[Copypasta] Masculinity is now illegal

As of this morning πŸŒ„, masculinity πŸ’ͺπŸ†πŸ‘€ is NO 🚫❌ LONGER πŸ“ LEGAL πŸŒβš–. If you πŸ‘ˆ are masculine πŸ‘΄, please πŸ™πŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈ report πŸ“„ to your πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ nearest πŸ’ž Femboy πŸ‘—πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ Education πŸŽ“ Center 🏒✈, clean-shaven and wearing πŸ‘•πŸ‘–πŸ‘ž thigh-high socks 🧦. Those who fail 🚫 to follow πŸ‘£ these orders πŸ“‘πŸŽ WILL BE CANCELLED ❌🚷😑.
December 2020
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Weather forecast for today, lots of salt

twitchquotes: γƒ½ο½€γƒ½ο½€γ€γƒ½γƒ½ο½€γƒ½ο½€γ€γƒ½γƒ½ο½€γƒ½ο½€γ€γƒ½γƒ½ο½€γƒ½ο½€γ€γƒ½γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆ Ω„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰β˜‚ ʷᡉᡃᡗʰᡉʳ αΆ α΅’Κ³α΅‰αΆœα΅ƒΛ’α΅— αΆ α΅’Κ³ α΅—α΅’α΅ˆα΅ƒΚΈ - Λ‘α΅’α΅—Λ’ α΅’αΆ  ˒ᡃˑᡗ γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰β˜‚ ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀
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January 2019

salty

3-eyed face

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Doublelift: I don't make many mechanical mistakes

twitchquotes: I'm really confident that we'll be the way better bot lane. (Laughs) I see games where G2's bot lane is 100 CS down, losing tower, and getting killed 2 vs 2. I can't remember any games like that for us. CoreJJ and I don't make many mechanical mistakes and I think we play a lot cleaner in general. -- Doublelift 2019
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Raise your right and yell Kripp is a sellout

twitchquotes: ⎝ 4Head RAISE YOUR ⎝ 4Head RIGHT HAND ⎝ 4Head AND YELL ⎝ 4Head KRIPP IS A SELLOUT ⎝ 4Head
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Kripp

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