[Copypasta] That hunk of a man is an E-sports athlete?

twitchquotes: That hunk of a man, [insert Cyber sportsman here], is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. Kreygasm He could be a Calvin Klein model. Kreygasm Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. Kreygasm That is by far the hottest Cyber sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. Kreygasm
twitch chat
October 2020
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I'm an elite smash pro

twitchquotes: Excuse me??? I'll have you know that I'm an elite smash pro in the smash ultimate leaderboards kid. I'm not gonna take any sort of disrespect from you, I've carved a name for myself in smash history bud. You're a nobody, Sakurai personally looks at all my matches to balance the game and I could get you shitty main nerfed to the floor if I fucking wanted to so watch your back you nobody.
twitch chat
March 2019

Super Smash Bros

Patrick Star - I am back

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ascii art
August 2015
Kripp

CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER

twitchquotes: You idly watching the stream, mindlessly wasting yet another evening. You notice 4+ length message in the chat. Grabbing the mouse, hovering over, scrolling up. Reading the message and realizing the pasta has no meaning at all. CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER. You are retarded.
twitch chat
July 2020

Classic

A middle-aged man complaining about an online card game

twitchquotes: ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ α΄€ ᴍΙͺα΄…α΄…ΚŸα΄‡-ᴀɒᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɴ α΄„α΄α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄€ΙͺΙ΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄€Κ™α΄α΄œα΄› α΄„ΚœΙͺΚŸα΄…Κ€α΄‡Ι΄ ʙᴇᴀᴛΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ʏᴏᴜ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄€Ι΄ ᴏɴʟΙͺɴᴇ α΄„α΄€Κ€α΄… ɒᴀᴍᴇ. α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄˜α΄‡α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄‡ α΄˜α΄€Κ ʏᴏᴜ $4.99 ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ sᴏ. ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sΚœα΄α΄œΚŸα΄… ᴄᴏɴsΙͺᴅᴇʀ α΄˜α΄œα΄›α΄›ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄›ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’s ΙͺΙ΄ α΄˜α΄‡Κ€sα΄˜α΄‡α΄„α΄›Ιͺᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ Κ™ΙͺΙ’ ʙᴀʙʏ.
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp

Roses are red, I'm flexing today

twitchquotes: πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ roses are red πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ violets are blue πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ i'm flexing today πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ why aren't you?? πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚
twitch chat
September 2017
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