[Copypasta] May the Fourth Emoji Pasta

Hey๐Ÿ‘‹ there you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿคก STARโญโญ WHORES๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜œ! Know๐Ÿค” what day ๐ŸŒž it is๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”? You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ guessed ๐Ÿค” it๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†, its may ๐Ÿ—“ the girth๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ be with you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ day ๐Ÿ“†. These are definitely ๐Ÿ’ฏ the voidsโšซ๐ŸฉI'm looking๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๏ธ to fill ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคฐ. Stopโœ‹โœ‹ doing the hand๐Ÿ†โœŠโœŠ ๐Ÿ’ฆsolo and darth ๐Ÿ’€ maul๐Ÿ‘„ this p***y๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ฝ. Time ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ•ฃ to get ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”› princess๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ leia-d๐Ÿ’. Daddy ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿด ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ฆvader better ๐Ÿ‘ force ๐Ÿ– choke๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘ me. Don't ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿšซwant no ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃbaby๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ yoda๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿคฐ so into the garbage ๐Ÿ—‘ chute๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘, flyboy๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš€. Cant ๐Ÿšซ rule๐Ÿ‘‘ the galaxy๐Ÿ’ซ so I'll ๐Ÿ“ just settle ๐Ÿ‘ for Uranus๐Ÿช. Sendโฌ†๏ธ this to all ๐Ÿ’ฏ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ other STAR ๐ŸŒŸโœจ๐ŸŒ  โญโญ WHORES๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜œ!!!! If you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿค– get ๐Ÿ‰ 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ are a dirty๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜˜ wookie ๐Ÿถ. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰ get ๐Ÿ‰ 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ are granted ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ a seat๐Ÿ’บ on ๐Ÿ”› ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”›the seNUT๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰ get ๐Ÿ‰ 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ backโฌ…๏ธโฌ…๏ธ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ are a padaHUN๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ญ get ๐Ÿ‰ 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘คโค are a real ๐Ÿ˜ Jedi ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ‘Ž mastwhore๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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HEY ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ฉ there comrade ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ชcummy! the ๐Ÿ‘น supreme ๐Ÿ† cock๐Ÿ› has ๐Ÿ—ณvoted to strike ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธโŒ›๏ธdown the ๐ŸŒˆ sexy ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿปroe v. wade decision ๐Ÿ˜according ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿปto a opinion ๐Ÿ–Šwrittenโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ by daddy ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™ˆ sammy ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ aLITo. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’จ the opinion is a ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒ FULL THROATED ๐Ÿ“ฒโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅGIRTHY ๐Ÿ† contraDICKtion ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ of the 1973 ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘Ždecision that ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ guaranteed federal ๐Ÿ˜ค cocks-titutuinal ๐Ÿ˜ณ protection ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’„of abortion rights!!! โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซกeveryone who ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ woke remember ๐Ÿ™‹โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค” to fund ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿฅต planned parenthood and ๐ŸŒช๐Ÿ‘ผ donate to ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค‘abortion funds! get yo ๐Ÿ“ธuturuses ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘ turnt you ๐Ÿ’ƒwhore! ๐ŸŒญevery whore knows ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿผthat everyone ๐Ÿ”œshould have ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅaccess to safe ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒŽabortions โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜ if they choose ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘€ to have one. ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘นsend to ten ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™of your closest ๐Ÿšฑ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธWHORES to secure abortion ๐Ÿ“ซ๐Ÿคrights in ameriCUM ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธif you get five โœ‹ back abortion ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹rights will be codified ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿคคin law ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ‘ 
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