[Copypasta] it's okay take monday off

twitchquotes: It's ok [insert streamer name], take off monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september, october, november, december. 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2023, 21st century, 22nd century, 23rd century off. you work too hard. :)
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September 2020
I used to be a real ad
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Megaman

β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–ˆβ–€β–€β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„β–ˆβ–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–€β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–€β–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–‘β–€β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–€β–‘β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–‘β–€β–€β–€β–€β–„β–€β–€β–ˆβ–„β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–„β–‘β–‘β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–„β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–‘ β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘ β–‘β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–„β–‘β–€β–€β–ˆβ–€β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–„β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–€β–‘β–€β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„β–‘ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
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November 2014

Frog of Ice

twitchquotes: οΌ‘ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ｆｒｏｍ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ƒο½Œο½ο½•ο½„ο½“ ｏｆ ｃｙｂｅｒ ο½“ο½ο½ο½ƒο½…οΌŒ ａ ο½ƒο½ˆο½‰ο½Œο½Œ ο½—ο½‰ο½Žο½„ ο½‚ο½Œο½…ο½— ο½•ο½ο½ο½Ž ａ ｍｅｒｅ Ｐａｓｔｅｒ ο½ο½Œο½…ο½‚οΌŒ ｉｔ ｗａｓ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｆｒｏｇ ｏｆ ο½‰ο½ƒο½…οΌŒ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ˆο½… ο½•ο½Žο½–ο½…ο½‰ο½Œο½…ο½„ ο½•ο½ο½ο½Ž ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½Œο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ο½Žο½“οΌŽ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½Œο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ο½Žο½“ ο½†ο½ο½’ο½…ο½”ο½ο½Œο½„ ｏｆ ａ ο½Žο½…ο½— ο½ο½ο½”ο½ƒο½ˆοΌŒ ａ ο½“ο½ο½–ο½‰ο½ο½’οΌŽ ａ ο½ο½…ο½“ο½“ο½‰ο½ο½ˆοΌŒ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｒｉｓｅ ｏｆ ａ ο½Žο½…ο½— ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½„ο½ο½—ο½Žο½†ο½ο½Œο½Œ ｏｆ ο½ο½”ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½“οΌŽ οΌ΄ο½ˆο½… ｍｅｒｅ ο½ο½Œο½…ο½‚οΌ‡ο½“ ｆｅｅｔ ο½Žο½…ο½ο½’ο½Œο½™ ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½ο½ο½“ο½…ο½„ ο½•ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ａｓ ο½ˆο½… ｗａｓ ο½”ο½ˆο½•ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ο½“ο½”ο½’ο½•ο½ƒο½‹ ｂｙ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‹ο½Žο½ο½—ο½Œο½…ο½„ο½‡ο½… ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½ο½Ž ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½—ο½ˆο½ο½” ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½’ ο½‚ο½’ο½…ο½ο½”ο½ˆ ｗａｓ ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½Ž ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ｔｏ ｓｐｒｅａｄ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｇｏｏｄ ο½Žο½…ο½—ο½“οΌŽ
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April 2015
SingSing

69 nice

twitchquotes: Oh you think you’re funny eh? Yeah you’re so funny commenting nice on a number that represents reproduction. Yeah so funny. Wouldn’t it be nice if somebody came at your doorstep at 4:20 am with a bat that has 69 written on it? Yeah that will be as funny as your joke.
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October 2020

Please do not type in chat unless you are high ELO

twitchquotes: Please do not type in chat unless you are high ELO (silver 2 and above) FailFish Let's have a high quality chat please
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May 2017

League of Legends

Shots 1-5 clearly missed

Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
March 2021

CSGO

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