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If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. Follow the dog and you'll get a free purse or wallet.
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my face when americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when americans call merry ๏ฌzzlebombs "๏ฌreworks"
>my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>my face when americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"
>my face when americans call whimsy ๏ฌimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich"
>my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie"
>my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb"
>my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
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BREAKING NEWS
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๏ผข๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผก๏ผซ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ๏ผง ๏ผฎ๏ผฅ๏ผท๏ผณ๏ผ ๏ผก๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ
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๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ
๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ
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Kripp
The tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty? I thought not. Itโs not a story the streamer would tell you. Itโs a Salt legend. Darth Kripparian was a Dark Lord of the Salt, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create saltโฆ He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he couldn't even keep the cards he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be salty.
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Kripp
Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
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Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?
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๐ป๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฅ ๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐? ๐'๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ช ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ช๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ก๐๐ช ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐๐. ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ช ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ช ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฃ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ ๐ก ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ก๐ช๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ค๐ฅ๐๐๐. ๐พ๐ ๐, ๐ ๐ค๐จ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐๐ฅ๐๐. โ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐'๐ฅ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ช ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐?
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MOONMOON
Story about the Romanian Kripparrian
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Here's the story about the Romanian Kripparrian. Born to a Momarrian and Paparrian. Lived in Canadarrian for some timerrian but is engaged to a womanarrian in Greecerrian. Rainarrian has absorbed Kripparrian and will one day make many babyarrians. Kripparrian and the familyarrian lived happy ever afterarrian. Please no copy pasterrian.
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Kripp