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2018 MONTHLY PLEB TEST
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PLEASE COPY PASTE THIS FOR YOUR MONTHLY PLEB TEST: raniaEZ ? amazW ? krippW ? eloiseE ? 
? savjzW ? reynadW ? toastyW ? kolentoW ? reckWut ? bajW ? btsKotlW ? dewW ? emjaneW ? forsenW ? thijsULU ? omgYay ? eslGob ? mitchW ? lirikThump ? qtpHAHAA ? singsingFcuk ? bjergW ? sodaW ? btsGodzW ? liftGasm ? goldyW ? taymooW ? rtzW ? admiralW ? envySwag ? wtrWtR ? danFat ? merliniPolice ? sumE ? fluffyW ? ratW ? purpleCx ? tyler1C ? syndiRage ? Pleb test passed
? savjzW ? reynadW ? toastyW ? kolentoW ? reckWut ? bajW ? btsKotlW ? dewW ? emjaneW ? forsenW ? thijsULU ? omgYay ? eslGob ? mitchW ? lirikThump ? qtpHAHAA ? singsingFcuk ? bjergW ? sodaW ? btsGodzW ? liftGasm ? goldyW ? taymooW ? rtzW ? admiralW ? envySwag ? wtrWtR ? danFat ? merliniPolice ? sumE ? fluffyW ? ratW ? purpleCx ? tyler1C ? syndiRage ? Pleb test passed
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Why Pornhub is a rip-off of Spongebob Squarepants
Welcome back to Watchmojo.com, where we tell you our Top 5 picks for why Pornhub is a rip-off of Spongebob Squarepants.
Pornhub is a website for watching stuff that your parents don't like. However, this concept may be based on an episode of the animated series Spongebob Squarepants where the titular main character is watching a video of a flesh-colored anenome dancing, while Gary walks in, and so Spongebob quickly grabs the television's remote and changes the channel immediately.
Plankton has once said a phrase while speaking about Spongebob, which is "You will be mine". Many fans suggest that Spongebob (who can't be gay because he is fucking genderless smh) is a homosexual, and while saying this he is referring to his brain, which is, in texture, much like a woman's reproductive organs.
In the episode of the Spongebob Squarepants series "Face Freeze", one scene shows Spongebob and Patrick's head looking like male and female external genitalia, and later they sleep in the same tent. Later on, Sandy pulls out her dirty, sharp hands and rubs on Spongebob's face, which may have inspired most videos in Pornhub's "lesbian" category. If you count the scene beforehand, this may also be one of the heterosexual "blowjobs".
Another scene of Plankton includes him speaking about the Krabby Patty's secret sauce, he utters, while sweating behind iron bars and inside Spongebob's head, "yes, Yes, YES! COME TO PAPA!". Another one, from the movie, is when he says "Daddy yes!". These may have inspired either BDSM, incest porn, or some hentai. Also, Patrick licks his ass.
Many Pornhub videos have used fake Spongebobs as character. Sometimes gay, straight, or even hentai. Especially a video where the opening is horrendously remade version of the Spongebob Squarepants intro theme, and the main character is a black man with a yellow painted face, who decides to refer to himself as "Spongeknob Squarenuts".
And now, time for our honorable mentions!!!!!
a) in the season 5 episode, "Spy Buddies", Patrick constantly uses his butt laser. This inspired Squirting.
b) Squidward mentions that Mr. Krabs' "weiner thing" will "blow up in his face. This enspired Cumming.
c) Squidward has also used a vacuum cleaner to suck on his penis. This inspired Vibrators and Fleshlights.
d) Spongebob uses both animation and live action in episodes, much like Pornhub has live-action and hentai.
James Patterson plays Druid
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The date is December 19th, 2018, at 630 am. James Patterson has just finished making his morning coffee. James Patterson hates his job, but looks forward each morning to playing ladder with the one deck he could afford to craft: Druid. On turn two, he attempts to drag Wild Growth onto the battlefield. He rubs his eyes, and to his horror sees that the card now costs 3 mana. With nothing left to live for, James Patterson opens his apartment window and buys a subaru.
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Hearthstone
Master Yi is broken
Not likely. I bet you probably go 0/6 against him and come to Reddit afterwards to complain about him so you can feel better about losing. I'm 100% convinced that the same people who like to joke about a Master Yi's "thought process" are the same people who whine about Aatrox and Katarina because they haven't got a clue what grievous wounds is. Every champion has a counter, if you don't understand Master Yi's counter (jungle invading, timing abilities, proper itemization), then why do you bother to circlejerk the "Master Yi is broken" stereotype?
League of Legends
Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?
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So I says to my friend, I says, "Where can I go to find some high octane gaming?". He replies, "You should check out MoonMoon on Twitch. He go hard". I come watch this stream only to find medium octane gaming. What a grotasque, lecherous hag my friend is.
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