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Guys this is not a C9
twitchquotes:Guys this is not a C9. They purposefully left the point knowing they wouldn't be able to win the fight. They simply left it to save their strength for the next round, as expected from a top tier team
Guys this is not a C9. They purposefully left the point knowing they wouldn't be able to win the fight. They simply left it to save their strength for the next round, as expected from a top tier team
HELLO 911 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM
twitchquotes: HELLO 911 π JAKE IS IN MY ROOM π HE HAS A PULSE BOMB π WHATS THAT? π ILL BE OKAY? π
4Head HELLO 911 π 4Head JAKE IS IN MY ROOM π 4Head HE HAS A PULSE BOMB π 4Head WHATS THAT? π 4Head ILL BE OKAY? π 4Head
Bumper Ameng burger
twitchquotes:Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengβs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperβs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengβs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengβs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperβs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengβs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
I officially hate Twitch
twitchquotes:I officially hate Twitch. I worked so hard all day to make a copy pasta that would take the OWL by storm. But no one is considerate enough to copy it with me. Maybe I should just spam J K E like the rest of you sheep
I officially hate Twitch. I worked so hard all day to make a copy pasta that would take the OWL by storm. But no one is considerate enough to copy it with me. Maybe I should just spam J LUL K E like the rest of you sheep
SPAM THESE BOATS IF YOU'RE SICK OF GOATS
twitchquotes:SPAM β΅ THESE β΅ BOATS β΅ IF β΅ YOUβRE β΅ SICK β΅ OF β΅ GOATS β΅