[Copypasta] it's okay take monday off

How come we can't ever invade a cool country (Generation Kill)

Look at this shit, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come countries like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and fuck em up like this, cause a nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.

March 2021

Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp. Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike? My friend is a developer at Blizzard and he invented Flamestrike. He has been getting spam letters in the mail threatening to "brofist" him. These spammers claim to be "insane" and "crazy" and "have exactly what they need to beat him." I am worried for him, please help. Thanks man.

twitch chat

August 2015

Kripp

Hearthstone

Gonna go against the grain here and say YTA

Gonna go against the grain here and say YTA. Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you? I simply can’t fucking believe that you would make such an idiotic decision. You’re a disgusting little crawly lobotomite and you deserve to perish in a dark deep abyss where you belong. I’ve gone ahead and removed one reddit upvote from your account by “downvoting” this comment. I hope you rethink your actions in the future. Fuck you.

August 2021

Am I The Asshole?

ResidentSleeper pyramid

twitchquotes: only real ResidentSleeper

er can build this perfect pyramid ResidentSleeper

. Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me !! ResidentSleeper

And my pyramid still higher!!!!!! ResidentSleeper

twitch chat

March 2019

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March 2015

[Copypasta] it's okay take monday off

How come we can't ever invade a cool country (Generation Kill)

Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike?

Hearthstone

Gonna go against the grain here and say YTA

Am I The Asshole?

ResidentSleeper pyramid

Surprised face

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