSGO has Summit and Fortnite has Ninja, Valorant has no one, they must find a clown asap or their circus is going to close
twitch chat
June 2020

Seagull

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December 2015
Kripp

Ben Brode increased Kripp's odds for going second

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, Ben Brode here. After checking your account, we noticed that your odds for going second were accidentally set to "60" % instead of "50"%. We apologize for the inconvenience, as this change was mean to be applied to a "reynad" account. The issue is on our radar, and we will patch it when we can. Thank you and have a good day!
twitch chat
February 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

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August 2021

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

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