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my mom always asks me who I am skyping with, cause I answer all of qt's questions he is asking himself, am I weird?
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Ingrid Newkirk, leader of the largest animal rights group
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Ingrid Newkirk here,leader of the largest animal rights group,PETA.How DARE you soil that innocent dog's ears with the word "weiner" and "Dolly"?That's like excessively cursing at a newborn.The cops should be there soon.Bye.
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Doot diddity donger cuckerino
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This is agent Kappachino from the Kappa agency
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Hi this is agent Kappachino from the 
agency. I would like to inform you that we have detected the KPM (Kappa Per Minute) to be far below the minimum level of 100 KPM. Please fix this by typing or agents will be dispatched to donger this stream
agency. I would like to inform you that we have detected the KPM (Kappa Per Minute) to be far below the minimum level of 100 KPM. Please fix this by typing or agents will be dispatched to donger this stream
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I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps
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Trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โcleverโ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldnโt, you didnโt, and now youโre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will *** fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youโre *** dead, kiddo.
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200 word essay due
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200 word essay due tomorrow and I'm here watching qtpie 
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