Holy shit! You identify as an attack helicopter? Iโve never heard that joke before, but itโs so genius! You sir, or madame, or helicopter, are the absolute most hilarious and original person I have ever seen in my entire life. Move over, Jerry Seinfeld. Get lost, Brian Regan. Out of the way, Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation #53. Thereโs a new funniest man in town. Holy shit, I just canโt get over this joke. Iโm giggling and guffawing harder than ever before. You should win an Oscar and an Emmy and a Grammy and a Nickelodeon Kidโs Choice Award. Attack helicopter gender! Wow! So funny! Take that, liberals! Haha. Every night since I was born I have looked up to the plastic glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling and wondered, โI hope one day I can be as funny as the attack helicopter gender guy.โ I will tell my children, and my childrenโs children, all about the absolute hilarity that went down just now. You just broke the Guinness World Record for funniest and most original jokester on the planet. Iโm fucking simultaneously shitting and cumming because this joke is just so funny. Holy shit. That was an amazing joke, my guy. Iโm gonna make a subreddit dedicated entirely to this one joke. Itโs gonna get thousands of members! History books will forever remember the time you said, โI identify as an attack helicopter.โ Itโll go right there in the important quote book, right between Patrick Henry and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. I just canโt believe I was here to witness such grandeur. I was here! I think Iโm going to make a whole religion based on worshipping you, my glorious and hilarious attack helicopter God. This is just so funny I canโt believe it! Hahahahahahahahahaha! I think Iโm going to go to the hospital and fucking die from laughing to hard, but thatโs okay! This is even funnier than that guy who said he identified as a toaster! Can you believe it? I never thought that very different joke could be topped, but here we are! Did I mention how funny and original that joke was? Ah, well done, sir, or madame, or helicopter. This is an experience I wonโt forget any time soon. Ha. Haha. Ha. Lol. Lmao. Haha. Jajaja. Lmfao. Rofl, rotfl, ha.
He could be a Calvin Klein model. 
