[Copypasta] Unless someone will DM me some feet pics

twitchquotes: Dear strimmer, I was thinking a lot lately about my life and my recent activity on twitch. thing is only thing that keep me in life at the moment are cute young female skimpy dressed streamers. Just wanted to tell that this is one of my last days on this already overpopulated planet. Unless someone will DM me some feet pics, those could keep me alive for a while Kappa
twitch chat
November 2020
I used to be a real ad
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Hi Kripp, it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp it's Jarl Balgruuf the Greater. I heard you are trying to play other games when we need you here at Skyrim to clean up the dragons. Quit what you are doing right now and come join me as the new Whiterun Thane. My axe is ready as your reward.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Hafu is jealous of Rania

twitchquotes: ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝŠ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€โ€˜โ€˜๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ†๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝ’โ€™โ€™ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆ๏ฝ”๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‹ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ผจ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ•ใ€€โ™กโ™กโ™กใ€€๏ผฐ๏ฝŒ๏ฝš ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Poop

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„TSMโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
ascii art
June 2016
Riot Games

Classic

League of Legends

I'm an elite smash pro

twitchquotes: Excuse me??? I'll have you know that I'm an elite smash pro in the smash ultimate leaderboards kid. I'm not gonna take any sort of disrespect from you, I've carved a name for myself in smash history bud. You're a nobody, Sakurai personally looks at all my matches to balance the game and I could get you shitty main nerfed to the floor if I fucking wanted to so watch your back you nobody.
twitch chat
March 2019

Super Smash Bros

Welcome to the $5 strip club

twitchquotes: So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Kripp with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Kripp smiles and pours himself a glass of OJ. Kripp said "Welcome to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what .happened then but i guess he gave her a brofist.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
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