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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked...
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out
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This is so small to read even for you bro
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α΅Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ αΆ¦Λ’ Λ’α΅ Λ’α΅α΅αΆ«αΆ« α΅α΅ Κ³α΅α΅α΅ α΅α΅α΅αΆ° αΆ α΅Κ³ ΚΈα΅α΅ α΅Κ³α΅β
α΄°α΅αΆ°α΅ α΅Κ³ΚΈ α΅α΅ αΆα΅αΆ°α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅α΅ Κ³α΅α΅α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ α΅Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ α΅α΅αΆα΅α΅Λ’α΅ ΚΈα΅α΅Κ³ α΅ΚΈα΅Λ’ Κ·αΆ¦αΆ«αΆ« Λ’α΅α΅Κ³α΅ α΅α΅ Κ°α΅Κ³α΅ Λ’α΅α΅αΆ° αΆ¦αΆ ΚΈα΅α΅ α΅α΅αΆ°α΅ Λ’α΅α΅α΅β
α΅Κ°ΚΈ α΅α΅αΆ°α΅ ΚΈα΅α΅ Λ’α΅α΅α΅οΉβ
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Λ’α΅α΅α΅ Κ³α΅α΅α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ α΅αΆ«Κ³α΅α΅α΅ΚΈοΉ α΄΅ Λ’α΅α΅ α΅Κ°α΅α΅ ΚΈα΅α΅ α΅α΅αΆ°α΅ Κ·α΅αΆ°αΆ°α΅ α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅ α΅α΅ Κ³α΅α΅α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅οΉβ
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Κ·α΅αΆ«αΆ« α΅α΅, ΚΈα΅α΅ Κ·α΅αΆ° α΅Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅, α΅α΅α΅ ΚΈα΅α΅ Λ’Κ°α΅α΅αΆ«α΅ αΆα΅α΅ΚΈα΅α΅Λ’α΅α΅ α΅Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ α΅αΆ°α΅ α΅Κ°α΅αΆ°α΅ α΅α΅ αΆ α΅Κ³ Κ·α΅Λ’α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ ΚΈα΅α΅Κ³ α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅ α΅αΆ°α΅ Λ’α΅Κ³α΅Λ’Λ’αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ ΚΈα΅α΅Κ³ α΅ΚΈα΅Λ’ α΅Κ°α΅
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Kripp
This is a routine PokiW check
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Hello sir. Do you know why I've stopped you? You haven't done anything wrong. This is just a routine PokiW check, sir. May I see your Twitch sub badges and username, please? Thank you. Now let's see that PokiW, hmm? Go ahead, type it in chat. No funny business. Dot the I and capitalize the W. I better not see an emote, son. Or you're off to jail.
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Pokimane
Luigi's donger
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In 2018 Nintendo released official marketing art that featured Luigi in Mario Tennis, fans were able to figure out the length of Luigiβs penis by measuring the tennis racket compared to luigiβs bulge in the image. Since Tennis rackets are 28 inches long in real life, by measuring the pixels we were able to mathematically deduce that Luigiβs penis is 3.7 inches flacid.
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