As of this morning ๐, masculinity ๐ช๐๐ is NO ๐ซโ LONGER ๐ LEGAL ๐โ. If you ๐ are masculine ๐ด, please ๐๐โโ๏ธ report ๐ to your ๐๐ผ nearest ๐ Femboy ๐๐โโ๏ธ Education ๐ Center ๐ขโ, clean-shaven and wearing ๐๐๐ thigh-high socks ๐งฆ. Those who fail ๐ซ to follow ๐ฃ these orders ๐๐ WILL BE CANCELLED โ๐ท๐ก.
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Trump nuclear ramble
Look, having nuclearโmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart โyou know, if youโre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iโm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldโitโs true!โbut when youโre a conservative Republican they tryโoh, do they do a numberโthatโs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneโyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weโre a little disadvantagedโbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meโit would have been so easy, and itโs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatโs going to happen and he was rightโwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatโs going on with the four prisonersโnow it used to be three, now itโs fourโbut when it was three and even now, I would have said itโs all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donโt, they havenโt figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itโs gonna take them about another 150 yearsโbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
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The feel when your favorite streamer is a feeder
twitchquotes:
THAT FEEL WHEN YOUR FAVORITE STREAMER IS A FEEDER
THAT FEEL WHEN YOUR FAVORITE STREAMER IS A FEEDER
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imaqtpie
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Who is this salt vegan casual - Rania's cat
twitchquotes:
Here i was, minding my own business, when suddenly this potato headed idiot just waltzes right into my life alwasy yelling 'topdeck this' and 'insane that'. who the *** is this salty vegan casual? i just want to eat and sleep all day, not listen to this oj guzzling nerd. Rania pls. -- sincerely, cat
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Kripp
Valorant fanfic
twitchquotes:
"Your aim is insane." Steel said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Hiko's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Hiko, as Steel blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Hiko. "Weak ass eco play, Steel." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Hiko dropped his Sova arrow into Steel's open bombsite.
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Hiko
Valorant
I am financially ruined
I came here for the first time and in 3 minutes made the decision to put way more than I can afford into PLTR calls. Iโm too retarded and now I literally dont know what to do I am financially ruined and I canโt even remember what I read that said this pltr thing was a good move. Fml