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Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass
I currently have a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass.
I am male if it matters. I've always been into putting things in my ass I don't know why, I'm not gay or anything I just like how it feels. Well I got drunk last night and decided to play with my ass and I hadn't gone shopping so I was out of carrots and cucumbers so I looked around and I saw my Buzz Lightyear action figure and thought "why not?" I've put action figures up there before because they feel different and it's funny. I grabbed Buzz, lubed him up and put him up against my asshole and started sliding him in. "To infinity and beyond!" I moaned as Buzz entered me.
The only problem is that he has those wings that expand and so they popped open nearly splitting me in half and now he's stuck in there and I can't get him out. I know I need to go to the emergency room but honestly I'm scared and ashamed. I've managed to hide it from my wife so far but I think she's getting suspicious and can tell something is wrong. I'm going to try to sneak to the ER later and hopefully get it taken care of without her finding out.
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It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gamer house
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It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gaymer house. Zachary โSneakyโ Scuderi dishes up a steaming plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. William โMeteosโ Hartman looks up from his plate with a gleam in his eye. โI got the meat right here for you baby.โ Lubing up with Marinara Sauce, Meteos begins to pound his sausage into sneakyโs lightly buttered dinner roll. With a scream of delight Meat-eos releases his load calling an end to another successful team dinner.
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joe biden said he was the impostor
I ๐ met joe biden at ๐ธ๐ฆ 3 ๐๐ am ๐ he said ๐ฌ๐ he was the ๐๐ค impostor guys โ should ๐๐ซ i ๐ believe ๐ป him ๐จ๐ฉ im ๐ผ soo scared โ i dont ๐ก know ๐คโ what to ๐๐ถ do ๐ help ๐ me ๐ out. 
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This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!
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โ This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!โ โ โMy salt can't win against salt like thatโ โ "He needed PRECISELY those two Kappas to win" โ โHe top decked the only excuse that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect CTRL+V โ โThere was nothing I could pasteโ โ โI copypasta'd that perfectlyโ
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