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my mom always asks me who I am skyping with, cause I answer all of qt's questions he is asking himself, am I weird?
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Feed in every game
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As Michael "imaqtpie" Santana sat shivering on the cold pavement, Lisha, who happened to be passing by, decided to share a loaf of bread with him. He wanted to share her kindness, and so he decided to feed in every game henceforth.
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Hello Mr. Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana, I am here to "view" your channel as was previously discussed.
Hello Mr. Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana, I am here to "view" your channel as was previously discussed.
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HELP MY DONGER IS ON FIRE
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Fiddle this, Fiddle that...
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Fiddle this, Fiddle that... For fucks sake chat you do this every time a new champion comes out. Everybody says they are too weak and need buffs. Michael is the ONLY one who goes against the grain to show you that indeed the 27% winrate is a myth and will demonstrate that perfectly clearly how it should be closer to 10%...
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