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π· Oh, but of course!
π· Oh, but of course!
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Elon Musk could've given $5 billion to everyone in the world
Musk poured $44 billion into Twitter. The global population is 8 billion people. He could have given $5 billion to each individual and still had money left over. Most people's lives would be changed if they received a $5 billion check. But he squandered it all on Twitter.
I have a really small keyboard
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Κ°α΅Λ‘α΅ α΅α΅ αΆΚ°α΅α΅ α΄΅ Κ°α΅α΅α΅ α΅ Κ³α΅α΅Λ‘Λ‘ΚΈ Λ’α΅α΅Λ‘Λ‘ α΅α΅ΚΈα΅α΅α΅Κ³α΅ α΅βΏα΅ α΄΅'α΅ Λ’α΅α΅αΆα΅ α΅ΚΈα΅αΆ¦βΏα΅ Λ‘αΆ¦α΅α΅ α΅Κ°αΆ¦Λ’
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My dad works at twitch dude
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My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always have Phil be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.
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Morons will copy anything if it's long enough
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Morons in this chat will copy anything you say if it's long enough. They won't even read the entire message. They just see a paragraph of text and instinctually copy it and paste it as if they wrote it themselves. It's actually sad how brain dead you people can be, copying and pasting things that have no meaning only because it caught your attention. 
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