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Donger Song
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I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ and every time its loweredβΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½β I cry and start to whine βΰΌΌ@ΩΝ@ΰΌ½βBut never need to worry ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌ½ my Donger's staying strong γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎA Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! α¦ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½α€
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Kripp
Going face was the correct play
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Breaking News: Popular vegan salt miner kripparian was found dead this morning after both of this meat starved dogs ate his face while he was sleeping. Officials are saying that circumstances lead them to believe that "going face was the correct play". More at 11
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I love Pokimane
A lot of people say that Pokimane is not really a talented streamer but she's famous. A lot of people say her success comes from looking good and i'd agree with them and some of these people say her success comes from her personality and all the time she's spent streaming and i'd also agree with them. The thing is I think i'm in love with Pokimane and I think she's super pretty, talented, amazing, beautifal, funny, and smart. I want to make Pokimane my wife and wake up to her next to me every morning. I want to please her in every way I can just to see the smile on her face. Every time I think about waking up next to her , it makes me so happy and so in love with her. I think she has one of the most beautiful bodies on this earth and I would like to see her with my own eyes every day. Her smile , her charm, her charisma, her laughter, her tears, her thoughts, her feelings. I want to share everything with this women that I've fallen for. I don't care that people are going to say that I have no chance with her it's fine but thinking about being with her makes me happy so why is it so wrong to have that. If you guys want to make fun of me for liking Pokimane that's fine but I'll always love her with everything I have. I want to be with Pokimane through life , through death, through thick and thin, through sadness and sorrow, and everlasting happiness, I want to be there. I know i've already said this before but I'll say it again make fun of me for falling in love with Pokimane but you'll never break the love i have for her.
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Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid!
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Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid! May as well not even bother! And Still my pyramid sucks so very much! I really am the worst!
Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid! May as well not even bother! And Still my pyramid sucks so very much! I really am the worst!
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!ππ ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... βββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... βββββββββββ] 99% complete..... π«ERROR!π« π―Trueπ― Daddies are irreplaceable πI could never delete you Daddy!π Send this to ten other πͺDaddiesπͺ who give you π¦cummiesπ¦ Or never get called βοΈsquishyβοΈ againββπ¬π¬ββ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you π«π«πΏ 3 back: you're squishyβοΈπ¦ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenπ½πΌπ¦ 10+ back: Daddy