[Copypasta] I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to

twitchquotes: I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to. Your life is fucking empty, which is why you're relishing this little bit of attention you're getting from someone. You spent an evening tweeting inane opinions and reactions into the void. Let me know when reality kicks in.
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May 2019
Found on Twitter: https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/1122723573221560320
What happened to this ad? :(
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Liberty Mutual Auto Insurance

twitchquotes: 🚶You owned a car 🚗🚗 for 4⏰📅 years⏰👍. You🚶 named it👱 Brad👱. You💑❤💗 loved💕Brad💕😙. And then you🚶⚠ totaled⚠🚧🚗🚙 him🚦. You two 💏💑had been through everything 👬together🎭. 👬2 boyfriends👬, 🔨🔧3 jobs🔫,❌ nothing ❌could replace👱 Brad🍆🍆. Then Liberty Mutual📞📞📞 calls, and you break into your 😊happy😊 💃dance💃💃🍆.
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October 2016

Day 1 on Kripp's stream the spam is strong

twitchquotes: ༼ ºل͟º ༽Day1 on kripps stream the spam is strong, ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉDay2 on kripps stream this feeling is wrong, ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨Day3 on kripps stream i've learnt to accept, (§ ͠° ل͜ °)§Day4 on kripps stream my virginity may you accept.
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NA SPAMMING CHAT FROM AIRPORT KEKW

twitchquotes: NA SPAMMING CHAT FROM AIRPORT KEKW NA SPAMMING CHAT FROM AIRPORT KEKW NA SPAMMING CHAT FROM AIRPORT KEKW NA SPAMMING CHAT FROM AIRPORT KEKW NA SPAMMING CHAT FROM AIRPORT KEKW NA SPAMMING CHAT FROM AIRPORT KEKW
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Kripp the Grinch

twitchquotes: Some call him the Grinch... but we call him Kripp he won't bring you gifts or candy for Christmas but will give you a carrot, some lettuce and some cabbage because he does not want you to have fun on Christmas... just Healthy. He will sneak into your house and give you those lovely vegan treats and then sneak off into the night to complain and moan about RNG......
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Bow Gnar

A Bow Gnar is a physiological phenomenon in which the Gnar at full Mana becomes firm with extra Armor, engorged with HP, and enlarged. Bow Gnar is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular, and endocrine factors, and is often associated with shapeshifter's bestialities, although Bow Gnar can also be spontaneous. The shape, angle, and direction of a Bow Gnar varies considerably between players.
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