[Copypasta] That hunk of a man is an E-sports athlete?

twitchquotes: That hunk of a man, [insert Cyber sportsman here], is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. Kreygasm He could be a Calvin Klein model. Kreygasm Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. Kreygasm That is by far the hottest Cyber sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. Kreygasm
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October 2020
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Leifman talk the mumble automatically go to awkward

twitchquotes: οΌ·ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ο½Œο½…ο½‰ο½†ο½ο½ο½Ž ο½”ο½ο½Œο½‹ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ο½•ο½ο½‚ο½Œο½… ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ ｇｏ ｔｏ ο½ο½—ο½‹ο½—ο½ο½’ο½„οΌŽ οΌ¬ο½…ο½‰ο½†ο½ο½ο½Ž ｇｅｔ ｒｅｋｔ ｂｙ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｋｒｉｐｐ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ ａｔ ο½ο½Žο½… ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ƒο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ο½…οΌŽ ａｌｌ ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½•ο½Žο½ο½ο½„ ο½Œο½…ο½‰ο½†ο½ο½ο½Ž
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March 2014
Kripp

Popsicle burglaries

twitchquotes: Local police are baffled by a string of strange popsicle burglaries that have taken place over the past few days. The thief appears to be ignoring cash, jewelry, and other valuables, only taking sugary treats from the residents' freezers. Police have yet to apprehend the burglar, but have several reports of a suspicious lanky figure with poor hygiene seen near the crime scenes muttering about "value." Any further information on the popsicle bandit should be reported immediately.
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August 2016
Kripp

Life is good

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Stay positiveγƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Kripp is excellent (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Chat is excellent γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Kitty is soft (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ Life is good (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ_)
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December 2014
Kripp

Leifman is abusing his authority as mod again

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, it has come to my attention that one of your mods "Leifman" has been abusing his authority as mod and banning people for no good reason. I would appreciate if you took some time out of your schedule to take action and remove his mod status. Thank you!
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September 2014
Kripp

Tit flanders

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