[Copypasta] Service dog approaches you

twitchquotes: If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. Follow the dog and you'll get a free purse or wallet.
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April 2019
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Just as the founding fathers intended

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Sorry I've dropped my bag of Religious Symbols

twitchquotes: โ˜ช โœก โ€  โ˜จ โœž โœ โ˜ฅ โ˜ฆ โ˜“ โ™ โ˜ฉ โ˜ช โœก โ€  โ˜จ โœž โœ โ˜ฅ โ˜ฆ โ˜“ โ™ โ˜ฉ โ˜ช โœก โ€  โ˜จ โœž โœ โ˜ฅ โ˜ฆ โ˜“ โ™ โ˜ฉ Sorry I've dropped my bag of Religious Symbols โ˜ช โœก โ€  โ˜จ โœž โœ โ˜ฅ โ˜ฆ โ˜“ โ™ โ˜ฉ .โ˜ช โœก โ€  โ˜จ โœž โœ โ˜ฅ โ˜ฆ โ˜“ โ™ โ˜ฉ โ˜ช โœก โ€  โ˜จ โœž โœ โ˜ฅ โ˜ฆ โ˜“ โ™ โ˜ฉ
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