[Copypasta] I have not been gifted a single sub

voting booth inspection is not required

twitchquotes: So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

twitch chat

November 2020

2020 US Election

Ben Shapiro sings Rick Roll

Lets say, hypothetically, that we were not strangers to love, and lets say, you knew the rules and so did i. And if you thought of a full commitment, you wouldnt get this from any other guy, right? Then hypothetically speaking, i just want to tell you how im feeling. Now lets say i gotta make you understand. Now that we've established that im never gonna give you up or let you down. Am i not correct? You would never run around, and desert you. And i, as a balcony, think that i wouldnt make you cry, so i must be the one to never tell a lie, and hurt you This would mean that, we've known eachother for so long, and logically, your hearts been aching but, youre too shy to say it. which would proceed with both of us knowing whats been going on. Which didnt make sense, we know the game, in a way that we're gonna play it. Yet, if you ask me how im feeling, seeing as you shouldnt say that youre too blind to see

December 2020

Ben Shapiro

Pleb

twitchquotes: “Pleb” is a shorthand for the English noun “plebeian,” an outdated term which originally referred to a commoner belonging to a lower socioeconomic class in ancient Rome. Online, the term has been often used as a pejorative label for someone who is considered unsophisticated or uncultured, or a person that can be compared as poor to the speaker.

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May 2015

Trump

AYAYA pyramid

twitchquotes: ______ AYAYA

only real Ayaa can build the perfect pyramid AYAYA

. Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me !! AYAYA

And my pyramid still higher!!!! AYAYA

yes I am very good look!! AYAYA

one more u say ? AYAYA

for fun ok !!

twitch chat

May 2019

Weebs

Space Invaders

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September 2021

[Copypasta] I have not been gifted a single sub

voting booth inspection is not required

2020 US Election

Ben Shapiro sings Rick Roll

Ben Shapiro

Pleb

AYAYA pyramid

Weebs

Space Invaders

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