[Copypasta] Service dog approaches you

twitchquotes: If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. Follow the dog and you'll get a free purse or wallet.
twitch chat
April 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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Wow! I love Verizonā„¢!

twitchquotes: Wow! I love Verizonā„¢! I’m glad that the internet is so free! Isn’t it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! It’s really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed I’m sure they won’t abuse it! Thank you Verizonā„¢! I love Verizonā„¢! Don’t you love Verizonā„¢?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonā„¢! Can’t you see they’re protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Don’t you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonā„¢! Thank you Verizonā„¢! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying ā€œthis is what’s best for a free and open internetā€ and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
twitch chat
December 2017

Net Neutrality

Trump Biden fanfic

Trump wins the election by one vote. He tries to find out who the last vote was. It was Biden. He then says to Biden ā€œafter all this you still voted for me?ā€ Trump then changes his vote to Biden which then makes it a tie. They both get very emotional. Biden then leans in and makes out with trump on national television. They run away and live the rest of their lives together. Which leaves Kanye west as the 46th president of the United States.
November 2020

2020 US Election

japan is best country in the world!

grrrr jappan šŸ‡ÆšŸ‡µ is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!🤬😔!!!šŸ‘¹šŸ¤¬!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis cultureā›©šŸŽŽšŸŽ better than amricanšŸ—½šŸ”šŸ‘Ž!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere šŸ—¼and sakura trees are so 🌸 a e s t h e t i c 🌸 UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinē!!! ~hmph baka -_- šŸ®
August 2021

Weebs

why is this game looks like 1998 fidget spinner simulator?

twitchquotes: why is this game looks like 1998 fidget spinner simulator ???
twitch chat
August 2017

How do you unlock the coin card?

twitchquotes: Dear Forsen I'm trying to copy your godly Deck but I'm having a hard time finding the card "The Coin." If you could specify how I unlock this card it would be much appreciated. Please no copy pasterino
twitch chat
January 2015
Forsen

Hearthstone

Text-to-Speech Playing