[Copypasta] Kripp uploads a video that breaks P*****b's terms of use

twitchquotes: Greetings,Kripp. This is the current admin of P*****b™. I regret to inform you that your recent upload (involving your cat) has been taken down due to numerous terms of use violations (4), (6), (10), (15), (23), (38), and (80). Out of legal obligation we have also contacted PETA on counts (1) and (5) of suspected animal cruelty. Have a nice day.
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Bender demends a voltron deck

twitchquotes: ¦̵ ̵ ̵ ̵ ̵(̢ ̡└̅┘͇ (▤8כ−◦ BENDER demands a VOLTRON deck
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December 2014
Kripp

Hi Kripp, this is Hungrybox's mom

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, this is Hungrybox's mom. I noticed you are in need of a "comeback" you keep screaming about how "unlucky: and how "unfair" your little game is. Maybe Your moves are a little off because you are hungry. I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if you ate some CAMPBELL'S CHUNKY SOUP. Its made with your favorite ingredient: Salt.
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May 2020
Kripp

He needed PRECISELY those two inches to win!

twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Hey Kripp, how's it going, Hero Academy 2 Dev here

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, how's it going, Hero Academy 2 Dev here. We noticed that your salty streams are interesting and entertaining. To fix this issue, we have decided to offer you money to play our very uninteresting and boring card game that is clearly a clone of Hearthstone. We look forward to future business with you and hope that you can sellout out a little bit more in the future. ResidentSleeper
twitch chat
March 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

salty

Kripp stop showing your knee on stream

twitchquotes: Kripp stop showing your knee on the stream, dont be like other female streamers. We are interested in your personality and not body.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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