[Copypasta] Unless someone will DM me some feet pics

twitchquotes: Dear strimmer, I was thinking a lot lately about my life and my recent activity on twitch. thing is only thing that keep me in life at the moment are cute young female skimpy dressed streamers. Just wanted to tell that this is one of my last days on this already overpopulated planet. Unless someone will DM me some feet pics, those could keep me alive for a while Kappa
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November 2020
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Grand Dragon Jebodiah Pasterino

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, this is the Grand Dragon of the KKK, Jebodiah Pasterino. I see you're wearing one of our signature white hoods. We at the KKK do not associate with casuals such as yourself. Please remove the hood or we will take legal action.
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Kripp

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Fairy tale of Reynard and Lea

twitchquotes: Let me tell you the fairy tale of Reynard and Lea. Once there was a magical salt-shaker named Reynard. He lived in a magical kitchen where the princess Lea would make sandwiches. One day Lea shook Reynard too hard and he broke, spilling salt everywhere. BibleThump
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November 2014
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Daddyโ€™s little tidepod

i'm daddies wittle tide pod hehe (๊ˆ๊’ณ๊ˆ)i'm all squishy and wet for daddy! (๏พ‰ยดใƒฎยด)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Raintm scent!!!! (ใ€‚ใƒปฯ‰ใƒปใ€‚)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten...(ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`)waaah!!! dont eat all of me daddy(ใ€€๏ผ›โˆ€๏ผ›) hehehe my soap-pussy is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4... no more daddy i'll break~(โ—///โ–ฝ///โ—) hehe i'm daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=
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Kripp's sonnerino

twitchquotes: Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, ษชแด›'s สแดแดœส€ sแดษดษดแด‡ส€ษชษดแด า“ส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ า“แดœแด›แดœส€แด‡, แด„แดษดแด„แด‡ษชแด แด‡แด… ษชษด Gส€แด‡แด‡แด„แด‡ แด›สœแด‡ ษดษชษขสœแด› สแดแดœ แด€ษดแด… Tส€แดœแดแด˜'s แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s แด›แดแดœแด„สœแด‡แด…. Yแดแดœ สœแด€แด แด‡ แด„แดษดแด›ส€แด€แด„แด›แด‡แด… แด€ สœษชษขสœสŸส สŸแด‡ษขแด€สŸ า“แดส€แด แดา“ แด€ษชแด…s แด›สœแด€แด› sแดแดษด ษชษดา“แด‡แด„แด› แด‡แด€ส€แด›สœแด‡ส€ษชษดแด. Tสœแด‡ แดษดสŸส แด„แดœส€แด‡ ษชs แด€ แด˜สœแด‡ส€แดแดแดษดแด‡ sแด‡แด„ส€แด‡แด›แด‡แด… า“ส€แดแด แดษดสŸส สแดแดœส€ แด‹ษดแด‡แด‡. Pแด€แด˜แด€, สแดแดœ แดแดœsแด› สŸษชแด„แด‹ สแดแดœส€ แด‹ษดแด‡แด‡! PสŸs ษดแด า“แด‡แด›แด›แดœแด„แด„ษชษดแด แด€สŸา“แด€ ส€แดแดแด‡แด
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March 2014
Kripp
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