[Copypasta] thank you for slow mode

twitchquotes: thank you for slow mode. im an old man and chat scrolling so fast makes it hard to keep up. thank you again from a 56 year old veteran.
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May 2019
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Nazi doge

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November 2014

Donald Trump answers what is 2+2?

Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2? "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, "What's 2+2"? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. Its terrible. Its just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, "10101000101", on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me. OK? Alright. Thank you."
October 2016

Donald Trump

Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder

twitchquotes: Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder, because tha tis one less punch that could have been directed at my nutsack. I pray at night for Tifa to break into my house and mercilessly beat the everloving fuck out of my balls. I will pray extra hard tonight.
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April 2020

There is no such thing as freedom of speech on Twitch

twitchquotes: There is no such thing as freedom of speech on Twitch. Freedom of speech means the Government can't police your speech. None of us are government actors. This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship with the head of said dictatorship being the streamer and the enforcement of the dictators laws falling to the mods
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July 2022

Kripp. It's Morpheus from future talking to you

twitchquotes: Hello ฤธrฮนpp, ฮนั‚โ€™ั• ะผorpะฝeฯ…ั• า“roะผ า“ฯ…ั‚ฯ…re ั‚alฤธฮนng ั‚o yoฯ…. ฮน ะฝave 2 cะฝoฮนceั• า“or yoฯ…, ะฒlฯ…e pฮนll or red pฮนll. ะฒlฯ…e pฮนll ะฒrฮนngั• yoฯ… lฮนา“e, woะผen, cะฝฮนleั‚ั‚e, dog, caั‚, cะฝฮนld, caั•ฯ…alฮนั‚y and no vฮนewerั•. red pฮนll ะฒrฮนngั• yoฯ… nolฮนา“e, oj, no dฮนั•ั‚racั‚ฮนonั• า“roะผ oฯ…ั‚ั•ฮนde world, pro ั•ั‚aั‚ฯ…ั• and vฮนewerั•. cะฝooั•e wฮนั•ely ะผฮนั•ั‚er ฤธrฮนpperั•on.
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