[Copypasta] I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to

twitchquotes: I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to. Your life is fucking empty, which is why you're relishing this little bit of attention you're getting from someone. You spent an evening tweeting inane opinions and reactions into the void. Let me know when reality kicks in.
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May 2019
Found on Twitter: https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/1122723573221560320
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Please help me my son is very sick

twitchquotes: forsen1 forsen2 please help me my son is very sick forsenStein forsen3 forsen4
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November 2016
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Buff bunny (my gf telling the waitress my food is wrong)

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(\__/)⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(•ㅅ•)⠀⠀my gf telling the waitress ⠀＿ノ⠀ヽ⠀ノ⠀＼＿⠀⠀my food is wrong /⠀️⠀Y⠀⌒Ｙ⌒⠀Ｙ⠀️⠀️ヽ (⠀️⠀️⠀️(三ヽ人⠀⠀/⠀⠀⠀| |⠀️⠀️⠀️ﾉ⠀¯¯\⠀￣￣ヽノ ヽ＿＿＿⠀⠀＞､＿_／ ⠀⠀⠀｜⠀(⠀王⠀)〈⠀⠀ (\__/) ⠀⠀⠀/⠀⠀ﾐ`——彡⠀\ (•ㅅ•) me
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March 2021

Squidward Dab

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April 2021

I pay much $$ to spam

twitchquotes: Dear mod. If u ban me. u mad kripp. i pay $5. I pay much $$ to spam. Please respect my Footlong of $5. If i spam u say ok, and not ban me. I pay $5 u. can. not. ban. me. (no copy or pasterino)
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October 2014

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Polish cow

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