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Cattarrian warns Pupparrian
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"Welcome to your new home,β says the Kripp as he carries the Pupparrian in his bony arms. The puppy leaps from his uncomfortable position onto the ground and begins to run around. Soon, he grows tired and goes to bed. That night, a ghostly cat visits the Pupparrian in his sleep. βFlee,β warns the Cattarrian, βThe Kripp plans on eating you, as he once ate me.β
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I have a really small keyboard
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Κ°α΅Λ‘α΅ α΅α΅ αΆΚ°α΅α΅ α΄΅ Κ°α΅α΅α΅ α΅ Κ³α΅α΅Λ‘Λ‘ΚΈ Λ’α΅α΅Λ‘Λ‘ α΅α΅ΚΈα΅α΅α΅Κ³α΅ α΅βΏα΅ α΄΅'α΅ Λ’α΅α΅αΆα΅ α΅ΚΈα΅αΆ¦βΏα΅ Λ‘αΆ¦α΅α΅ α΅Κ°αΆ¦Λ’
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Why is Jake even a meme?
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Why is Jake even a meme? Are really so inconsiderate and stupid so as to think that its funny? You just post it like its some kind of joke, when in reality, Jake is a serious player at the top of his game, and deserves your respect. For this reason, I refuse to spam J 
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Kripparrian was sitting in his room alone
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Kripp
Attention all Fortnite gamers
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Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!
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