twitchquotes:
thank you for slow mode. im an old man and chat scrolling so fast makes it hard to keep up. thank you again from a 56 year old veteran.
twitch chat
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Romanian Salt Baron
twitchquotes:
POLICE REPORT - Canadian Mounties have at last apprehended the "Romanian Salt Baron" after suspiciously salty whining was heard outside of a dingy apartment in Toronto. The Salt Baron, a morose, balding gypsy man, was at the time playing a children's card game when Mounties burst through the door. The man attempted to resist by "brofisting" the officials, but his scrawny vegan arms had no effect. The man's wife then assumed her true Succubus form and escaped into the Nether. More at 11.
twitch chat
Kripp
Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD
twitchquotes:
Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about adjusting your Windows Clock to get ahead on opening Packs. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp
twitch chat
Kripp
Octavian, this is Brian Weiss with Grinding Gear Games
twitchquotes:
Octavian, this is Brian Weiss with Grinding Gear Games. We understand there was an issue with our last financial restructuring that inadvertently canceled the auto-pay into your account. We've gone ahead and rectified the issue, as well as forwarding an additional 10% as an apology. We look forward to your updated commentary regarding our latest content expansion for Path of Exile.
twitch chat
Kripp
sellout
Crewmate Amogus Ghost
β β β β β£ β‘΄β β β β β β’Άβ£β β β β β β β β β β β β
β β β’β‘Ύβ β β β β β β β β β’·β‘β β β β β β β β β β
β β β£Όβ‘·β Άβ β β β Άβ’Άβ£β β β β’»β‘β β β β β β β β β
β’ β‘β β β β β β β β β’»β‘β β β ⣧β β β β β β β β β
β’Έβ‘
β β β β β β β β β£Όβ β β β β£Ώβ β β’»β‘β β β β β
β β’Ήβ‘·β Άβ£€β£€β£€β£€β£€β‘Ύβ β β β β β’»β β β ⣧β β β β β
β β’Έβ‘β β β β β β β β β β β β β’Έβ‘β β β£Ώβ β β β β
β β’Έβ‘β β β β β β β β β β β β β’Έβ‘β β β£Ώβ β β β β
β β’Έβ‘β β β β β β β β β β β β β’Έβ‘β β β£Ώβ β β β β
β β Έβ‘β β β β β β β β β β β β β β’·β£€β‘΄β β β β β β’
β β β£Ώβ β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β Άβ’€β£€β£€β Άβ’Ύβ‘Ώ
β β β Έβ£β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β’β£ β‘Ύβ β
β β β β β β Άβ Άβ Άβ£€β£β β β β β’ β‘Άβ β β β β β β β β
β β β β β β β β β β β ³β Άβ ΄β Άβ β β β β β β β β β β
Among Us / Amogus
Squid
ββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββ(β)ββ(β)ββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββ
ββββββββββββββββββ