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No women: check. No leftists: check. No minorities: check. Yup, it’s gamer time!
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No one:
Not a single soul:
This video: exists
This comment: hold my beer
Me: so you have chosen death
Death: that's a big yikes from me dawg
Also death: I wasn't expecting special forces
Me: mom can we have death
Mom: we already have death at home
Death at home: surprised pikachu face
This video literally makes me cry every time
Who else is watching this in ????
This video: wait that's illegal
Also this video: why do I hear boss music???
Thumbs up so he sees this comment in 14 years when this video gets recommended!
Edit: thanks for the likes XD
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Kripp tryhard alert
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Kripp tryhard alert: ☑ Netdeck ☑ Decktracker ☑ ArenaValue ☑ Blocking chat with cam to hide secret strats ☐ Legend Cardback
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He fills my butt with his Blood Thirster
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Police clearing out a homeless encampment
On my way into the office today I saw the police clearing out a homeless encampment under a bridge, forcing them into the cold and rain. I keep playing it over in my head and haven’t been able to focus on work all day because of my erection.