[Copypasta] That hunk of a man is an E-sports athlete?

twitchquotes: That hunk of a man, [insert Cyber sportsman here], is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. Kreygasm He could be a Calvin Klein model. Kreygasm Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. Kreygasm That is by far the hottest Cyber sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. Kreygasm
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October 2020
What happened to this ad? :(
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โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ๏ผˆ๏ธถ_๏ธถ๏ผ‰โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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July 2019

I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said

Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since Iโ€™ve been little, Iโ€™ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. โ€œOn the searchโ€ as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilotโ€™s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, Iโ€™m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
April 2021

Iโ€™m a Zoe HATER

twitchquotes: Iโ€™m hoping Zoe DIES xD Iโ€™m a Zoe HATER because sheโ€™s so cute and EVIL! People get so trolled by her bubble and her voice lines are SATANIC, like the one about cake! Sheโ€™s super DEGENERATE but also smarter than she looks, just like SATAN as a kid XD
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April 2020

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November 2014

DL aka โ€œDropped Liabilityโ€ is an ex-ADC player for TL

twitchquotes: DL aka โ€œDropped Liabilityโ€ is an ex-ADC player for TL that is often ridiculed for his inability to use the summoner spell Flash. He is specifically known for his โ€œEveryone is trashโ€ mindset, which he only recently realized applied mostly to himself.
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March 2020
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