[Copypasta] Masculinity is now illegal

As of this morning ๐ŸŒ„, masculinity ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€ is NO ๐ŸšซโŒ LONGER ๐Ÿ“ LEGAL ๐ŸŒโš–. If you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ are masculine ๐Ÿ‘ด, please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ report ๐Ÿ“„ to your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ nearest ๐Ÿ’ž Femboy ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ Education ๐ŸŽ“ Center ๐Ÿขโœˆ, clean-shaven and wearing ๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ‘ž thigh-high socks ๐Ÿงฆ. Those who fail ๐Ÿšซ to follow ๐Ÿ‘ฃ these orders ๐Ÿ“‘๐ŸŽ WILL BE CANCELLED โŒ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜ก.
December 2020
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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I like turtles

twitchquotes: I like turtles because theyโ€™re so chill. They donโ€™t hurt anyone. Theyโ€™re just like, โ€œHey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But Iโ€™m gonna take my time getting there, Iโ€™m not in a rush. Because Iโ€™m a turtle.โ€
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December 2014
Kripp

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! HAHA! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DiDiDing!" I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit sussy!" I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
March 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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Hey chat, here's a high five for you

twitchquotes: (โ—žโ‰ผโ—‰เธทโ‰ฝโ—Ÿ ;็›Š;โ—žโ‰ผโ—‰เธทโ‰ฝโ—Ÿ) โ•ญโˆฉโˆฉโˆฉโˆฉโˆฉโ•ฎ HEY CHAT HERE'S A HIGH FIVE FOR YOU (โ—žโ‰ผโ—‰เธทโ‰ฝโ—Ÿ ;็›Š;โ—žโ‰ผโ—‰เธทโ‰ฝโ—Ÿ) โ•ญโˆฉโˆฉโˆฉโˆฉโˆฉโ•ฎ
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November 2014

My husband is the moderator for a few different subreddits, and he genuinely thinks itโ€™s a job

my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says heโ€™s, โ€œgot too much on his plate alreadyโ€. That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what heโ€™s doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesnโ€™t clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I donโ€™t know what to do. Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
November 2021

Reddit

MODS

Bible Passages

twitchquotes: Hey Imaqtpie, don't get my wrong buddy I love all of these funny meme games during queue but I have a new idea. I would love us all to read some bible passages during queue times! Thanks and god bless!
twitch chat
November 2014
imaqtpie
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