[Copypasta] May the Fourth Emoji Pasta

Hey๐Ÿ‘‹ there you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿคก STARโญโญ WHORES๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜œ! Know๐Ÿค” what day ๐ŸŒž it is๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”? You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ guessed ๐Ÿค” it๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†, its may ๐Ÿ—“ the girth๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ be with you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ day ๐Ÿ“†. These are definitely ๐Ÿ’ฏ the voidsโšซ๐ŸฉI'm looking๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๏ธ to fill ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคฐ. Stopโœ‹โœ‹ doing the hand๐Ÿ†โœŠโœŠ ๐Ÿ’ฆsolo and darth ๐Ÿ’€ maul๐Ÿ‘„ this p***y๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ฝ. Time ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ•ฃ to get ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”› princess๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ leia-d๐Ÿ’. Daddy ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿด ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ฆvader better ๐Ÿ‘ force ๐Ÿ– choke๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘ me. Don't ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿšซwant no ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃbaby๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ yoda๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿคฐ so into the garbage ๐Ÿ—‘ chute๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘, flyboy๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš€. Cant ๐Ÿšซ rule๐Ÿ‘‘ the galaxy๐Ÿ’ซ so I'll ๐Ÿ“ just settle ๐Ÿ‘ for Uranus๐Ÿช. Sendโฌ†๏ธ this to all ๐Ÿ’ฏ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ other STAR ๐ŸŒŸโœจ๐ŸŒ  โญโญ WHORES๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜œ!!!! If you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿค– get ๐Ÿ‰ 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ are a dirty๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜˜ wookie ๐Ÿถ. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰ get ๐Ÿ‰ 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ are granted ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ a seat๐Ÿ’บ on ๐Ÿ”› ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”›the seNUT๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰ get ๐Ÿ‰ 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ backโฌ…๏ธโฌ…๏ธ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ are a padaHUN๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ญ get ๐Ÿ‰ 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘คโค are a real ๐Ÿ˜ Jedi ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ‘Ž mastwhore๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ
May 2022

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New banger (from r/conservativerap)

Aye ๐Ÿ˜‚ Yuh ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘€ Uh ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ค Skrrrt ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿ‘ hate ๐Ÿ˜ก people ๐Ÿ‘ซ who have a different ๐Ÿ˜ก skin ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‘ color ๐ŸŽจ from me (x32) instrumental ๐ŸŽบ break ๐Ÿ’” I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ hate ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒš people ๐Ÿ‘ซ who have a different ๐Ÿ‘€โ“โ‰ skin ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‘ color ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ from me (x32)
June 2021

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HERE COMES DAT BOI

twitchquotes: โœ‹๐Ÿธโœ‹๐Ÿธโœ‹๐Ÿธโœ‹๐Ÿธ o *** waddup ๐Ÿ‘‹ here ๐Ÿšฒ come dat bเฌ i๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿšฒ right๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿšฒth ๐Ÿธ ereโœ‹โœ‹โœ‹ dat ๐Ÿธ boi โœ”๐Ÿธ โœ”if dat boi ๐Ÿธ ฦฝai so ๐Ÿ’ฏ i sai so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there ๐Ÿšฒ o *** (chorus: เฌ  sสฐแถฆแต—) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ โœ‹โœ‹O0ะžเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’โœ‹ โœ‹ โœ‹ โœ‹ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹ waddup
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We didn't start the fire (emoji pasta)

๐Ÿ‘ซWE ๐Ÿ˜กDIDNโ€™T๐ŸคชSTARTโŒTHE๐Ÿ˜พ FIRE ๐Ÿ”ฅ IT ๐ŸคจWAS ๐ŸคฌALWAYS๐ŸคฉBURNING๐Ÿฅต SINCE ๐Ÿ˜งTHEโœจWORLDS๐ŸŒ BEEN๐Ÿ˜ปTURNING
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Halloween Mercy

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜Guys๐Ÿ˜, Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ˜ฒshaking๐Ÿ˜ฒ. Iโ€™m fucking๐Ÿ˜ฒ shaking๐Ÿ˜ฒ. I never wanted to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘breed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œwith anyone more than I want to with ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ปHalloween ๐Ÿ‘ปโœ๏ธMercy.โœ๏ธ๐ŸŽƒ๏ธ That ๐Ÿ’ฏperfect,๐Ÿ’ฏ โณcurvy โณ๐Ÿ˜body.๐Ÿ˜ Those ๐Ÿ˜bountiful๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿˆbreasts๐Ÿˆ. The ๐Ÿ‘ชchild ๐Ÿ‘ชbearing๐Ÿ˜ hips๐Ÿ˜ of a ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’literal goddess๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ. It honestly fucking ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณhurts๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ knowing that Iโ€™ll neverโค๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹mate โค๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹with her, โฌ†passโฌ† my ๐Ÿ‘–genes๐Ÿ‘– through her, and have her ๐Ÿ‘‘birth๐Ÿ‘‘ a set of ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ’ฏperfect offspring.๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ช Iโ€™d do fucking๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ ANYTHING ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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ALERT INCOMING DANK MEME

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจWARNING๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจWARNING๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ŠTHIS IS A ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEMEโ—โ— ๐ŸธALERT. INCOMING ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEME๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ŒHEADING STRAIGHT ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€YOUR WAY. ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS๐Ÿšง๐Ÿšง NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEMEโ—โ— ๐Ÿธ ๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹ .BUCKLE UPโ™ฟโ™ฟโ™ฟ THEM SEATBELTS๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT๐Ÿ“ต๐Ÿ“ต AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฌ๐ŸšฌDANK FACTORY.
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