[Copypasta] I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to

twitchquotes: I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to. Your life is fucking empty, which is why you're relishing this little bit of attention you're getting from someone. You spent an evening tweeting inane opinions and reactions into the void. Let me know when reality kicks in.
twitch chat
May 2019
Found on Twitter: https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/1122723573221560320
What happened to this ad? :(
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Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single

Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
January 2021

Partake in the wonderment that is the McGriddle

twitchquotes: I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have yet to partake in the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? Why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-they didn't add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrap it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them...the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen.
twitch chat
April 2020

Ape

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ascii art
February 2015

Pedo bear: come into my house

twitchquotes: __ฬดฤฑฬดฬดฬกฬกฬก ฬกอŒlฬกฬกฬก ฬกอŒlฬก*ฬกฬก ฬดฬกฤฑฬดฬดฬก ฬกฬกอก|ฬฒฬฒฬฒอกอกอก ฬฒโ–ซฬฒอก ฬฒฬฒฬฒอกอกฯ€ฬฒฬฒอกอก ฬฒฬฒอกโ–ซฬฒฬฒอกอก ฬฒ|ฬกฬกฬก ฬก ฬดฬกฤฑฬดฬกฬก ฬกอŒlฬกฬกฬกฬก.__come into my house ส•โ€ขแดฅโ€ขส”
twitch chat
September 2014
Kripp

CLG is fantastic

twitchquotes: CLG is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, map awareness, laning, vision control, csing, poking, landing skillshots, objective control, early game, mid game, late game, ganking, and getting kills.
twitch chat
February 2020
LCS

League of Legends

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