[Copypasta] That hunk of a man is an E-sports athlete?

Stop the Rick and Morty copypastas

twitchquotes: Just shut the fuck up. This copypasta was never even funny to begin with. I've never even seen the show, and it was obviously a joke. What kind of idiot do you have to be to think that was ever said seriously? But it makes fun of something which is popular, and therefore popular to shit on among the contrarians on Reddit. Come on, really. I actually do have to wonder about the IQs of people who like that pretentious copypasta. You know, I sometimes can't help but superiorly smirk as I imagine their dumb faces struggling to understand words on a mere internet webpage. In fact, I sometimes find myself in paroxysms of ironic Schadenfreude as I envision the visages of the aforementioned Slow-in-the-minds waging war with the Cultural Artifact they proclaim to be analyzing, only to fall, slack-jawed, back into their insensate stupor, the proverbial Undiscovered Country, "from whose bourn no traveler returns" .

twitch chat

September 2017

Rick and Morty

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April 2021

EU WHY SO QUIET?

twitchquotes: LUL

EU WHY SO QUIET? LUL

EU WHY SO QUIET? LUL

EU WHY SO QUIET? LUL

EU WHY SO QUIET? LUL

EU WHY SO QUIET? LUL

EU WHY SO QUIET? LUL

twitch chat

November 2018

EU vs NA

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

April 2022

Clean All The Things

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September 2021

[Copypasta] That hunk of a man is an E-sports athlete?

Stop the Rick and Morty copypastas

Rick and Morty

Trollge / TrollDespair emote

EU WHY SO QUIET?

EU vs NA

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

Clean All The Things

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