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im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend, yesterday i always commented how nice poki looked instead of making weird sexual comments like the weridos there
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Here you go again you simp
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Here you go again you simp. pokiYikes If youre so butthurt about poki being the cooler, swagger and more beautiful streamer then why dont you just stop and think about what she means to me. I give her my paycheck. I almost had to take a mortgage out just to buy food but you know what? It doesnt matter. Pokimane reads when I sub each month and she gives me a smile so its worth. Sorry for rambling I just cant deal with you pathetic simps ā
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You call yourself rich?
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You call yourself rich? Bro, I'm a Tier 3 subscriber to all the famous Twitch streamers, I don't use Notepad, I use Photoshop. I have all of the Adobe products and I wear Louis Vuitton on a daily basis. I donate $5000 to Pokimane every stream, talk to me again when you're rich.
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Things are looking up for me (and down for you)
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I donāt need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, Iāll be in STPeachās chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And Iāve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said Iām a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.
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I am not a simp.
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And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. Iāve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simpedā never simped for a girl. Iāve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not Iām a simp. Well, Iām not a simp. Iāve never simped for any girl Iāve got. I am not a simp.
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You arenāt like the other girls. You're built different
I have seen numerous people use this filter and I can confidently say that your rendition of the use of this filter is by far the best Iāve ever seen. Youāre absolutely hilarious, very quirky, whacky, and unique. And you know you are all of those things. I just love how raw, unscripted, and genuine your reactions are whilst using this filter. No other person has ever posted something like this. Itās so refreshing to see someone as different yet original as you. As clichĆ© as it may sound, you arenāt like the other girls. You were built different. And I applause you for that.